The Battle Royale every WWE fan wants

[Rawkus Keyes]

Let's say when Mr. Kennedy & Umaga are better, the WWE script writers actually have a good idea. *gasp*
A over the top rope Battle Royale for number one contender on Smackdown.

The Brian Kendrick
Vs.
MVP
Vs.
Big Show
Vs.
The Great Khali
Vs.
Umaga
Vs.
Jeff Hardy
Vs.
The Undertaker
Vs.
Mr. Kennedy
Vs.
Edge

Who wins the match and what is the order of elimination?

I think it would go something like this
1st Elim: Mr. Kennedy
2nd Elim: The Brian Kendrick
3rd Elim: Edge
4th Elim: Umaga
5th Elim: The Great Khali
6th Elim: MVP
7th Elim: Jeff Hardy
8th Elim: Big Show

 

[Airfixx]

^^^Why no Shelton, Koslov, Truth and... and....?


Well, what I'd WANT to happen (whilst sticking to your original list of guys)....


From the off, Undertaker & Big Show head straight for each other and spend the majority of the match fighting between themselves (Obviously none of the other guys are too eager to get involved. lol)

1st Elim: The Great Khali (Joint effort with all participants helping to get him out. Lands on Runjen Singh on his way over the top.)
2nd Elim: The Brian Kendrick (by Kennedy)
3rd Elim: Mr. Kennedy (by Eziekel from the outside - THEBK & Ken can go on to fued.)
4th Elim: Umaga (by Hardy)
5th Elim: Jeff Hardy (by Edge)
6th Elim: Edge (by Taker & Show as Edge try's to sneak up and knock them both out as they grapple to get each other out - Out of frustration Edge attacks Hardy who's still on the floor otside of the ring.... They can go on to fued)
7th Elim: Big Show AND Undertaker (Directly after Edge is elliminated, they're both still fighting to get each other over the ropes, MVP sneaks up and tips them both over the top.)

Winnder: MVP


Ending up with an SD upper card landscape of:

HHH (c) v MVP
Taker v Show(w/Vicki)
Edge v Jeff
Kennedy v Kendrick (w/'Zieke)



(...To me that's damn healthy and should answer the many claims that SD doesn't have a good enough roster - By the time you add in maybe Truth v Shelton, a tag match & a Diva match that would actually make a shit hot PPV IMO.)

 

[KenFan4life]

I'd have it go down like this....(tha' KenFan Way)



It'll be thee most epic steel cage ontop of a hell in a cell over a moat of Tables(that are flaming and are wrapped in barbed wire) battle royal EVER!!!





Everyone starts out ontop of the cage-cell thing.....and they all do def'dyfing stunts and wicked awesome spots that looks like it killed them all...

then every 1 minute a ton of raw superstars enter the match and war with the smackdown crew....its epic' and they wage war and Kofi Kingston suffers a black injury and gets shot and everyone wars with everyone...

til The ECW invaders pop up...they seem like tha' voice of reason as they tell tha' RAW & Smackdown guys to unite and shit....only to be double crossed, cuz ECW is now Property of TNA and now its ECW & TNA(both turning heel) againest All of The WWE(who are now the FAces)...

the wwe guys are tired from fighting each other, but they put up a valiant effort...

the TNA guys start putting up some fights (til their main eventers all suffer from injuries, leaving just Joe & AJ)...

thats when Jim Crocett with his army of KErry Von Erich Clones pop up outt've nowhere with the entire New NWA and they join in the match of matches...

this is epic'ness'ly awesome and shit...

then the ECW guys turn back and help the wwe guys, only to double cross them again, cuz Heymans a punk ass whiney crybaby bitch that can't make up his mind....

its during this battle that every Authority figure in wrestling history, combine and unite into one gigantic person and announces that the fight will now be a Super Mega-LADDER MATCH to Heaven...


everyone for themselves...


its during this that all the wrestler's that died in the past, make their dramatic comebacks and try to fuck things up for the living....

its a dramatic awesome'ness...


this is when all the guys that were in the WWF Attitude come outt've nowhere and fight the WWF Hogan and they wage war...
then WCW comesback and fights both and they all wrestle one more time...



then...ontop of the Biggest, Most Massive Ladder ever created (ontop of the biggest cage ever), is where BATISTA and CENA see eye to eye for the second time EVER!!!

they wage thee most biggest-awesomest Wrestling match ever....


and they both like....draw when neither can win...

this is when MR.KENNEDY climbs up and wins the biggest most massive awesome'est match ever!....


.......EVER!!!