Smiley-tude Adjustment

[IndyWrestler1]

As the CEO of funny, I'd like to make a formal suggestion to the sheep here in attendance.

The smileys we have are proper dogshit. The absolute worst. Why the FUCK do half not work anymore? Why the FUCK are there 20 different cat emojis? Brita is gone! We are all free of kissing ass! No need to use them anymore!

On a serious note though, as this entire thread is just a fuck-about, all of the emojis are a bunch of stupid faces and pop culture references from 15 years ago as that was the last time anyone paid attention to updating the emojis. Also, the ratings suck and have no meaning anymore! Some, I can enjoy and are a necessity but the majority mean the same thing and I think it's WRONG! I do believe it's time to make change! Say "AY-AY CAPTAIN" IF YOU'RE FOR CHANGE!

My intentions are clear. I hereby announce myself Reigning Emoji Tsar (Czar) And Ratings Director, or R.E.T.A.R.D. for short. I have signed a one-year deal and an election will occur in early 2022 who will become the next blueberry in charge. I hope whoever takes my proverbial crown in the future, will be a better blueberry than I ever was. Looking at you all, my loyal cretins, I have no doubt some will be perfect for the job. Thank you for your time.

 

[Roadster]

He's right alot of the smilies are really bad. I will use this as the honorary new emoji suggestion thread. Hilary Clinton's emoji being named "Crazy Bitch", the dozens upon dozens of cat emojis, Solidus YES Chant gifmoji and a few others are real crimes against humanity. I will make new ones and post them here, I hope these words are taken to heart, pondered, discussed and enacted.

Bring back ZING, Winner and What ratings!

 

[IndyWrestler1]

Just ate some :chicken:

(why the fuck is that emoji a thing? Who will ever use that? I don't want people agreeing, I want an actual explanation as to why the fricky dicky licky someone thought that was a logical idea)

 

[IndyWrestler1]

I'm a fan of the "Weird" rating though I must admit, whoever thought of that has a future in this business

 

[CM Punk]

damn that's funny i said the same thing in staff

 

[CM Punk]

someone resize a few of them if possible

 

[IndyWrestler1]

damn that's funny i said the same thing in staff

Great minds think alike

 

[Roadster]

Great minds think alike

More like I talked to Punk and you about it at the same time

 

[IndyWrestler1]

More like I talked to Punk and you about it at the same time

Okay insecure little boy make up more stories, go back to fantasy land (they have good NOAH main events there ?)

 

[CM Punk]

More like I talked to Punk and you about it at the same time

cap

 

[CM Punk]

honestly roadster if you keep talking to me like that, i'll have to suck your dad's dick. this is my first and final warning

 

[IndyWrestler1]

honestly roadster if you keep talking to me like that, i'll have to suck your dad's dick. this is my first and final warning

Lure him in by saying you're Jeff Bezos

 

[Roadster]

Some of these may already be in use (I made them myself tho)