The chat thread

[britishheel]

legend

 

[Aids Johnson]

gave him the most watered down shit ever, because fuck him and the crew needed to buy their own shots. My team came back, and she came over saying she was wasted and needed to use the service elevator and I should help her. She tipped like $200 for everyone elses bs by then so of course

 

[Aids Johnson]

I had the key for the elevator, and had my ladyfriend at the time cover along with both dudes, and they were a lot happier obviously to see they would actually make good money that night (I paid min wage plus tips to be fair)

 

[britishheel]

dude. you are just a legend

 

[Aids Johnson]

lol

 

[Aids Johnson]

basically after that she jumped my bones in the elevator, and I took her in the back room downstairs and did damage. I was (obviously) good and drunk too at the time, but seeing her give him a kiss in front of the bar after was gold.

 

[britishheel]

im still hung up on the woman but, anyway please post in the reddit thread

 

[¡Tranquilo!]

thats reddit gold worthy.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I'm not @GrammarNazi82, no real writing skills. Sounds like a bullshit story, but friends will attest to it being real.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

I've got writing skills for days. :haha:

 

[Aids Johnson]

Either way the 3 of us guys know about it, and my ladyfriend didnt sleep with me again for like 2 weeks, but it was worth it.

 

[TMBS]

ricky is fucking jerking it right now

 

[TMBS]

"you are the man Aids"

 

[TMBS]

:bischoff:

 

[Aids Johnson]

lmao fuck that grandma Aidsey, fuck her