Superstars Having International Tussles (yes it's another sim league)

[Sky]

First match announced for the next event, This Is Exile:

Zayn/Bey vs. the Drunken Scholars... in the Thunderdome Cage! No disqualifications, no countouts, no escape. There must be a winner!

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

SCREW YOU HALL! SCREW YOU JAKE! -And ESPECIALLY SCREW YOU SAMI

 

[Chris]

Big Bully Busick living up to his name

 

[Sky]

Another match announced: Road Dogg vs. Dustin "Screech" Diamond!

 

[Sky]

The High Energy Title Elimination Tag Match next event will be:

Johnny Gargano, Will Ospreay and Bronson Reed
vs
Terry Taylor, Bo Dallas, and Tommaso Ciampa

 

[Marty McFourth]

Hopefully I did this right.

William Regal

Cesaro

Tommaso Ciampa

 

[Sky]

A Replacement

Spoiler: SPOILERS FOR ALL RECENT SHOWS

Will Ospreay is out in the parking lot, opening his car, when suddenly... SEVERAL DARK ORDER CREEPERS SHOW UP AND ATTACK HIM! One of them pulls off his mask... it's JOHN SILVER!! He takes Ospreay's keys and drives right off in the car! Ospreay is never seen again in S.H.I.T.... But Johnny Hungee for GOLD!

So yeah, Ospreay won the IWGP World Heavyweight title, so he's no longer eligible for S.H.I.T. This replacement was agreed on with Jeff.

 

[Sky]

Spoiler: Coming soon...

This Is Exile
Live from the Bell Centre - Montreal, QC

S.H.I.T. World Championship - Scott Hall (c) (Smark) vs. Sammy Guevara (Blaze)

S.H.I.T. World Tag Team Championship Thunderdome Cage Match - Sami Zayn/Chris Bey (c) (Jeff/Blaze) vs. The Drunken Scholars (Hangman Adam Page/Damien Sandow) (Jeff/Blaine)

S.H.I.T. High Energy Championship Qualifying Elimination Tag Team Match - Johnny Gargano/Bronson Reed/John Silver (Sass/EC/Jeff) vs. Tomasso Ciampa/Bo Dallas/Terry Taylor (TFW/Blaine/Chris)

No Disqualification - Road Dogg (Smark) vs. Dustin "Screech" Diamond (KIF) - Special Referee: Garett Bischoff

Roddy Piper/William Regal/Baron Corbin (Poyser/TFW/KIF) vs. Nikita Koloff/Krusher Kruschev/Vladimir Koloff (Grim/Grim/Grim)

Stevie Richards (Juice) vs. X-Pac (Smark) - If Stevie Richards wins, he faces Scott Hall for the World Championship next event
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(Let me know if I've left you with no guys on the card by accident, I'll try to slot you in, it also helps me book two more matches)​

 

[Spitfire]

Stevie Richards with a chance of a world title shot - i love this shit!