La Familia are in the ring receiving a TON of heat. If I was there, I would have thrown a bottle that ugly cow’s head. It takes almost a full 5 minutes for Vickie to get Edge’s intro out. Edge thanks La Familia and tells Vickie “you complete me†before congratulating himself. Edge then said he did Taker a favor in putting him out of his misery and letting him leave with some dignity. And Edge continues the insanity by saying Undertaker should THANK him. Edge then calls for a toast for UW saying “may he rest in peace†when the lights go out! AWWWWW Edge is fucking with us. Vickie announces they are getting married in 6 weeks. Everyone hates wedding angle, but not me. Batista spoils the show and asks why he wasn’t invited. He says it’s great that they are so happy that they are great for each other. He then says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT (not in those words). Dave says he hopes they have ugly babies, and with the DNA on her side, that’s a foregone conclusion. He then says he is here to stake his claim to the number one contendership. Vickie disagrees and says tonight, Batista will have to earn that. He will take on La Familia in an 8 man tag with 3 partners of HER choice. Evil. Damn good opening segment.
Finlay vs. Chuck Palumbo (Belfast Brawl)
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEA! Chuck goes after Horny to start off but Finlay hits a dropkick through the ropes. After this I had to argue with the idiot who messed up my dinner order so I missed the match but Finlay won.
Winner: Finlay
Match Rating: Who knows?
The Big Show comes out and starts to cut a promo till Mark Henry interrupts. He calls Show a liar and a hypocrite essentially until TBS says bring it, which Mark doesn’t
The Great Khali vs. Deuce and Domino
Well I know they aren’t pushing D squared as faces so does that mean Khali is? He just runs through these guys and wins with the Khali-Bomb.
Winner: The Great Khali
Match Rating: *1/2
Vickie says she is introducing a DIVA title to SD. Great, just fucking great! (that’s called sarcasm)
Cousin Sal vs. Santino Marella
Sal comes out in a kilt, a la Roddy with Jimmy Kimmel and Piper in tow. Sal then reveals a singlet. Oh boy. Wow, if there was ever a botchfest, this was it. Jimmy was sposed to trip Santino, that didn’t happen, Sal sandbagged Marella on his body slam. Shit. But all in all, it was funny as hell.
Winner: Cousin Sal
Match Rating: **
Miz and Morrison are bullying Hornswaggle till Finlay shows up and almost beats the shit out of them. I wish he’d just tee off on fucking Miz’s face.
Edge asks Chavo to be his best man. Lovely.
Golden Showers Match
Every DIVA on SD is in this pole match, they have to climb the pole and get to the star hanging above the ring. It's actually pretty entertaining as the women actually try to get to the pole and everything they do in the match works towards that goal, unlike in some other companies....>_> Nattie Neidhart gets the win.
Winner: Natalya
Match Rating: **
Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Valdimir Kozlov
Seriously, can we limit the squashes to one a week? He wins with a belly to belly suplex.
Winner: V for Vreally boring
Match Rating: *
Batista, Funaki, Nunzio, and Colin Delaney vs. La Familia
This was a great match. Believe it or not. I don’t know how, but it was. Batista came in and took over till he foolishly tag in Delaney. The heels take over and pound the fuck out of everyone till Batista tags in, cleans house, and gets the win. Good stuff, well structured PSYCHOLOGY.
Winners: Batista, Funaki, Nunzio, and Colin Delaney
Match Rating: ***
Overall this SD was average, but noting more than that. The ME was great but that was about it. I bet if I would have seen the damn Finlay match it would have been better. Anyway, thanks for reading everyone, and don’t forget to check out SP’s Raw Review (Soon to be Jose’s Raw Review) See ya next week. IM OUT!!
Finlay vs. Chuck Palumbo (Belfast Brawl)
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEA! Chuck goes after Horny to start off but Finlay hits a dropkick through the ropes. After this I had to argue with the idiot who messed up my dinner order so I missed the match but Finlay won.
Winner: Finlay
Match Rating: Who knows?
The Big Show comes out and starts to cut a promo till Mark Henry interrupts. He calls Show a liar and a hypocrite essentially until TBS says bring it, which Mark doesn’t
The Great Khali vs. Deuce and Domino
Well I know they aren’t pushing D squared as faces so does that mean Khali is? He just runs through these guys and wins with the Khali-Bomb.
Winner: The Great Khali
Match Rating: *1/2
Vickie says she is introducing a DIVA title to SD. Great, just fucking great! (that’s called sarcasm)
Cousin Sal vs. Santino Marella
Sal comes out in a kilt, a la Roddy with Jimmy Kimmel and Piper in tow. Sal then reveals a singlet. Oh boy. Wow, if there was ever a botchfest, this was it. Jimmy was sposed to trip Santino, that didn’t happen, Sal sandbagged Marella on his body slam. Shit. But all in all, it was funny as hell.
Winner: Cousin Sal
Match Rating: **
Miz and Morrison are bullying Hornswaggle till Finlay shows up and almost beats the shit out of them. I wish he’d just tee off on fucking Miz’s face.
Edge asks Chavo to be his best man. Lovely.
Golden Showers Match
Every DIVA on SD is in this pole match, they have to climb the pole and get to the star hanging above the ring. It's actually pretty entertaining as the women actually try to get to the pole and everything they do in the match works towards that goal, unlike in some other companies....>_> Nattie Neidhart gets the win.
Winner: Natalya
Match Rating: **
Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Valdimir Kozlov
Seriously, can we limit the squashes to one a week? He wins with a belly to belly suplex.
Winner: V for Vreally boring
Match Rating: *
Batista, Funaki, Nunzio, and Colin Delaney vs. La Familia
This was a great match. Believe it or not. I don’t know how, but it was. Batista came in and took over till he foolishly tag in Delaney. The heels take over and pound the fuck out of everyone till Batista tags in, cleans house, and gets the win. Good stuff, well structured PSYCHOLOGY.
Winners: Batista, Funaki, Nunzio, and Colin Delaney
Match Rating: ***
Overall this SD was average, but noting more than that. The ME was great but that was about it. I bet if I would have seen the damn Finlay match it would have been better. Anyway, thanks for reading everyone, and don’t forget to check out SP’s Raw Review (Soon to be Jose’s Raw Review) See ya next week. IM OUT!!
