Bo Dallas with an arm-drag? YAY GARETT BISCHOFF 2.0! Now with more than 2 Facial Expressions!
The Swagger/Zeb stuff sounds extra funny tonight! It'll take a miracle to get me to buy into Jack at this point. Competitive match with Orton? That doesn't hurt, but...
A random, pointless Divas tag match? Someone call the Guinness Book of World Records, this has to be the most apathy-inducing segment in television history!
Is Miz vs Cody the new Kofi vs Dolph, the two guys who face each other over and over and over and over because UnCreative can't figure out anything to do with them? And to think we used to see these guys as obvious main eventers. LOL
A SHEAMUS/WADE BARRETT FEUD? ARE YOU JOKING? What are we going to see here? "At Wrestlemania, you get to see someone who's been beating up jobbers for the past year, get to face... drumroll please... a jobber! Yay!"
: Oh, hey look, Sheamus is going over yet another guy who can't win, and Barrett's jobbing again. A+ Build WWE
