TEW Predicts the Future V2 (revival)

[Sky]

The old thread will rest in peace, because I lost the save on transferring to a new computer. So, here's the lowdown.

I'll be using the Real World June 2021 database by TheWho87.
I will entirely leave the game to its own devices, without any input from me.
Each in-game month I'll post an update on the most recent WWE, AEW, and Impact supercards as well as any happenings that go on.

Let's see what a simulation thinks will happen in the future, shall we?

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Can anything beat Fat Shaming Titus?

 

[Sky]

JUNE 2021
Where It All Begins, Again​

Let's hope for a strong start with this entry. Reminder: this thing tends to pretend that the pandemic never happened.

Major Events​

NXT TakeOver: Nashville
Saturday, June 12, 2021

1. Marina Shafir d. Sarray (DQ)
2. NXT Women's Championship - Raquel Gonzalez (c) d. Zoey Stark (DQ)
3. Mei Ying d. Simone Johnson
4. Katrina Cortez/Carissa Rivera d. Toni Storm/Scarlett
5. Io Shirai d. Shotzi Blackheart
6. Karrion Kross/Fabian Aichner/Marcel Barthel d. Tyler Breeze/Fandango/Asher Hale
7. NXT Cruiserweight Championship - KUSHIDA (c) d. Cameron Grimes
8. Bobby Fish/Kyle O'Reilly d. Tony Nese/Timothy Thatcher
9. WWE 24/7 Championship - R-Truth (c) d. Pete Dunne

Impact Against All Odds
Friday, June 18, 2021

1. Impact Knockouts Tag Team Championship - Fire 'n Flava (Kiera Hogan/Tasha Steelz) (c) d. Tenille Dashwood/Alisha Edwards
2. Rosemary d. Havok d. ODB d. Susan
3. Impact Knockouts Championship - Kimber Lee d. Deonna Purrazzo (c)
4. Daivari/Kaleb d. Rich Swann/Fallah Bahh
5. James Storm/Chris Sabin/TJP d. Hernandez/Petey Williams/Acey Romero
6. Brian Myers d. Rhino
7. Matt Cardona d. Tommy Dreamer
8. Sami Callihan/Ken Shamrock d. Eddie Edwards/Heath

AEW Fyter Fest
Saturday, June 19, 2021

1. Hikaru Shida d. Red Velvet d. Madi Wrenkowski
2. Abadon d. Serena Deeb
3. Reba/Dani Jordyn d. Yuka Sakazaki/Leva Bates
4. The Bunny d. KiLynn King
5. Best Friends (Chuck Taylor/Trent?) d. Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus/Jungle Boy) d. Varsity Blonds (Brian Pillman Jr./Griff Garrison)
6. Darby Allin/Evil Uno/Stu Grayson d. Kip Sabian/Jack Evans/Angelico
7. FTR (Dax Harwood/Cash Wheeler) d. Santana/Ortiz
8. AEW TNT Championship - Miro (c) d. Christian Cage
9. AEW World Tag Team Championship Ladder Match - The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson/Nick Jackson) (c) d. The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows/Karl Anderson)

WWE Hell in a Cell
Sunday, June 27, 2021

1. Sonya Deville d. Liv Morgan
2. SmackDown Women's Championship - Bianca Belair (c) d. Liv Morgan
3. RAW Women's Championship - Rhea Ripley (c) d. Eva Marie
4. Nia Jax d. Lana
5. Rey Mysterio/Kofi Kingston/Xavier Woods d. Elias/Dolph Ziggler/Robert Roode
6. WWE United States Championship - Sheamus (c) d. Kane (DQ)
7. Drew McIntyre/Goldberg d. The Usos (Jimmy Uso/Jey Uso) d. The Miz/John Morrison
8. RAW Tag Team Championship - Randy Orton/Shinsuke Nakamura (c) d. AJ Styles/Sami Zayn
9. WWE Universal Championship Hell in a Cell Match - Roman Reigns (c) d. Triple H

Title Changes (outside of major events)​

2021-06-02 AEW Dynamite - AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega -> Jon Moxley (2)
2021-06-04 WWE SmackDown - WWE 24/7 Championship: Akira Tozawa -> R-Truth (52)*
2021-06-07 WWE RAW - RAW Tag Team Championship: AJ Styles/Omos -> Randy Orton/Shinsuke Nakamura
2021-06-08 WWE NXT - NXT North American Championship: Bronson Reed -> Adam Cole (2)
2021-06-14 WWE RAW - WWE Championship: Bobby Lashley -> Randy Orton (11)

Signings and Departures​

WWE:
In: Carlito
AEW:
None.
Impact:
In: Angel de Guerra, San Andres, Lionel Knight, Shane Sabre

Business Updates​

WWE:
They did a draft, as is usual in these saves.
WWE and AEW have opened the door to poaching talent from each other. This can only end well.
Both Nikki Cross and Io Shirai are pregnant! Good for them. Io announced this after NXT TakeOver. Also pregnant is NXT referee Aja Smith.
Turns out Mansoor has an alcohol problem. Who'd have thought it?

Impact:
Impact's agreements with AAA, MLW, and Smash are over.
It's not all bad news, though, as Impact now have broadcasting deals for BTI in the UK and Canada.
Bizarre developments in Impact stables: the Super Elite disbanded as Kenny Omega left the Good Brothers in the dust, and Black Taurus turned on Decay. Naturally, the Good Brothers have now joined together with Rosemary and Crazzy Steve.
Jordynne Grace scored a win over body shaming. No word whether Titus O'Neil was among the trolls.

Backstage Happenings​

Mick Foley has divorced his long-time partner.
Where did Samoa Joe go? NJPW!
Jim Cornette became NWA's head booker.... again. NWA went on to sign Lars Sullivan and Velveteen Dream, so that's a shit sandwich and a half.

Retirements and Deaths​

No longer active competitor: Keiji Mutoh, Bryan Danielson, Ricky Morton, Joey Matthews, Miyako Matsumoto, Samu, Shaquille O'Neil(????), Jun Akiyama, Yuji Nagata, Atlantis, D'Lo Brown, Tatsumi Fujinami, Scorpio Jr., Koji Kanemoto, Salvatore Sincere, Shiro Koshinaka, Lady Apache, Pirata Morgan, Joe E. Legend, Masao Inoue, David Arquette
Left the business: Lanny Poffo, Raymond Rougeau, Pepe Casas, Messiah, Robert Fuller, Armando Estrada
Deceased: None.

*note: the news item said "this is the umpteenth time". I love that TEW just got sick of counting.

 

[Chris]

My good friend Rosemary

 

[Barry Poppins]

Triple H still competing with Roman Reigns

 

[Sky]

JULY 2021
Summer's Heating Up​

Money in the Bank approaches - can WWE avoid botching it? Also AEW and Impact are doing some stuff I guess

Major Events​

NXT TakeOver: Lake Area
Saturday, July 17, 2021

1. Harlem Bravado/Christian Casanova d. Legado del Fantasma (Santos Escobar/Raul Mendoza)
2. Tian Sha (Xia Li/Mei Ying) d. Avery Taylor/Sareena Sandhu
3. B-FAB d. Karissa Rivera
4. Ember Moon d. Toni Storm d. Katrina Cortez
5. Cameron Grimes/Sunil Singh d. Desmond Troy/Mohamed Fahim
6. Dakota Kai d. Marina Shafir d. Zoey Stark
7. Finn Balor/Drake Maverick/Jeet Rama d. Timothy Thatcher/Fabian Aichner/Marcel Barthel
8. NXT Cruiserweight Championship Elimination Match - KUSHIDA (c) d. Roderick Strong d. Tommaso Ciampa d. Joaquin Wilde

AEW Fight for the Fallen
Saturday, July 24, 2021

1. Hikaru Shida/Emi Sakura d. Madi Wrenkowski/Dani Jordyn
2. Reba d. Leyla Hirsch
3. Leva Bates d. Jade Cargill
4. The Bunny d. Serena Deeb
5. Darby Allin/Christopher Daniels/Frankie Kazarian d. Brian Pillman Jr./Griff Garrison/Cezar Bononi
6. Best Friends (Chuck Taylor/Trent?) d. The Hybrid 2 (Jack Evans/Angelico)
7. Christian Cage/Jake Hager d. Lance Archer/Shawn Spears
8. Cody Rhodes d. Kenny Omega d. MJF

Impact Slammiversary XIX
Sunday, July 25, 2021

1. Su Yung d. ODB
2. Hernandez d. Shane Sabre (DQ)
3. Tenille Dashwood d. Kiera Hogan
4. Chris Sabin/Willie Mack/San Andres d. Petey Williams/Acey Romero/Kaleb
5. World Championship Number 1 Contender Match - Rhino d. TJP d. Rich Swann d. W. Morrissey
6. Tommy Dreamer d. Crazzy Steve
7. Heath d. Matt Cardona (DQ)
8. No Holds Barred Hair vs. Hair - Sami Callihan d. Eddie Edwards

WWE Money in the Bank
Sunday, August 1, 2021

1. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship - Natalya/Tamina (c) d. Mia Yim/Aliyah
2. Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match - Charlotte Flair d. Nia Jax d. Liv Morgan d. Sonya Deville d. Lana d. Eva Marie
3. Bayley d. Shayna Baszler d. Mandy Rose d. Dana Brooke
4. Asuka d. Naomi
5. Kane/Dolph Ziggler/Robert Roode d. Rey Mysterio/Ivar/Erik (DQ)
6. WWE United States Championship - Sheamus (c) d. Sami Zayn (DQ)
7. Men's Money in the Bank Ladder Match - AJ Styles d. Drew McIntyre d. Edge d. Braun Strowman d. Kevin Owens d. Finn Balor
8. RAW Tag Team Championship - Shinsuke Nakamura/Randy Orton (c) d. Bobby Lashley/Elias
9. John Cena/Bray Wyatt d. Seth Rollins/AJ Styles

Title Changes (outside of major events)​

2021-07-08 N/A - AEW TNT Championship: Miro -> VACANT
2021-07-21 AEW Dynamite - AEW TNT Championship: VACANT -> Matt Hardy
2021-07-22 Impact Wrestling - Impact X Division Championship: Josh Alexander -> Brian Myers
2021-07-23 WWE SmackDown - WWE Intercontinental Championship: Apollo Crews -> Big E (3)

Signings and Departures​

WWE:
Called up from NXT: Brian Kendrick, Sara Amato, Kona Reeves, Road Dogg, Matt Bloom, Terry Taylor, Johnny Gargano, William Regal, Robbie Brookside, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Aliyah, Ryan Katz, Norman Smiley, Finn Balor
Out: Cedric Alexander, Shane Helms
AEW:
Out: Eddie Kingston, Peter Avalon
Impact:
None.

Business Updates​

WWE:
The Guild of Greats stable is being formed, consisting of Randy Orton and the New Day.
The next NXT booker... OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!!
With Johnny Gargano's callup, The Way is over.
In the latest pregnancy update, announcer JoJo is expected to start maternity leave soon, after recently having let Bray in.

AEW:
In what must be the biggest early shock I've ever seen, Miro has been arrested for second-degree murder. The case looks open-and-shut, so he's expected to serve 15 years, effectively ending his in-ring career... oh, and he was indicted while TNT Champion. The title was swiftly vacated.
Chris Jericho has supplanted PAC as leader of Death Triangle.
Brian Cage is in hot water over his obvious steroid use.

Impact:
Rich Swann and Su Yung have divorced.
Rhino and TJP are at each other's throats. The unexpected part there is that Rhino's the instigator.

Backstage Happenings​

David Starr has decided to speak up again after a year, and as if his previous shitbaggery weren't enough he decided that he wanted t claim women's wrestling sucks. Asuka trashed him for it.
Speaking of scumbags, DJ Hyde once again is stiffing talent on pay.

Retirements and Deaths​

No longer active competitor: The Godfather, Dan Severn, Wolfie D
Left the business: Abdullah the Butcher, Nick Mondo, Rick Martel
Deceased: None.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Oh boy, there's a lot to unpack here-

Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match - Charlotte Flair d. Nia Jax d. Liv Morgan d. Sonya Deville d. Lana d. Eva Marie

Go figure, the AI books her to win every fucking thing.

John Cena/Bray Wyatt d. Seth Rollins/AJ Styles

What the fuck are John Cena and Bray Wyatt doing teaming up together?

The Guild of Greats stable is being formed, consisting of Randy Orton and the New Day.

Bro what the fuck-

The next NXT booker... OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!!

In what must be the biggest early shock I've ever seen, Miro has been arrested for second-degree murder. The case looks open-and-shut, so he's expected to serve 15 years, effectively ending his in-ring career... oh, and he was indicted while TNT Champion. The title was swiftly vacated.

He must have finally snapped and murdered Bobby Lashley and Dolph Ziggler for those shitty storylines with Lana.

David Starr has decided to speak up again after a year, and as if his previous shitbaggery weren't enough he decided that he wanted t claim women's wrestling sucks. Asuka trashed him for it.

How is he even still in the business at this point?

 

[Sky]

AUGUST 2021
Everybody's Feeling Fine, 'cause it's PARTY TIME​

SummerSlam, the biggest party of the summer. Did WWE get it right?

Major Events​

NXT TakeOver: Warhawk Warfare
Saturday, August 14, 2021

1. Toni Storm d. Valentina Feroz
2. Kacy Catanzaro d. Cora Jade
3. Mohamed Fahim/Harlem Bravado d. Ever-Rise (Chase Parker/Matt Martel) d. Legado del Fantasma (Santos Escobar/Raul Mendoza)
4. The Singh Brothers (Sunil Singh/Samir Singh) d. Bronson Reed/Asher Hale
5. WWE 24/7 Championship Scramble - R-Truth (c) d. Pete Dunne d. Jeet Rama d. Desmond Troy
6. Dakota Kai d. Franky Monet
7. Roderick Strong/Tommaso Ciampa/Cal Bloom d. Cameron Grimes/Fabian Aichner/Marcel Barthel (DQ)
8. NXT North American Championship - Killian Dain d. Adam Cole (c)

Impact Unbreakable
Friday, August 20, 2021

1. Impact Knockouts Championship - Kimber Lee (c) d. Havok d. Tasha Steelz
2. Hernandez/Madman Fulton/Kaleb d. Rich Swann/Willie Mack/San Andres
3. Su Yung/Kiera Hogan d. Jordynne Grace/Taylor Wilde
4. Nightmare Strap Match - Rosemary d. Deonna Purrazzo
5. Chris Sabin d. Rhino d. Tommy Dreamer
6. Impact X Division Championship - Brian Myers d. Matt Cardona
7. Heath d. James Storm
8. Enemies of the State (Sami Callihan/W. Morrissey) d. The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows/Karl Anderson)

AEW Tag Team Appreciation Night
Saturday, August 21, 2021

1. Nyla Rose/Mel d. Leyla Hirsch/Big Swole
2. Penelope Ford d. Kris Statlander - I imagine this match happens with Best Friends in Kris's corner and Kip Sabian standing awkwardly alone in Penelope's corner, trying to pretend he has never had a partner on this Tag Team Appreciation Night
3. Awesome Kong d. Riho d. Hikaru Shida d. Diamante
4. PAC/Joey Janela/Sonny Kiss d. Shawn Spears/Jack Evans/Angelico
5. Lucha Bros (Penta el 0M/Rey Fenix) d. The Dark Order (Evil Uno/Stu Grayson)
6. Chris Jericho d. Dustin Rhodes
7. Cody Rhodes d. Kenny Omega
8. AEW World Tag Team Championship - FTR (Dax Harwood/Cash Wheeler) d. The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson/Nick Jackson) (c)

WWE SummerSlam
Sunday, August 29, 2021

1. Mia Yim d. Liv Morgan d. Aliyah
2. Naomi d. Carmella
3. Chad Gable/Elias/Jaxson Ryker d. Shelton Benjamin/Montez Ford/Angelo Dawkins
4. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship - Natalya/Tamina (c) d. Nia Jax/Shayna Baszler
5. WWE 24/7 Championship - Robert Roode d. R-Truth (c)
6. Kane/MVP d. Riddle/Ricochet
7. Charlotte Flair/Alexa Bliss d. Sasha Banks/Asuka
8. The Miz/John Morrison d. The New Day (Kofi Kingston/Xavier Woods) d. The Usos (Jey Uso/Jimmy Uso)
9. Becky Lynch d. Bayley
10. WWE United States Championship - Sheamus (c) d. AJ Styles
11. WWE Intercontinental Championship - Big E (c) d. Edge d. Jeff Hardy d. Drew McIntyre
12. WWE Championship - Randy Orton (c) d. Seth Rollins
13. WWE Universal Championship - The Undertaker d. Roman Reigns (c)

Title Changes (outside of major events)​

None, but fucking hell, did you see that last one???

Signings and Departures​

WWE:
Called up from NXT: Oney Lorcan, Danny Burch
Out: Mandy Rose
AEW:
Out: The Blade
Impact:
None.

Business Updates​

WWE:
Seth Rollins has formed his own faction to counter the Guild of Greats. He, AJ Styles, and Sami Zayn will be the Mat Mercenaries.
John Cena is leaving in a few months to make a big name movie. Let's hope WWE doesn't have long-term plans for him.
Keith Lee is injured. Again.
Ronda Rousey had a baby girl! Yay for her.
John Morrison and Taya Valkyrie/Franky Monet are divorced now.
John Laurinaitis has been outed for attacking a fan on Twitter over his opinions on current WWE booking. The fan was 12.

AEW:
Jon Moxley and Renee are divorced.
Brian Cage is still in steroid trouble, as he has been found with illegal amounts of steroids at home.

Impact:
James Storm and Tommy Dreamer have both joined the growing Divorce Gang.

Backstage Happenings​

Tetsuya Naito has left NJPW to go on hiatus, citing burnout.
Paul London has had explicit pics leak from his phone. So has Alberto el Patron, but a couple of videos of his are out too, with.... disturbingly sexually violent dialogue.

Retirements and Deaths​

No longer active competitor: Raven, Kaz Hayashi, Demolition Ax, Epico Colon, Ian Rotten, April Hunter, Wes Brisco, Ricky Ortiz, Bobby Fulton, Blue Panther, Rob Van Dam, Larry Zbyszko, Ray Gonzalez, Men's Teioh, Sage Beckett
Left the business: Ric Flair, Antonio Inoki, Tully Blanchard, Roadkill, Ed Ferrara, Alex Wright
Deceased: None.

 

[Chris]

I see the real world updates still haven't adjusted Undertaker to be retired smh someone needs to get on these mod makers

 

[Sky]

I see the real world updates still haven't adjusted Undertaker to be retired smh someone needs to get on these mod makers

The real problem is that no one believes the Undertaker is retired for good, after all the other times. It's like Terry Funk

 

[Barry Poppins]

AEW World Tag Team Championship - FTR (Dax Harwood/Cash Wheeler) d. The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson/Nick Jackson) (c)

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship - Natalya/Tamina (c) d. Nia Jax/Shayna Baszler

Charlotte Flair/Alexa Bliss d. Sasha Banks/Asuka

God fuck that women's division in this universe.

WWE Championship - Randy Orton (c) d. Seth Rollins
WWE Universal Championship - The Undertaker d. Roman Reigns (c)

John Laurinaitis has been outed for attacking a fan on Twitter over his opinions on current WWE booking. The fan was 12.

Good old Johnny Ace

Paul London has had explicit pics leak from his phone. So has Alberto el Patron, but a couple of videos of his are out too, with.... disturbingly sexually violent dialogue.

Poor Paul London... not so poor Alberto.

 

[Chris]

Do you have the randomness turned up again lol

 

[Sky]

Do you have the randomness turned up again lol

Otherwise, completely normal stuff would happen and no one would read it

At least WWE isn't actually imploding from John Cena being a drug czar or whatever it was

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Second-Degree murder Miro is close to Fat Shaming Titus. Suprised I haven't seen him and Lana divorced

 

[Sky]

Second-Degree murder Miro is close to Fat Shaming Titus. Suprised I haven't seen him and Lana divorced

She's so openly horny about him on Twitter, it stands to reason she'll be ride-or-die. Or maybe he gave his blessing for her to go to Lashley or something?