Smarks Watch: The James Bond Franchise

[Bobby Barrows]

I was talking more attractiveness, but sure that’s all cool, too.

Y'all need to think less with your dick.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Y'all need to think less with your dick.

My dick only occasionally steers me wrong.

 

[Chris]

My dick only occasionally steers me wrong.

Oh nah mine is wrong a lot

 

[Chris]

This exposition tho

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Yes, please do tell a top spy all about your top secret underground criminal organization. I’m sure that’s exactly what Blofeld tasked with you to do here.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

SPECTRE...

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Yes, please do tell a top spy all about your top secret underground criminal organization. I’m sure that’s exactly what Blofeld tasked with you to do here.

It's not like they don't have files on it though.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

It's not like they don't have files on it though.

Continuity probably changed later. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen these and only saw them once, but Bond didn’t seem to know what he was talking about. Still, don’t spill your tea.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Continuity probably changed later. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen these and only saw them once, but Bond didn’t seem to know what he was talking about. Still, don’t spill your tea.

Well he was trying to recruit Bond, so there is that.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

SPECTRE...

Still my favorite thing about the Bond films.

Probably the main thing that saves the Craig films is they tied his entire series to Spectre.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

This does not look like the water slide that was advertised in the brochure.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Bond meets Die Hard.

 

[Chris]

Man this just don't look fun at all

 

[Chris]

Sneaky Bond

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Time for the climax, fellas.