The 2024 United States Presidential Election Thread

[Comrade Khan]

And leopards ate my face and I was shocked

 

[Chris]

I thought the first few rounds were candidates that made sense and probably cheered by the right for the most part, but man these last few have been insane

 

[Samoa Looch]

...but still will be either cheered or at least heavily defended by the (far) right.

 

[Toilet]

Trump just called me and asked if i wanted to be head of cartoons

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Trump just called me and asked if i wanted to be head of cartoons

No he asked if you could get him head from cartoons

 

[Toilet]

Jessica Rabbit

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Mrs Braflosky

 

[Y2Jayne]

Well now I know what a "power lesbian" is. Gruesome story.

Power lesbian murders her own father in Election Night meltdown

Corey Burke, 33, allegedly struck, stabbed and strangled her father, 67-year-old Timothy Burke, in a horrific attack in their Seattle home on November 5.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Yay my state sucks too

Winslow town manager resigns, citing hateful comments because she is transgender

The town manager of Winslow, who is openly transgender, has submitted her resignation, citing hateful comments both from the public and the town council.

wgme.com

 

[Comrade Khan]

How about that Russian Asset as head of CIA. Can't make this shit up. May as well prepare for civil war too with the whole red state national guard threats too.

I can't believe how bad America fucked up. Like it's honestly insane more than half of ppl who voted didn't see this coming or see this as fine. You've got a pedophile as AG n a felon as head of state. Just....what is wrong with this country ?

 

[Samoa Looch]

How about that Russian Asset as head of CIA. Can't make this shit up. May as well prepare for civil war too with the whole red state national guard threats too.

I can't believe how bad America fucked up. Like it's honestly insane more than half of ppl who voted didn't see this coming or see this as fine. You've got a pedophile as AG n a felon as head of state. Just....what is wrong with this country ?

On top of too many people who want to secure the riches they have, too many dumb and/or easily manipulated people voted is the short answer, I feel.

 

[Chris]

House Ethics Panel Was Set to Vote to Release Report Critical of Matt Gaetz

The committee has been investigating allegations that Mr. Gaetz, President-elect Donald J. Trump’s pick for attorney general, engaged in sexual misconduct and illicit drug use.

www.nytimes.com

The House Ethics Committee, which has been investigating allegations that Representative Matt Gaetz engaged in sexual misconduct and illicit drug use, was prepared to vote to release a highly critical report about Mr. Gaetz on Friday, according to a Republican official familiar with the matter. The release would have come two days after President-elect Donald J. Trump selected Mr. Gaetz to be attorney general.

Mr. Gaetz, a Florida Republican, abruptly resigned from his House seat late Wednesday, effectively ending the ethics investigation that has hung over his head for years.

Mr. Gaetz, the official said, had repeatedly offered combative replies to questions posed by the committee, effectively delaying the fact-finding process for months. The publication of the committee’s findings was additionally delayed, the official said, because of a House rule that forbids releasing a negative report close to an election. The official spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive investigation.

 

[Comrade Khan]

so he just hired him to get him out of trouble - the pedo helping another pedo

 

[Comrade Khan]

a House rule that forbids releasing a negative report close to an election

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT RULE

 

[Chris]

a House rule that forbids releasing a negative report close to an election

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT RULE

If I had to guess (I don't know at all), the original selling point was so angry politicians couldn't do it to try and sabotage people that were just elected. Probably sold well bc the obvious problems are ignored bc people think "well we'd never vote for someone bad so yeah"