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Rell

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Well, Kells, theres a football player named Ashley Lelie, so your name isnt bad. Could you imagine your name not only being Ashley, your your last name being Lelie?

Its like Ash-ley-ley-ley
 

Qwake

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PH®€$H R€ll said:
I'm sure we all have WWE branded DVD's, right?

Well, you know the thing that goes...

Barry White: Bodies Have been BRUISED
JR: How do you learn to fall off a 20ft ladder
Kurt Angle: I thought Shane might have been knocked out
Rikishi: I dislocated my right shoulder
Kust Angle: I think I broke my tail bone
Barry White: Necks Broken
Benoit: I ruptured a disk which fragmented into my spinal column
Barry White: Careers, ended in a instant...

Yes, this is entertainment BUT THE HAZARDS ARE REAL

JR: *Random shit*

Barry White: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU DO...PLEASE...DONT TRY THIS AT HOME


Well, I hate those damn things, who wrestles at home? I mean, we cant try it at home, but if we're outside than its alright? How about, don't try this at all jackass'?? I swear those ads are annoying, and they're like immune to the fast forward button.

:mad:
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^ your a fucking creep, as you posted that it had just happened to me right before I started watching Survivor series 02 LOL...

I hate how you can't skip it on DVD either lol...

btw, you know during RAW or something and they have Randy orton talking to the screen saying don't try this at home, thats stupid too. Why have the biggest heel say don't try this at home, for the people out their who thinks its real might say "fuck Orton, I aint gonna listen to him" and go wrestle LMAO...

and they should say plz don't do this or something not "plz, do not try this at home"

walks to town or School and starts to flip off the roof onto concrete...:p
 

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soulpower said:
Chris Benoit broke the first amendment of the WWE:

Don't try this at home.

The don't try this at home thing isn't THAT annoying. Not as much as the opening vid for RAW, ECW and SD.

It goes something like this:

Random guy:Yessir, we promised you a great main event tonight!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
Vince:BAH GAWD, WHAT A RIDE!
*Shows Shane falling of a tron*
Rock:IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELL!
Vince:You're fired.
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
*SHows Kane doing his pyro*
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
*Shows John Cena*
Austin:GIMME A HELL YEAH!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
Taker:Rest in PEAAAACE!
JR:THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
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LOL....:schnauz:
 

Soulpower

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Ashley Lelie > Dick Butkus.

However! World B.Free > All other names.
 

MikeRaw

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PeepShow

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soulpower said:
Chris Benoit broke the first amendment of the WWE:

Don't try this at home.

The don't try this at home thing isn't THAT annoying. Not as much as the opening vid for RAW, ECW and SD.

It goes something like this:

Random guy:Yessir, we promised you a great main event tonight!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
Vince:BAH GAWD, WHAT A RIDE!
*Shows Shane falling of a tron*
Rock:IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELL!
Vince:You're fired.
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
*SHows Kane doing his pyro*
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
*Shows John Cena*
Austin:GIMME A HELL YEAH!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
Taker:Rest in PEAAAACE!
JR:THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
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:laugh2:
 

Soulpower

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Mark Henry says:Somebody gonna get their ass kicked, somebody stole my damn cheese nips!
 

Qwake

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soulpower said:
Chris Benoit broke the first amendment of the WWE:

Don't try this at home.

The don't try this at home thing isn't THAT annoying. Not as much as the opening vid for RAW, ECW and SD.

It goes something like this:

Random guy:Yessir, we promised you a great main event tonight!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
Vince:BAH GAWD, WHAT A RIDE!
*Shows Shane falling of a tron*
Rock:IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELL!
Vince:You're fired.
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
*SHows Kane doing his pyro*
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
*Shows John Cena*
Austin:GIMME A HELL YEAH!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
Taker:Rest in PEAAAACE!
JR:THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!
*Shows HHH celebrating with the title*
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^ thats in the wrong order :smh
 

MikeRaw

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Soulpower

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Dick Trickle from Nascar is pretty bad.

So is Magic Johnson. Think about the name for a moment.
 

J

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Thank me later...
 

PeepShow

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Yeah, what about the name 'Big Brown'?

Sounds like something that is in my toilet right about now.
 

Soulpower

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THAT AIN'T SHIT, J-DAWG!!!

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