The Breaking Bad Thread

[Testify]

Huell for a smiley!

 

[Senhor Perfect]

first of all, i avoid this thread like hell for that reason, that and you idiots all are lucky enough to watch sunday nights, i watch monday pm.

dont play that bullshit about innocense. ?

First of all: Learn to Sunday

I also don't know what "innocense" is :jeritroll:

 

[Aids Johnson]

First of all: Learn to Sunday

I also don't know what "innocense" is :jeritroll:

hey fuck face i work until after its done sunday and then work monday morning. Talk to me in 2 weeks when i can finally get it before. We cant all have kids and a 9-5 fuckface.

and if you get all crayo on me one more time, i will fucking destroy you. It's a keyboard, and im using my human hands to try and communicate with you. Heads up, i might make a mistake. Dont abort mission over it, you prejaculate. Thats right, what i mean is your mom wasnt satisfied. Your dad was embarrassed.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

i will fucking destroy you. .

You missed the capital I. :

 

[Aids Johnson]

You missed the capital I. :

How many times has your wife asked you "are you hard yet." i bet its at least a bakers dozen.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

How many times has your wife asked you "are you hard yet." i bet its at least a bakers dozen.

Unless I have a picture of you spread eagle in front of me it just doesn't want to work.

#Sobriety

 

[Aids Johnson]

You missed the capital I. :

....I know it happened at least as many times as she said "my name isnt champ! stop calling me champ!" and "aids? DO i need to get tested? You son, of, a, bitch"

 

[Aids Johnson]

Unless I have a picture of you spread eagle in front of me it just doesn't want to work.

#Sobriety

its almost 9am dont play that card on me you canadian sob. I am all fired up because i woke up and realized i had a huge bill from my insurance. i went to the first person, said to upgrade, played my story to the second and let her know "im not trying to ruin your day, so lets just get the person who is your manager" and that bitch hasnt called yet. Im riding a high that will last hours, maybe days. When i get to the person who has a masters, and crush their soul explaining the kind of shti they do for the money, ill finish. I wont say Senhor, but you bet your ass i'll be moaning "Gav the chav."

 

[Senhor Perfect]

....I know it happened at least as many times as she said "my name isnt champ! stop calling me champ!" and "aids? DO i need to get tested? You son, of, a, bitch"

I have a newborn, the only one hearing me yell out your name is my wang,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Senhor Perfect]

its almost 9am dont play that card on me you canadian sob. I am all fired up because i woke up and realized i had a huge bill from my insurance. i went to the first person, said to upgrade, played my story to the second and let her know "im not trying to ruin your day, so lets just get the person who is your manager" and that bitch hasnt called yet. Im riding a high that will last hours, maybe days. When i get to the person who has a masters, and crush their soul explaining the kind of shti they do for the money, ill finish. I wont say Senhor, but you bet your ass i'll be moaning "Gav the chav."

Insurance companies are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You still suck though.

 

[Testify]

We cant all have kids

That's what she said.ark:

 

[Aids Johnson]

I have a newborn, the only one hearing me yell out your name is my wang,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

my name isnt guu

 

[Aids Johnson]

Insurance companies are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You still suck though.

i know i try to piss you off, and im glad it works.

Insurance companies are idiots. I had a 20 minute talk with the first girl because she wouldnt upgrade me, and i got her to compare having insurance to playing the lottery. Literally, we both laughed when repeated her comparison. She is one cool chick.

 

[Testify]

Insurance companies are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You still suck though.

Yeah, abuse him Teflon. Abuse him until he cries like a little bitch! #AbuseAids

 

[Senhor Perfect]

i know i try to piss you off, and im glad it works.

Insurance companies are idiots. I had a 20 minute talk with the first girl because she wouldnt upgrade me, and i got her to compare having insurance to playing the lottery. Literally, we both laughed when repeated her comparison. She is one cool chick.

If she's flirting with you, she must be a heifer. :happy: