Joey Styles: “Hello everybody and welcome to the dawning of a new era in profession wrestling. The return of the Sadistic Wrestling Alliance is going to revolutionize just as it did in the past! I am your play by play analyst Joey Styles and sitting along side me is my broadcast colleague Jeremy Borash!”
Jeremy Borash: “Greetings everyone and Styles I must say it is an honor to be sitting here in the presence of wrestling media greatness.”
Joey Styles: “Well I don’t think I count as some of the greats such as Jim Ross or Gordon Soley but thank you Jeremy.”
Jeremy Borash: “I was talking about myself! Come on I am probably one of the greatest wrestling reporters to cover the sport! I mean I have a twitter account! I have covered all the breaking stories of pro wrestling for years and now I have decided to take over the announcing booth! I mean is there anything I can’t do?”
Joey Styles: “Well apparently you can’t grasp a sense of modesty, but anyways folks with certain egos aside I think it is time we got some of the amazing non stop action that the SWA is known to deliver! Such as out main event tonight as the Charismatic Enigma Jeff hardy takes on Captain Charisma Christian Cage!”
Jeremy Borash: “Don’t forget the amazing tag team action as Brian Kendrick and Paul London take on the incredible legacy driven Hart Foundation!”
Joey Styles: “But we are going to kick things off with the amazing X Division action that is always known with Monday night Anarchy as Amazing Red takes on the warrior Low Ki!”
Jeremy Borash: “And last but not least, our owner Andrew Walker is going to address the fans and all SWA employees tonight here in that very ring.”
Joey Styles: “All that and plenty more coming at you tonight here on Monday Night Anarchy folks! Right now let us send it down to Justin Roberts to get the night underway.”
Low Ki vs. Amazing Red
Justin Roberts: “Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the opening contest of Monday Night Anarchy! Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York, standing 5’8” tall and weighing in at 170 pounds, Low Ki!”
(Low Ki appears on the ramp crouched down looking out over the crowd with a very intense look on his face. Low Ki walks down the ramp looking from side to side at the cheering crowd. Low Ki hops up onto the ring apron and climb through the middle and top rope.)
Justin Roberts: “And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, standing 5’6” tall and weighing in at 147 pounds, Amazing Red!”
(Amazing Red appears on the stage to loud cheers from the crowd. Red walks down the ramp going from side to side slapping the hands of the fans as he walks up the steel steps and onto the ring apron and enters the ring.)
Both men slowly circle around the middle of the ring staring each other down. Amazing Red moves in for a collar elbow tie up but receives a kick to the outer thank courtesy of Low Ki. Red backs off a little but goes back towards Low Ki as they circle once again. Low Ki goes for another leg kick but Red back out of the way and spins around landing a spinning back kick to the gut of Low Ki. Low Ki holds his abdomen for a second before charging at Red full speed. Low Ki attempts a clothesline but Red ducks under it. Low Ki turns around and starts to run at red again but Red hooks the arm of Low Ki and send shim down with an arm drag. Low Ki and Red are both quickly up to their feet and as Ki moves in Red leaps up and connects with a dropkick to the chest of Low Ki sending him stumbling back to the ropes and Low Ki falls in between the middle and top rope to the outside. Ki lands on his feet and is holding his jaw with his back to the ring. Red gets to his feet and runs towards the ropes. Amazing red grabs the top rope and front flips over it and lands feet first on the ring apron . Low Ki turns around and Red leaps off the ring apron and manages to get his legs around the head of Low Ki and snaps off a hurricanrana. The crowd cheers loudly as Red walks over to Ki and grabs him by his head and rolls him into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Red slides into the ring as Ki is on hi hands and knees. Red gets on his feet and lands a few forearm shots to the back of Ki. Ki gets to both feet and red lands a right hand to the face of Ki and pushes him back into the corner. Red grabs the wrist of Ki and goes for the whip but Ki reverses it. Red hit’s the corner and Ki charges towards him but red moves out of the way. Ki lands chest first in the top turnbuckle Red stands behind Low Ki and lands a drop kick to the back of Ki driving him into the top turnbuckle once again. Red gets to his knees and quickly school boys Ki and the referee drops and counts 1.…2.….and Ki kicks out.
Red rises to his feet and picks Ki up to his feet and pushes him into the corner and red goes for the whip but Ki reverses it. Red his the corner and Ki charges once again. Ki runs right into a right boot from Red and as Ki back steps, Red hops up to the second rope and leaps off. Ki leaps up into the air and lands an enzui-giri to the face of Red. Red hit’s the mat flat on his back and Ki quickly covers. The referee drops down and counts 1.….2.….and Red kicks out. Ki quickly gets to his feet and grabs red by the head and lifts him to his feet. Ki scoops up Red and slams him down to the mat. Ki runs back and bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow on the chest of Red. Ki covers him and quickly hooks the leg. The referee counts 1.….2.…..and Red kicks out. Ki stands up and looks down at Red who slowly makes his way up to his knees. Ki lands a double chop to the shoulders of Red. Ki runs towards the ropes and leaps up to the middle rope. Ki springboards off the middle rope and as Red makes it to his feet he is nailed with a flying knee to jaw. Ki covers Red once again and the referee counts 1.…2.…and Red gets a shoulder up off the mat. Ki gets to his feet and looks down at Red frustrated. Ki picks Red up to his feet and grabs him in a double underhook. Ki sends Red over with a Double underhook suplex and rolls with Red instead of releasing the double underhook and locks in a modified Dragon Sleeper called the Dragon Wing. Low Ki cranks on the Dragon Wing as Red’s face starts to turn a bright red. The referee asks Red if he quits and Red screams no. Low Ki finally releases the Dragon Wing and stands up looking down at Red.
Ki picks Red up to his feet and lands a European uppercut. Red is knocked back into the corner. Ki walks up to Red and lands a hard knife edge chop. Ki follows it up with another hard knife edge chop and grabs the wrist of Red and goes for the whip. Red stops himself before their grips break and Ki pulls Red back towards him and goes for the back body drop. Red grabs a hold of the top rope and lands on the ring apron in the corner. Ki turns around and is hit with a forearm shot to the side of his face. Red leaps up to the top turnbuckle quickly but Ki counters and lands a kick to one of the legs of Red and causes him to straddle the top turnbuckle. Ki grabs the back of Red’s head and pulls him forward. Red falls off the top turnbuckle and falls back first on the mat. Ki picks Red up to his feet and grabs one arm of Red and Ki begins to land several hard knees to the chest and abdomen of a bent of Red. Red reaches out with his free arm and grabs one of the legs of Ki as he threw a knee and pulled, tripping Low Ki so where he falls back first on the mat. Red flips over in the bridge and pins Low Ki. The referee counts 1.…and Ki kicks out. Both men quickly get to their feet and Low Ki goes for a head kick. Red ducks under and wraps his arms around the waist of Ki as his back is towards him. Red rolls back pulling Ki with him and rolls him into a pin. The referee counts 1.…and Ki kicks out and red falls on top of Ki. Low Ki immediately locks in a rear naked choke on Red. Red plants his feet on the mat and leans back pushing the shoulders of Ki down on the mat. The referee counts 1.…2.….and Ki releases the rear naked choke and rolls out from under Red.
Ki gets to his feet first and measures as Red slowly gets to his feet. Ki lands a kick to the side of the head of Red that echoes throughout the arena. Instead of going for the pin, Ki stands there and measures once again as Red slowly starts to stir and rise to his knees. Red gets up on one knee and Ki throws a kick but Red drops down and trips up Ki. Ki falls flat on his back and Red hops up to his feet quickly. Red takes a few steps towards the fallen Low Ki and leaps up and lands a shooting star press. Red quickly hooks the leg and the referee counts 1.…2.….and Ki kicks out. Red gets up to his feet slowly and Ki uses the ropes to help himself up to his feet. Red pushes Ki up against the ropes and lands a few right hands. Red goes for the whip but Ki reverses it. Red bounces off the ropes and Ki goes for a clothesline but red ducks under it. Red bounces off the ropes and leaps up for a hurricanrana but keeps the momentum going and manages to swing around and grab Ki in a front facelock and drives him down with a DDT. Red grabs the arm of Ki and drags him over in front of the corner. Red signals for the end and climbs up the turnbuckles. Red stands on the top turnbuckle and goes for the corkscrew moonsault he calls the Infrared but Ki rolls out of the way. Red arches and holds his back as Ki slowly gets back to his feet. Red gets up to his feet and stumbles over to the corner. Ki stands across the ring from him, Ki runs towards Red and does a cart wheel and than leaps in front of Red and lands a kick to the side of the head. Red stumbles out of the corner as Ki gets to his feet. Ki signals for the end and grabs Red in a front facelock. Ki hooks a leg and lifts him up for the Ki Krusher 99. Ki walks to the middle of the ring and drops down and connects with the Ki Krusher 99. Ki hooks the leg and the referee counts 1.…2.…3!
Justin Roberts: “Here is your winner Low Ki!”
(Low Ki looks down at Amazing Red and runs his thumb across his throat and walks away.)
Jeremy Borash: “Can you believe the amazing back and forth action between Amazing Red and Low Ki?”
Joey Styles: “They certainly exemplified the pure talent and heart that lies within every X Division wrestler in the SWA.”
Jeremy Borash: “Well not everyone I mean come on Low Ki is the cream of the crop in the X Division and mark my words is going to be the X Division champion!”
Joey Styles: “I didn’t know you were a psychic. We should add that to you list of other useless skills.”
Jeremy Borash: “Oh wait I am getting a vision. Yes….yes…..styles you are going to be a virgin forever and are going to shut your mouth while I send it back to Matt Striker who is standing by with Captain Charisma!”
(Matt Striker is standing in front of a plasma tv with the SWA logo displaying on it.)
Matt Striker: “Hello everyone I am Matt Striker and joining me at this time is the Captain of Charisma, Christian Cage!”
(Christian Cage walks into the frame next to Striker with a smug and cocky look on his face as he looks up to the side and the crowd boos loudly. Matt lifts the microphone to his mouth but Cage grabs the hand of Striker and pulls it towards him.)
Christian Cage: “The single biggest star in the SWA is here and I am on my way to claiming the biggest prize in this industry and my path starts tonight. You see the first person in my way of the championship is going to be Jeff Hardy. You know I could stand here all day and run through the list of charges, I mean accomplishments Jeff has on his rap sheet. But on top of being a go nowhere, junkie loser who likes to paint his crappy portraits. He thinks he can come into an arena filled with my Peeps and actually win? No see that isn’t going to happen. Let me paint a portrait for you Jeff. You, face down in the canvas, me standing tall over your pathetic body and my arm raised high in the air. I am going to destroy you Jeff and there is nothing you are going to be able to do about it. Incase you didn’t know….now you know.”
(Cage throws down the arm of Striker and walks out of frame leaving Striker there looking towards the direction Cage walked off. In.)
-Commercial break-
-Returns to Program-
Joey Styles: “Welcome back to Monday Night Anarchy and what an ego Christian Cage has. Not to mention how low can he go bringing the man’s personal life into the mix?”
Jeremy Borash: “Cage speaks the truth and doesn’t pull any punches because people like you might think it is offensive. How can people let their kids cheer a junkie I agree with Cage.”
Joey Styles: “Well no one asked what you thought Borash and lets send it down to Justin Roberts so we can get to something actually entertaining. Tag Team action!”
Next Generation Hart Foundation vs. London and Kendrick
Justin Roberts: “this is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall. Introducing the first team at a combined weight of 380 pounds, the team of Paul London and Brian Kendrick!”
(London and Kendrick appear on the stage wearing white masks. They run full speed down the ramp and slide into the ring. London and Kendrick go to opposite corners and point to the crowd and than each other. They both do a back flip towards the middle of the ring. They both squat down and remove their masks and looks towards the stage.)
Justin Roberts: “And their opponents making their way to the ring, weighing in at 456 Teddy Hart and Harry Smith, The New Hart Foundation!”
(Teddy Hart walks out onto the ramp in his bright pink sparkling pants. Harry Smith walks out behind him flexing in short tights holding a Canadian flag. They walk down the ramp. Teddy walks up the steps and Harry sets the Canadian flag down by the steps and hops onto the ring apron.)
Teddy Hart and Paul London lock up in a collar elbow tie up. London pushes back and backs Teddy into his corner. London reaches up and tags in Kendrick. London lands a right hand to the gut of Teddy and Kendrick enters and lands a kick to the gut of Teddy as well. London exits the ring as Kendrick continues to lands boots to the gut of Teddy. Teddy Hart battles back and lands a right hand to the jaw of Kendrick. Teddy throws a back elbow that connects with the jaw of London knocking him off the ring apron. Kendrick comes at Hart again and Teddy leaps up and lands a step up enzui-giri to the back of Kendrick’s head. Teddy gets to his feet once again and turns and faces the corner. Teddy springs up to the middle rope and leaps off the middle rope and lands a moonsault on a standing Kendrick. Teddy gets up holding his chest and begins to walk towards his corner. Teddy stops and turns around and lands a boot to the face of Kendrick who is attempting to get to his hands and knees. Kendrick than falls face first on the mat and Teddy walks over to Harry and tags him in.
Harry enters the ring and Kendrick gets up and Harry runs at Kendrick and knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Harry walks over to London and lands a dropkick and knocks London off the ropes once again. Harry gets to his feet and turns to a now standing Kendrick and lands a European uppercut. Kendrick bounces back against the ropes and ends up bouncing right into the arms of Harry Smith once again. Harry wraps his arms around Kendrick and suddenly sends him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Harry stands and flexes for the crowd as Kendrick crawls to a corner and uses the ropes to get to his knees. Harry walks towards Kendrick with a swagger and Kendrick leaps up and lands a low dropkick to the knee of Harry. Harry falls forwards and lands with his head slamming against the middle turnbuckle. Harry moves over resting his head across the middle rope. London runs along the ring apron and lands a running dropkick to the side of Harry’s face. Kendrick rushes over and tags in London. Kendrick and London walk over to Harry and they both whip him across the ring. Harry bounces off the ropes and runs right into a double hip toss to him to the ground. London covers Harry and the referee counts 1…and Harry kicks out. London sits up and picks up Harry to his feet and drags him over to a corner and slams him face first into the top turnbuckle. London turns Harry around and snap mares Harry down to the mat and lays him down. London turns to the ropes and jumps onto the second rope, springboards off and lands a leg drop across the neck of Harry. London goes for the cover and the referee counts 1…and Harry gets a shoulder up. Teddy attempts to get into the ring but the referee stops him. London gets up to his feet and attempts to pick up Harry to his feet, but Harry lands a low blow on London.
Harry gets to his feet and lands a knee to the mid section of London. Harry drags London by his head over to his corner and Harry tags in Teddy. Harry picks up London for a side slam but drops him down with a back breaker. Harry holds London in place with his forearm across his throat stretching London’s back across his knee. Teddy climbs up to the top rope and leaps up landing the leg drop across the throat of London. Harry exits the ring as Teddy quickly covers London 1…2…and Kendrick grabs the leg of Teddy and pulls him off of London. Kendrick picks up Teddy to his feet and begins to land right hands to the face of Teddy. Kendrick leaps and connects with a dropkick to the face of Hart. Kendrick gets to his feet and Smith is entering the ring. Kendrick charges attempting a clothesline but Smith ducks underneath it and grabs Kendrick around the waist. Smith picks up Kendrick for a back suplex but Kendrick lands on his feet behind Smith. Kendrick takes a step forward beside Smith and lands a side Russian leg sweep. Teddy Hart and Paul London are getting to their feet at the same time. London and Hart face each other and begin to exchange right hands. London connects with a kick to the mid section of Hart. London grabs Hart behind the head and tosses Hart across the ring to a waiting Kendrick. Kendrick grabs Hart around the neck and runs towards the corner. Kendrick walks up the turnbuckles and hit’s the Sliced Bread #2 and drives Hart across the chest of Smith. Hart lies on top of Smith and London exit’s the ring and walks along the ring apron. London walks to the corner and climbs up the turnbuckles. Kendrick moves Hart to lay directly on top of Smith. Kendrick holds their ankles as London stands perched on the top turnbuckle. London leaps off with a Shooting Star Press and comes down on top of Hart and Smith. Hart rolls off Smith and Kendrick pins hart as London crawls on top of Smith. The referee drops down and begins the count 1...2...3!
Justin Roberts: “Here are your winners by pin fall, the team of Paul London and Brian Kendrick!”
Jeremy Borash: “I cannot believe it! How is this possible?”
Joey Styles: “Don’t ever underestimate this young team. What an upset for London and Kendrick and what a boost for this young team in the tag team division of the SWA.”
-Commercial Break-
-Returns to program-
(Matt Striker is standing with Brian Kendrick and Paul London.)
Matt Striker: “ I am here with the victorious team of London and Kendrick. How was it going into this match knowing you were the underdogs and still coming out on top?”
Paul London: “We have been in the underdog situation before but you know we just hope that maybe tonight showed the fans and Mr. Walker you know that we are a young and talented team and we are going to try and work our way up the ranks here in SWA.”
Brian Kendrick: “I don’t think people take into account our scrappiness and our desire to win. People can call us underdogs if they want but week after week we are going to keep on coming and giving our best to walk out of the ring with our arms raised in victory.”
Matt Striker; “Ok guys well thanks for you time and congratulations on your victory over the Hart Foundation tonight!”
Joey Styles: “What class and sportsmanship from that young team and you have to be impressed with not only their victory but also their will and determination.”
Jeremy Borash: “Yeah they got spunk but I think tonight was a fluke. None the less they get the win tonight but you know what, it is time to get onto real important matters. Christian cage vs. Jeff Hardy!”
Joey Styles: “Not only do we have that major main event coming up next but also don’t forget we have Mr. Walker’s address to the fans and everyone in SWA still to come tonight! For once tonight you are right and this is going to be explosive folks so strap yourselves in because this is going to be a rocket buster!”
Jeff Hardy vs. Christian Cage
Justin Roberts: “The following contest is the Main Event and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina. Weighing in at 215 lbs, the Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy!”
(The lights go out as Jeff appears on the stage. The paint on his arm and forehead glow as he dances at the top of the stage. Jeff walks down the ramp touching the hands of the fans. Jeff slides into the ring and walks to the corner and poses as he stands on the middle rope.)
Justin Roberts: “And his opponent, from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 227 lbs, Captain Charisma, Christian Cage!
(The countdown appears on the screen and than Christian Cage appears on the stage as smoke shoots up from behind him. He turns around showing the Captain Charisma on his jacket and than walks down the ring. Cage walks up the steel steps and enters the ring through the middle and top rope. Cage looks at Jeff Hardy in disgust and turns to the corner and stands on the middle rope. Cage takes his jacket off and drops it to ringside. Cage steps off the middle rope and the bell rings.)
As soon as the bell rings, Jeff charges across the ring connecting with a series of right hands that back Cage up into a corner. Once in the corner Jeff throws on a blatant choke and the referee counts 1...2...3...4...and Jeff releases the hold. Jeff automatically starts connecting with a series of right forearm shots to the face of Cage. The referee pulls Jeff back and once Jeff re-approaches Cage, Cage connects with a kick to the mid section. Cage walks out of the corner and connects with a few right hands and than goes to scoop up Jeff. Jeff slides off the shoulders of Cage and lands on his feet behind him. Jeff grabs cage behind the head and runs towards the ropes. Jeff throws Cage over the top rope but Cage manages to hang on and land on the ring apron. Jeff turns around and approaches Cage and Cage throws a right hand. Jeff blocks the right hand and connects with a right hand of his own. Jeff drops down and slides in between Cages legs and stands on the arena floor. Jeff grabs both feet of Cage and pulls them off the ring apron and Cage falls face first onto the ring apron. Cage falls to the floor holding his jaw as Jeff slides back into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Jeff stands in the ring and grabs the top rope looking down at Cage. Cage rises to his feet and turns towards the ring apron and Jeff leaps up and than slingshots a dropkick to the chest of Cage through the middle and bottom rope. Cage is knocked down to the floor once again and Jeff stands back up to his feet in the ring once again. Jeff immediately walks over to the ropes and exit’s the ring. Jeff walks along the ring apron and he climbs up the turnbuckles. Jeff stands on the top turnbuckle as Cage is slowly rising to his feet. Jeff leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits Cage with a cross body. Jeff stands up and takes his shirt off and throws it into the crowd. He bends down and grabs Cage by the head and tosses him back into the ring underneath the bottom rope.
Jeff slides into the ring and covers Cage. The referee drops down and counts 1...and Cage manages to get a shoulder up. Jeff stands up and walks to the corner. Jeff faces the corner and climbs up the turnbuckles. Jeff stands on the top turnbuckle with his back to Cage who has crept up to his feet. Cage charges at Jeff and knocks his feet out from underneath him. Jeff straddles the top rope as Cage connects with a knife edge chop that knocks Jeff back and off the top rope crashing to the mat below. Cage looks down at Jeff and puts his boot in his face. Cage than bends down and slaps Jeff in the face screaming at him “You’re pathetic”. Cage grabs Jeff around the head and picks him up to his feet. Cage grabs Jeff in a front facelock and picks him up for a vertical suplex. Cage than drops Jeff stomach first across the top rope. Jeff remains folded over the top rope and Cage drives his elbow into the back of Jeff’s head and Jeff falls off the top rope and back into the ring. Cage covers Jeff and hooks his leg and the referee counts 1...2...and Hardy gets a shoulder up. Cage stands up and looks down at Jeff who is on one hand and his knees while his other arm is draped across his gut. Cage bends down and grabs the arm that Jeff has across his gut and picks him up to his feet. Cage holds that arm out and throws a series of straight kicks to the gut and ribs of Hardy before landing a clubbing forearm to the back of the head which knocks Jeff back down to the mat. As Jeff lies on the mat, Cage begins to stomp on the ribs of Jeff over and over until the referee pulls Cage back. Cage looks to the crowd and slowly slaps his chest and than walks back over to Jeff. Cage bends down and picks up Jeff to his feet. Cage leans Jeff to one side and lifts his arm and latches in an abdominal stretch.
Jeff slowly manages to slip out of the grip of Cage and begins to throw a few elbows back that connect with the face of Christian. Jeff turns around and begins to connect with a few right hands and than bends down and grabs the head of Cage. Jeff leaps up to attempt that sit down jaw breaker but Cage throws a knee up that buries into the ribs of Hardy. Hardy is hunched over holding his ribs and Cage throws up another knee that goes into the rib cage of Jeff. Cage walks around Jeff and stands behind him. Cage grabs the hair of Jeff and pulls him back and hooks his head and drives Hardy down to the mat with a reverse DDT. Cage moves to he side of Jeff and hooks the leg. The referee drops down and counts 1...2...and Jeff kicks out. Cage sits on his knees looking up at the referee as Jeff rolls cross the ring and reaches up to the middle rope to help himself up. Cage stands up and walks over to Jeff. Cage pushes Jeff’s throat across the middle rope choking him. Cage can be heard screaming “Come on Junkie!” as the referee counts 1...2...3...4...and Cage lets go. Cage backs away as the referee admonishes him and Jeff slowly uses to the ropes to pick himself up. Cage walks over and grabs Hardy by the hair and drags him to the middle of the ring. Jeff begins to unleash a series of right hands to the gut of Cage. Jeff stands up right as Cage releases his grip. Jeff unloads with a series of right hands to the face of Cage. Jeff backs Cage up to the ropes and than grabs his wrist and attempts to whip him across the ring but Cage reverses it. Jeff bounces off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm to Cage. Cage is knocked down as Jeff stands there calling Cage to bring it on. Cage gets up only to be knocked down with a clothesline by Hardy. Cage gets back up and Jeff throws a kick to the mid section of Cage but Cage catches the foot of Jeff. Jeff leaps up and connects with a spinning back mule kick. Jeff crawls across the mat and covers Cage. The referee drops don 1...2...and Cage gets a shoulder up. Both men slowly rise up to their feet but Cage manages to get a kick to the gut of Jeff. Cage grabs the wrist of Jeff and attempts to whip him across the ring but Jeff reverses. Jeff holds onto Cage’s wrist and pulls Cage towards him. Hardy takes Cage down with a double leg take down. Jeff holds onto the ankles of Cage and leaps up landing a double leg drop to the lower extremities of Cage. Hardy stands up and walks towards the ropes and exits in between the middle and top rope. Jeff walks along the ring apron and begins to climb up the turnbuckles. Jeff stands perched on the top rope as Christian rises up to his feet. Cage charges at Jeff’s feet but Jeff leaps off the top rope and lands on his feet in the middle of the ring. Cage turns in the corner as Jeff turns and faces Cage. They charge at each other and Christian attempts a clothesline but Jeff ducks underneath it and continues running towards the corner. Cage turns around as Jeff steps up the turnbuckles. Jeff gets to the top turnbuckle and leaps off and hits Cage with the Whisper in the wind.
Jeff crawls over and tosses an arm over Christian Cage. The referee drops down and counts 1...2...and Cage gets a shoulder up. Cage crawls over to the ropes as does Jeff and both men use them to get up to their feet. Jeff walks up behind Cage and pulls his head back preparing for the Extreme Twist of Fate. Hardy signals for it and turns but Cage keeps the momentum going they face each other. Cage connects with a kick to the gut of Hardy. Cage grabs Hardy’s arms and set him up for the Unprettier. Cage drops down slamming Jeff’s head into the mat. Cage turns Hardy over and hooks his leg. The referee drops down and counts 1...2...3!
Justin Roberts: “Here is your winner, Christian Cage!”
(The referee raises Christian’s arm and Christian looks out at the booing crowd and than looks down at Hardy who is struggling to get to his feet.)
Jeremy Borash: “The captain called it! Right down to the exact ending of the match. Hardy on his face and Cage standing tall! Now there is a man for your children to look up to!”
Joey Styles: “Well Cage is victorious here tonight but his actions are still deplorable and the audacity this man has is unbelievable. Well folks, coming up next we are going to hear from the SWA owner and founder, Andrew Walker.”
-Cuts to commercial-
-Returns to program-
(Finger Eleven’s song First Time fills the arena as a very loud chant of “SWA!SWA!” fills the arena as Andrew walker steps out onto the ramp and looks out over the crowd. Hands on hips as he looks back and forth across the arena at the screaming fans. Walker strides down the ramp as he fixes his suit jacket and walks along ring side and walks up the steel stairs. Walker wipes his feet on the ring apron and enters the ring through the middle and top rope. Walker moves across the ring and grabs a microphone from Justin Roberts. Walker moves to the middle of the ring and looks around at the screaming fans.)
Andrew Walker: “Damn it is good to be back!”
(The fans pop and chant SWA! SWA! SWA!”)
Andrew Walker: “Well the SWA is back and we are here to say! It is time to get up in arms and march right into the heat of the battle! We have a young talented roster as you all have seen here tonight! Yeah the ones who helped lay the foundation for the SWA’s success are not here, we are here to start a new. The next generation is upon us you know what I think we are going to have even more amazing matches and more unforgettable feuds! Now let’s get down to brass tax. The World Heavyweight Championship! Who is going to be the star and leader of the SWA brand and you know that is a heavy burden. The person who gets that should really earn that title. I think we have seen what truly tests our superstars. I think we need something that lives up to our standards in the SWA. So at our first Pay Per View, Vendetta, we are going to have an Elimination Chamber! We have seen it in the past and it was one of the greatest matches of all time! Well it is time to make new history and starting next week, we are going to start qualifiers. I not only came out here to announce that, but also next week I am going to reveal the new General Manager of Anarchy! So you guys better look sharp because once the General Manager takes the reins of this brand, they are going to be looking at everyone from the wrestlers to the cameramen to the announcers. So step it up people and I will see you next week.”
-Program Ends-
but I do suggest getting a few more names, it just doesn't seem like it would be able to hold up a two hour show. 