Vickie is in the ring and says we are gonna have a good ol fashioned contract signing. Only, there is no Edge. O_O. Edge has already signed. Batista asks what is up with the 90 page fuckin contract and Vickie says she added an amendment that says Batista has to win another match tonight before he can be the number one contender. And tonight he has to go through The Great Khali. Batista says that’s fine and then calls Vickie ugly, which she is. As Dave is leaving, Vickie says she added another clause to the contract. If Batista loses tonight, he is GONE from the WWE. O_O
Finlay is first out the gate…..
John Morrison vs. Finlay
Lock up and we get some shoving till the brawler hits a poke to the eye and some stiff offense. Morrison retreats outside and Finlay follows. He gets tripped and Morrison hits a nice dropkick. He tries for a plancha but Finlay crotches him on the apron. Miz tries to interfere but Finlay uses Hornswaggle as a battering ram and Miz goes down. Back in the ring we get an elbow drop and a 1 count. Jim….I mean….John…..hits that wicked spin kick and takes over. Uh oh, a resthold. Wait, that’s not a rest hold, that’s the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!! Fuck. Jawbreaker by Finlay gets him out till Morrison hits a neckbreaker. Back to the Dream but Finlay gets out and fires back with some high octaine offense. Finlay is about to get the win, but stops as Miz is trying to get at his son. Morrison comes from behind and rolls Finlay up for the W.
Winner: John Morrison
Match Rating: **3/4
Comments: Finlay fucked up here, much like Hernandez did last night, but he compensated for it. Finlay is a prime example of why the WWE > TNA.
Edge tells the chick that he is pulling for Batista so he can be beat again. Punk pops up and says “IM STILL HERE!!â€
Mark Henry vs. Tommy Dreamer
Before the match Mark shows a picture of Show with 2 black eyes saying that’s how Show will look after he gets done with him. Har har. Oh, there’s Tommy. I wonder if he has another job besides jobber? Dreamer gets in about 20 seconds of offense but its all for naught.
Winner: Mark Henry
Match Rating: *
Edge comes to whine about Punk to Vickie but MVP interrupts. He says he wants his contract renegotiated. Vickie says she’ll take a look at it if MVP takes care of Punk tonight. He agrees and ITS ON!!!!!
Maryse vs. Cherry
Cherry comes out to a nice little pop. This match starts off back and forth but Maryse settles it down. She locks on a side chin lock and drives Cherry down. She then continues the beat down but Cherry starts firing back and hits a single armed DDT for the win out of nowhere.
Winner: Cherry
Match Rating:*3/4
Comments: It was a nice solid womens match but it was a little too short for my liking.
MVP vs. CM Punk
Well I already know who is going to win THANK YOU VERY MUCH SOULPOWER but lets hope its good enough anyway. Waist lock and a ride out by Punk .MVP throws some elbows. Punk locks on a side headlock but MVP fights out and locks in one of his own. Punk gets a headscissors on and HOLDS it but MVP pulls a nice reversal. Up off the ropes and we get a spinning leg lariat for a 1. The Power Ranger starts working over the midsection of Punk but Punk takes back over. Small big boot, yep I said it, leads to a Fujiowa Arm Bar from MVP. He continues to work for the sXe Superstar’s arm. MVP shoots Punk in and follows but misses and Punk takes over. Back and forth action till PUNK misses a charge into the corner and MVP starts going off throwing Punk into the ring post THREE times and we go to commercial.
Back on SD and MVP is still working over that arm, With some nice unorthodox offense I may add. Back to the Mr. Fuji armbar that Punk turns into a near 2 count. Top shoulder lock and MVP is grinding down CM Punk into nothing. Punk tries to use his bad arm and MVP makes him pay for it. Montell goes for his boot but CM hits a monster clothesline. Standing back spin kick and 2 front kicks lead to a 2 count. Punk goes for his corner knee but misses and instead it’s a hurricanrana. CM Punk goes to fly and MVP crotches him. Some brawling on the top leads to Punk dropping MVP and him going for an elbow but getting his arm fucked up. MVP takes the turnbuckle pad off and the ref goes to put it back on. With his back turned, MVP tries to use Punks briefcase but Punk KNEES the case into MVPs face. The ref sees the case, and a KOd MVP and makes a judgment call.
Winner: MVP (by DQ)
Match Rating: ***
Comments: Whatever fucking happened to “if the ref doesn’t see it, he cant call it†!?!?!?!?!?!
Chavo says he is gonna be best man at Edge’s wedding, and then says he will face Matt Hardy at Night Of Champions. Ok then. In other news, the sky is blue and I have a DVD player.
Chuck (Slash) Palumbo vs. Matt Hardy
Matt tries to start wrestling but it soon turns into a slugfest and Chuck, obviously, wins there. FYI WWE, those fucking drop ins by Cole, NOT FOOLING ANYONE. Chuck dominates until he misses a second rope leg drop. Big boot and some knees as Matt starts to give Chuck a taste of what its like. Side effect leads to a second rope elbow to a Twist of Fate. Its over.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Match Rating: **4/5th
Comments: Oh, I get it, Chavo was guest ring announcer. Anyway, this match was a little too short and one sided to give it 3 stars. But it was damn close.
Vladimir Kozlov talks Russian at us. He reminds me of Drago, im gonna say it. I’m also gonna say THANK GOD he isn’t wrestling tonight.
Deuce and Domino vs. Jesse and Festus
WOW for once Jesse starts out. High speed offense till Deuce cracks him with a dropkick that I think ACTUALLY HURT. Ha! I guess as I was right. As the heels fast tag in and out we see Jesse has a HUGE gash on his head. Deuce goes for a springboard reverse splash but gets knees into his gut. Jesse tags in and does the wrecking machine thing. I love this guys offense. He hits a lying Thez press for the win.
Winners: Jesse and Festus
Match Rating: **
After the match Domino attacks Deuce and we get a brawl. Good stuff IMO.
Batista vs. The Great Khali
Well this was about what I thought it would be. Short and kinda boring. Batista, however, bumped like a MOTHERFUCKER for Khali. I couldn’t believe how well he did it. Oh yeah, Batista won O_O
Winner: Batista
Match Rating: **
Well this SD was better than last week but was overall so so. MOTN was MVP/Punk. What did you think it was? Who will be the new Diva champ? Will Deuce and Domino split up? All these questions and more will be answered next week, same BAT TIME, same BAT CHANNEL!
Finlay is first out the gate…..
John Morrison vs. Finlay
Lock up and we get some shoving till the brawler hits a poke to the eye and some stiff offense. Morrison retreats outside and Finlay follows. He gets tripped and Morrison hits a nice dropkick. He tries for a plancha but Finlay crotches him on the apron. Miz tries to interfere but Finlay uses Hornswaggle as a battering ram and Miz goes down. Back in the ring we get an elbow drop and a 1 count. Jim….I mean….John…..hits that wicked spin kick and takes over. Uh oh, a resthold. Wait, that’s not a rest hold, that’s the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!! Fuck. Jawbreaker by Finlay gets him out till Morrison hits a neckbreaker. Back to the Dream but Finlay gets out and fires back with some high octaine offense. Finlay is about to get the win, but stops as Miz is trying to get at his son. Morrison comes from behind and rolls Finlay up for the W.
Winner: John Morrison
Match Rating: **3/4
Comments: Finlay fucked up here, much like Hernandez did last night, but he compensated for it. Finlay is a prime example of why the WWE > TNA.
Edge tells the chick that he is pulling for Batista so he can be beat again. Punk pops up and says “IM STILL HERE!!â€
Mark Henry vs. Tommy Dreamer
Before the match Mark shows a picture of Show with 2 black eyes saying that’s how Show will look after he gets done with him. Har har. Oh, there’s Tommy. I wonder if he has another job besides jobber? Dreamer gets in about 20 seconds of offense but its all for naught.
Winner: Mark Henry
Match Rating: *
Edge comes to whine about Punk to Vickie but MVP interrupts. He says he wants his contract renegotiated. Vickie says she’ll take a look at it if MVP takes care of Punk tonight. He agrees and ITS ON!!!!!
Maryse vs. Cherry
Cherry comes out to a nice little pop. This match starts off back and forth but Maryse settles it down. She locks on a side chin lock and drives Cherry down. She then continues the beat down but Cherry starts firing back and hits a single armed DDT for the win out of nowhere.
Winner: Cherry
Match Rating:*3/4
Comments: It was a nice solid womens match but it was a little too short for my liking.
MVP vs. CM Punk
Well I already know who is going to win THANK YOU VERY MUCH SOULPOWER but lets hope its good enough anyway. Waist lock and a ride out by Punk .MVP throws some elbows. Punk locks on a side headlock but MVP fights out and locks in one of his own. Punk gets a headscissors on and HOLDS it but MVP pulls a nice reversal. Up off the ropes and we get a spinning leg lariat for a 1. The Power Ranger starts working over the midsection of Punk but Punk takes back over. Small big boot, yep I said it, leads to a Fujiowa Arm Bar from MVP. He continues to work for the sXe Superstar’s arm. MVP shoots Punk in and follows but misses and Punk takes over. Back and forth action till PUNK misses a charge into the corner and MVP starts going off throwing Punk into the ring post THREE times and we go to commercial.
Back on SD and MVP is still working over that arm, With some nice unorthodox offense I may add. Back to the Mr. Fuji armbar that Punk turns into a near 2 count. Top shoulder lock and MVP is grinding down CM Punk into nothing. Punk tries to use his bad arm and MVP makes him pay for it. Montell goes for his boot but CM hits a monster clothesline. Standing back spin kick and 2 front kicks lead to a 2 count. Punk goes for his corner knee but misses and instead it’s a hurricanrana. CM Punk goes to fly and MVP crotches him. Some brawling on the top leads to Punk dropping MVP and him going for an elbow but getting his arm fucked up. MVP takes the turnbuckle pad off and the ref goes to put it back on. With his back turned, MVP tries to use Punks briefcase but Punk KNEES the case into MVPs face. The ref sees the case, and a KOd MVP and makes a judgment call.
Winner: MVP (by DQ)
Match Rating: ***
Comments: Whatever fucking happened to “if the ref doesn’t see it, he cant call it†!?!?!?!?!?!
Chavo says he is gonna be best man at Edge’s wedding, and then says he will face Matt Hardy at Night Of Champions. Ok then. In other news, the sky is blue and I have a DVD player.
Chuck (Slash) Palumbo vs. Matt Hardy
Matt tries to start wrestling but it soon turns into a slugfest and Chuck, obviously, wins there. FYI WWE, those fucking drop ins by Cole, NOT FOOLING ANYONE. Chuck dominates until he misses a second rope leg drop. Big boot and some knees as Matt starts to give Chuck a taste of what its like. Side effect leads to a second rope elbow to a Twist of Fate. Its over.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Match Rating: **4/5th
Comments: Oh, I get it, Chavo was guest ring announcer. Anyway, this match was a little too short and one sided to give it 3 stars. But it was damn close.
Vladimir Kozlov talks Russian at us. He reminds me of Drago, im gonna say it. I’m also gonna say THANK GOD he isn’t wrestling tonight.
Deuce and Domino vs. Jesse and Festus
WOW for once Jesse starts out. High speed offense till Deuce cracks him with a dropkick that I think ACTUALLY HURT. Ha! I guess as I was right. As the heels fast tag in and out we see Jesse has a HUGE gash on his head. Deuce goes for a springboard reverse splash but gets knees into his gut. Jesse tags in and does the wrecking machine thing. I love this guys offense. He hits a lying Thez press for the win.
Winners: Jesse and Festus
Match Rating: **
After the match Domino attacks Deuce and we get a brawl. Good stuff IMO.
Batista vs. The Great Khali
Well this was about what I thought it would be. Short and kinda boring. Batista, however, bumped like a MOTHERFUCKER for Khali. I couldn’t believe how well he did it. Oh yeah, Batista won O_O
Winner: Batista
Match Rating: **
Well this SD was better than last week but was overall so so. MOTN was MVP/Punk. What did you think it was? Who will be the new Diva champ? Will Deuce and Domino split up? All these questions and more will be answered next week, same BAT TIME, same BAT CHANNEL!
