SMACKDOWN LIVE PREVIEW FOR 9/13: Slater will sign his SmackDown LIVE contract tonight … we hope

[Shane]

"James"

 

[Crippler]

NEXT WEEK Johnny Knockout please, do it for the big sweaty men

 

[Shane]

Ascension getting title shots before American Alpha

Gable is fucking injured.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

C.J. "Lana" Perry, WWE giving no fucks about kayfabe anymore.

 

[Deezy]

James Ellsworth....Smackdown won this week for sure.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Gable is fucking injured.

Pretty sure it was a work. Plus, they didn't have to defend those belts until No Mercy.

 

[Deezy]

Gable is fucking injured.

I guess Undertaker really is a zombie from death valley too.

 

[Crippler]

Wait, so is that Kane's real hair then?

 

[Shane]

One RKO was all it took to get Bray to lose to a 50 year old man.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Curt Hawkins should take out that James kid and offer his services.

 

[Shane]

C.J. "Lana" Perry, WWE giving no fucks about kayfabe anymore.

It's a movie so...

 

[Shane]

Curt Hawkins should take out that James kid and offer his services.

That's what I was thinking

 

[Ricky Smarks]

It's a movie so...

Most WWE performers are billed under their ring names.

 

[Deezy]

Whendoes Bray ever fight?

Hes not a champ like no chin

 

[Ricky Smarks]

That's what I was thinking

He's supposed to debut tonight and time is running out.