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Stevie Starr vs Aaron Asterix
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As a clip of the New York skyline with the sun going down in the background fades away, the camera goes to a shot of a limo pulling up outside of the Standard hotel in New York. After a few seconds of expectation from a crowd of journalists and photographers, "Mr. Hollywood" himself Stevie Starr stubbles out of the limo but manages to keep his footing. The star of the Hangover movie slowly buttons his shirt up as a sudden clicking and flashing of cameras causes him to cover his eyes. Then as the limo door is about to be closed by the driver, a slim blond struts out of the limo and hands Stevie his sunglasses. She then walks into the hotel as Stevie glues his eyes to her walking away, he then brushes his hair back before putting his sunglasses on. Stevie then walks over to a male interviewer but soon leaves him to be interviewed by a female interviewer who he thinks is cute. Just before she speaks, he kisses her on the cheek and as he pulls back she can be heard gasping and then cannot hide her huge grin from Stevie.
Interviewer: Hi, Stevie! May I ask where you found that woman?
She said with slight excitement in her voice, as Stevie smiles at her with his trademark Hollywood grin.
Stevie: I bought her on eBay, buy it now. It was a really good offer actually.
The interviewer looks on in shock even though Stevie was speaking in a sarcastic tone of voice.
Stevie: I was joking, she isn't a hooker. Just some whore that fancies a mouth full of the peoples package. Just a shame I didn't run into Barney Stinson, we're so alike. Apart from the fact I don't have to lie to get laid, they just see my face and you can hear the ground vibrate as all the women's panties drop to the floor simultaneously. It only takes women five seconds to know if they want to sleep with me or not, and I'm guessing by those things trying to poke through your dress you have already decided.
Stevie winks at her while she looks on embarrassed, she then finds some courage to ask him another question as car horns can be heard beeping at Stevie in the background.
Interviewer: Are the rumours true that PWA has shut down and you have now joined Alternative Championship Wrestling?
Stevie: Those rumours are one hundred percent legit, PWA couldn't pay me so they lost their prized asset in me. I put more butts in chairs than Nicolas Cage movies do while I was there, I was a two time world champion and I was voted superstar of the year! But then they ran out of money and now I'm going to bring another crappy company into the limelight. I made people stars in PWA and yes the pun was intended, I brought the greatest tag team in the world to PWA and they won the tag titles in less than two months. Who needs The Rock, when you have the sexiest man of 2011 strutting his stuff and towering over everyone in sheer size of popularity. I'm the most fundamental person in the wrestling world today, everyone wants me on their roster and I turned them down! I turned them down to join ACW, they should feel honoured to have me here. I don't care if it's the ACW World Champion or the local jobber, they will give me their respect and must one dream of being able to get beat by me, Stevie Starr. My potential is limitless and I don't even need a pill like in Limitless.
Stevie then begins to bask in the glow of his own ego, as the interviewer prepares to ask him another question. As see is about to speak, Stevie turns to see that a friend of his has turned up. The persons face is blocked as Stevie hugs him, once he is released from the hug it turns out to be Stevie's party buddy Charlie Sheen. Charlie pats him on the shoulder as he walks away but Stevie decides to say something to him.
Stevie: Hey Charlie, don't forget not to throw any lamps or pass out in the bathroom this time.
Stevie said in a joking way, Charlie then laughs as he enters the hotel and Stevie looks back at the interviewer. She goes to speak again but is once again interrupted by a group of screaming women being blocked off from Stevie by security.
Stevie: I bet if you weren't interviewing me, you'd be in that group of hot women wanting to ride me.
Stevie gives her a sly wink but she doesn't look impressed anymore.
Interviewer: So you're facing Aaron Asterix on Adrenaline according to the rumours, do you know anything about him?
Stevie: Believe it or not but I do, I did some research... wait actually I didn't do the research, I have a guy who does that for me. From what he told me, this guy wants to be the next big star in sports entertainment!? I hate to break the news to him but he isn't going to make when he has to start off against me. I'm sitting on the throne for being the king of sports and entertainment, no one is dethrone me any time soon. My death wouldn't even abolish me from the throne of entertainment god and king of Hollywood because by that time, I would've been cloned for certain. No one is in line to take my throne, not even Kate Middleton or her fine ass sister. So Aaron Apple or whoever you are, please don't even try to take the crown from king because you'll fail miserably. Plus tonight, my crown jules are going to be filling up a up and very much coming actress.
The interviewer now looks disgusted at Stevie but he isn't finished yet.
Stevie: One last thing, live long and prosper in the nation of Starrdom!
As the camera carry on flashing Stevie arrogantly poses for a few pictures before jogging into the hotel after seeing another hot woman walk past him.
Interviewer: Hi, Stevie! May I ask where you found that woman?
She said with slight excitement in her voice, as Stevie smiles at her with his trademark Hollywood grin.
Stevie: I bought her on eBay, buy it now. It was a really good offer actually.
The interviewer looks on in shock even though Stevie was speaking in a sarcastic tone of voice.
Stevie: I was joking, she isn't a hooker. Just some whore that fancies a mouth full of the peoples package. Just a shame I didn't run into Barney Stinson, we're so alike. Apart from the fact I don't have to lie to get laid, they just see my face and you can hear the ground vibrate as all the women's panties drop to the floor simultaneously. It only takes women five seconds to know if they want to sleep with me or not, and I'm guessing by those things trying to poke through your dress you have already decided.
Stevie winks at her while she looks on embarrassed, she then finds some courage to ask him another question as car horns can be heard beeping at Stevie in the background.
Interviewer: Are the rumours true that PWA has shut down and you have now joined Alternative Championship Wrestling?
Stevie: Those rumours are one hundred percent legit, PWA couldn't pay me so they lost their prized asset in me. I put more butts in chairs than Nicolas Cage movies do while I was there, I was a two time world champion and I was voted superstar of the year! But then they ran out of money and now I'm going to bring another crappy company into the limelight. I made people stars in PWA and yes the pun was intended, I brought the greatest tag team in the world to PWA and they won the tag titles in less than two months. Who needs The Rock, when you have the sexiest man of 2011 strutting his stuff and towering over everyone in sheer size of popularity. I'm the most fundamental person in the wrestling world today, everyone wants me on their roster and I turned them down! I turned them down to join ACW, they should feel honoured to have me here. I don't care if it's the ACW World Champion or the local jobber, they will give me their respect and must one dream of being able to get beat by me, Stevie Starr. My potential is limitless and I don't even need a pill like in Limitless.
Stevie then begins to bask in the glow of his own ego, as the interviewer prepares to ask him another question. As see is about to speak, Stevie turns to see that a friend of his has turned up. The persons face is blocked as Stevie hugs him, once he is released from the hug it turns out to be Stevie's party buddy Charlie Sheen. Charlie pats him on the shoulder as he walks away but Stevie decides to say something to him.
Stevie: Hey Charlie, don't forget not to throw any lamps or pass out in the bathroom this time.
Stevie said in a joking way, Charlie then laughs as he enters the hotel and Stevie looks back at the interviewer. She goes to speak again but is once again interrupted by a group of screaming women being blocked off from Stevie by security.
Stevie: I bet if you weren't interviewing me, you'd be in that group of hot women wanting to ride me.
Stevie gives her a sly wink but she doesn't look impressed anymore.
Interviewer: So you're facing Aaron Asterix on Adrenaline according to the rumours, do you know anything about him?
Stevie: Believe it or not but I do, I did some research... wait actually I didn't do the research, I have a guy who does that for me. From what he told me, this guy wants to be the next big star in sports entertainment!? I hate to break the news to him but he isn't going to make when he has to start off against me. I'm sitting on the throne for being the king of sports and entertainment, no one is dethrone me any time soon. My death wouldn't even abolish me from the throne of entertainment god and king of Hollywood because by that time, I would've been cloned for certain. No one is in line to take my throne, not even Kate Middleton or her fine ass sister. So Aaron Apple or whoever you are, please don't even try to take the crown from king because you'll fail miserably. Plus tonight, my crown jules are going to be filling up a up and very much coming actress.
The interviewer now looks disgusted at Stevie but he isn't finished yet.
Stevie: One last thing, live long and prosper in the nation of Starrdom!
As the camera carry on flashing Stevie arrogantly poses for a few pictures before jogging into the hotel after seeing another hot woman walk past him.
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