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THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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well my mum is actually alive, so it mustve been nancys mum
 

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He's full of shit. If his mon was dead, he wouldn't just tell me that. He would ignore the bong comment and would have left.

Edit: I was right..
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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the section is back to being named hell in a thread. dylan leaves with his cock between his ass cheeks
 

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what the hell is this thread it went from hugs to rell praising himself witch isnt new to people talking about shoving things up a dead persons ass

*mat sits back & waits for rells & dylans reply* :p
 

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WTF!!! Err... this was supose to be the bar room, damnit! Alright... this isnt going to work...
 

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I told you, we can live the past so Its time to write a new future (If you know what I mean)

Edit: The fact that you made this thread using as many wrestling signatures as you do kind of defeats the purpose if you know what I mean.
 

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Let the last post in this thread be this.

Written By~Rell
Produced By~Rell

Ive been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams Ive kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!
Is it me youre looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
Youre all Ive ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you
I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again
How much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello!
Ive just got to let you know
Because I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I havent got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you
Hello!
Is it me youre looking for?
Becuase I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I havent got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you
 

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ROFLMAO Lionel Richie :laugh:
 

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Ok now let the thread die with this.

Produced By~Relly Rell
Written By~Macho Man Relly Ravage

[Spinderella cut it up one time!
Hit me Come on]
CHORUS
Let's talk about sex baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy avoid or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin
CHORUS
Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope
Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right
(repeat)
[Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sex
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?]
CHORUS