Smackdown thread, Dec. 27, 2019: Daniel Bryan, The Miz and King Corbin battle for the right to face “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt at Royal Rumble

[Smart Marx]

My internet is quite good, but I pay a pretty penny for it.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Then don't call it Wifi, you sound like a poor dude usin' McDonalds internet from 15 years ago.

 

[Deezy]

It's on a wireless network...it's WiFi.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Use better terms.

 

[Deezy]

Using proper terms.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm not gonna use a term created for poor people who didn't have internet.

 

[Smart Marx]

I'm not gonna use a term created for poor people who didn't have internet.

This makes zero sense. Having WiFi means you have internet.

 

[Deezy]

I'm not gonna use a term created for poor people who didn't have internet.

Shit motherfucker you on dial up.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Satellite*

I just see a bunch of folks exceptin' a term that originally meant the internet was free.

 

[Deezy]

Satellite*

I just see a bunch of folks exceptin' a term that originally meant the internet was free.

It literally means wireless fidelity....has nothing to do with free.

 

[Smart Marx]

Satellite*

I just see a bunch of folks exceptin' a term that originally meant the internet was free.

I'd like to know how to turn my $200 WiFi bill into free internet.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Naw, they changed it to that after people like me complained about it.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'd like to know how to turn my $200 WiFi bill into free internet.

I'm just tryin' to get rid of this stupid ass term. I just call it internet. I do like how I derailed this chat though.

 

[Deezy]

Elias arms looking smaller these days.

 

[Smart Marx]

Elias arms looking smaller these days.

What was his injury again?