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So, recently I bought a Wrestling Observer subscription just so I could read through all the archives. They're a really interesting look back at the good/bad old days of wrestling and sometimes MMA too, so I've not been disappointed. So, I'm going to read through all the archives (starting from 1991, the first year where the archives are complete) and offer summaries, hindsight talk, and whatever stupid stuff pops into my mind as a result. Hope you enjoy it.

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January 8, 1991 - New Year, New Thread

Let's fucking go. My personal notes are in italics at the end of each story.

Dusty Rhodes looks set to once again book for WCW soon.
He's finishing up his WWF deal, and his last house show date on was December 30, though he is still planned to appear through the Royal Rumble for what Dave calls "one last night of humiliation". The plan is almost certainly for him to be on the books soon after January 20 (the day after the Rumble), but there are some Turner employees that think they can get his release before then.
Seems a bit of a shock that they'd rehire him after (1) booking the company like shit from 87-88 and (2) clashing with him over the no-blood policy, but there's a reason why. On WCW's end, he's the only guy they can get in who has experience booking a promotion at the national level (Bill Watts won't sign under the current corporate system). On Dusty's end, his in-ring career is just about done and he has to prove himself as a backstage worker in order to keep himself in the money.
There's also a small point about WCW phasing out the NWA name here, which will mean the NWA name is gone from the wrestling industry aside from those belts in Mexico that EMLL/CMLL just kept using.
They say time heals all wounds, but I'd say money heals them quicker. Really, what I found most odd was not that Dusty came back to WCW, but that he went to the WWF in the first place. Also, not quite on the NWA front there; they always seem to find a way to pop up again.

Joe Pedicino plans to set up his Global Wrestling Federation by buying out the USWA.
However, the deal seems to have hit a snag, despite having been verbally agreed to several weeks before. Pen was meant to be put to paper on December 27 but that hasn't transpired. There are still disagreements between Pedicino and Jerry Jarrett on some fine details - namely, who controls the ESPN TV slot. Jarrett's draft of the contract didn't have a no-compete clause, meaning he could just start another promotion the next day.
There was a TV taping in Dallas on December 28 featuring a lot of the workers planned for the GWF (Terry Funk, Terry Gordy, Dr. Death, and One Man Gang all wrestled; Jim Cornette and Scotty the Body did interviews; Konnan was also present) but it was put together by Jeff Jarrett and no actual storylines started. This is an indication of the sort of limbo the deal is in. On the subject of workers planned for GWF, Cactus Jack is also being looked at.
If it goes through, the USWA guys will be available to the GWF (though Jerry Lawler would prefer not to move); if not, he could get the younger and lower-card guys anyway because they're making little in Memphis. Whatever happens, Pedicino is starting a promotion, with or without USWA.
There's set to be an interesting situation in the Dallas territory in the next few months, with Jarretts running shows (though nowhere near as star-studded as the proto-GWF taping), and Gary Hart getting a local TV slot for Texas Wrestling Federation, on the same channel as USWA and replacing WCW Pro in the market. Eventually, the plan is for them to both run shows on Fridays, against each other. While Hart has more immediate money to offer, Jarrett's got the GWF connection (if that deal goes through) or the ESPN TV deal (if it doesn't).
The concern there would be about splitting the fanbase in the territory; though there's still an appetite for wrestling with WCCW gone, the TV taping drew the second-best crowd for a local promotion in Dallas this year (1400 paid), and that was with all the big names involved.
Dallas seems to be the most head-spinning territory, with the top promotion changing its name every year. We've got WCCW, which became WCWA, which got merged by USWA, which technically didn't contain WCWA after its first year, and now there's potential for USWA's Texas branch to be swallowed by GWF. I'd find it hard to keep up.

News on upcoming WCW shows.
Clash of the Champions XIV (January 30) is set for the CNN Center in Atlanta, which is the home of Turner. Specifically, it'll be in the Atrium, which is the lower level, with restaurants all around. The building looks like a shopping mall from the outside, and it could either end up looking classy and unique or suck completely. Nobody's tried running a show in such a place. The planned card is strong, with Sting/Luger vs. Doom, Flair vs. Pillman, Arn/Windham vs. Youngbloods, and Steiners vs. Master Blasters being the top matches, as well as Tom Zenk vs. Bobby Eaton for the TV Title. Dave takes a shot at another planned match, Sid Vicious vs. "Junkfood Dog" (very harsh on JYD).
WrestleWar '91 (February 25), meanwhile, will take place from Phoenix, and there's a tentative lineup that could see a complete overhaul when Dusty comes back. Top matches are planned as Sting/Steiners/Pillman vs. Four Horsemen in a WarGames match, Luger vs. Spivey for the US Title, and Vader vs. Hansen. They're also looking to bring in some joshi stars (not from AJW, sadly, but JWP, which is connected to WCW via NJPW). This won't be one of the top selling matches but could draw a lot of interest to that style if given a chance. Dave even gives tips on how to cheaply reach Phoenix from other Southwestern states.
I find it interesting how pretty much everything was changed about the Clash, even though it seemed set in stone, but the show that Dave was all "plans could change" is pretty much on the money.

An odd burst of honesty from WWF in relation to injuries of their workers.
It's been announced on TV that Andre the Giant won't make the Royal Rumble due to a leg injury in Japan, which is interesting, because WWF policy seems to be not to acknowledge changes due to injuries. They'd either continue to advertise the hurt worker or just quietly switch them out and pretend nothing had happened. A similar situation for the Christmas week house shows, where it was announced ahead of time that Ted DiBiase wouldn't appear due to a knee problem.
Why wouldn't you tell people about these things? Does Vince want to catch a false advertising lawsuit?

Honky Tonk Man has left WWF after a money dispute.
He's already got bookings on the New York independent circuit, and there's talk about him showing up on Herb Abrams' UWF shows. Also, for a bit of contrast with the honesty from WWF above, Honky left on the 26th and was still advertised for the Madison Square Garden card on the 28th..
Pretty sure that UWF date never ends up happening, which is in hindsight good for Honky. That promotion SUCKED.

NJPW's prime time TV special saw two title changes (sort of) and wrestling history made.
Tatsumi Fujinami beat Riki Choshu for the IWGP Heavyweight Title in a match which didn't have its ending broadcast, and at the time they went off the air, they gave the impression that Riki was set to win. The finish will likely be the hook for the next World Pro Wrestling. Post-match there was a good moment when Inoki (meant to appear, but was injured) showed up after the post-match handshake, and all 3 stood in the ring like a passing of the torch. The second change was Hiro Saito/SSM going over Hase/Sasaki for the IWGP Tag Team Titles.
As for the wrestling history, Lou Thesz became the first to have a documented match in 7 different decades on this show. He put over Masahiro Chono, submitting to the STF (a hold Thesz taught him). Thesz apparently looked good for 74. In fact, 2 more matches had old guys doing jobs, with Nick Bockwinkel and Hiro Matsuda losing to Masa Saito and Osamu Kido respectively. Match of the night was Jushin Liger defending his IWGP JHW Title against Negro Casas.
Pretty sure Lou Thesz is still the only one to work 7 decades, unless you count Mae Young in 2010 as being an actual match. Also, I really want to see that Liger/Casas match and I can't find it.

Both WWF and WCW are set to work the Tokyo Dome in March.
WWF's card, a joint promotion with Super World of Sports, is set for March 31. WCW's is on March 21, called "Starrcade in Tokyo Dome", and has Flair, Sting, the Steiners, Luger, and other big names advertised.
WCW's show is, of course, the one that was later shown on PPV as the WCW/NJPW Supershow.

CWA (the European promotion) held the final of their Catch Cup tournament.
Taking place from Bremen, it was the final night of 38(!!) consecutive shows there. The winner was the Soultaker (later Papa Shango/Godfather) who beat Scott Hall. The other top matches were founder Otto Wanz's retirement match, where he beat Terry Funk, and Bull Power (Vader) taking the vacant CWA Heavyweight Title in a match with Rambo (Luc Poirier). Other recognisable names involved include Chris Benoit, David Taylor, Fit Finlay, and Cannonball Grizzly (P.N. News). Owen Hart was on the tour but didn't work the final show.
It feels so incongruous for P.N. News to be among these names, but apparently he was big in Europe. Who knew?

Seiji Sakaguchi has some big plans, including with the aforementioned Catch Cup participants.
He was at the Bremen show to recruit names like Rambo, Finlay, and Taylor for NJPW tours. He's also planning on promoting an event in Moscow, with a US team (from WCW), Japanese team, and Soviet team doing a tournament. Another part of this plan would be to bring the WCW World Champion over, and have them be the first major US champion to defend the title in the USSR.
If he wants to promote something in the USSR, he'd better be quick...

Giant Baba health update.
He's been walking on his own the past week after his injury, but it won't be until late this year until he wrestles again.
In fact, he ended up coming back in June... Must have those magic John Cena healing powers.

Things seem quiet in Mexico.
EMLL hasn't run a show in Arena Mexico since December 14. Dave describes a "pretty poor" show at Arena Coliseo, with none of the matches going past one star. The main event saw a DQ finish where Octagon ripped off Fuerza Guerrera's mask, and this all seems to be leading to Octagon vs. Guerrera, mask vs. mask any time in the next two months.
Fuck, only one star? Must have been bad. Heroes of Wrestling at least had a two-star match in the form of Scorpio vs. Julio.

A few oddities in USWA, none of them even related to the GWF deal above.
Terry Funk kept the USWA Heavyweight Title over Lawler after losing by DQ, even though they previously stipulated that the title could now change hands by DQ. They advertised a Jeff Jarrett vs. Steve Austin match in Dallas, even though Jarrett will be in Japan the same night, and on top of that some of the lower card on that show is booked at an indy that pays better. It was announced that there was a bounty on Eddie Gilbert, which Gilbert blamed on Lawler. Lawler denied responsibility, but said he'd love to collect.
Was that a threat of murder?! Also, given everything above, if I were the GWF I'd just try to hire those guys directly rather than buy the mess that can't even keep track of rules or availability of workers.

A certain manager is coming to WWF.
Percy Pringle III is starting on January 6. He was first recommended, apparently, by Rick Rude, and there are he might be a face manager for Rude. Actually, that won't happen, because Rude has already left over a dispute with Vince, and is looking to work for Herb Abrams while still under WWF contract.
There's a what-if for you. Imagine Percy Pringle in the WWF, but not as Paul Bearer.

Virgil has been confusing fans with his actions recently.
On the current house show loop, he's been working against Kerry Von Erich as a sub for his kayfabe boss DiBiase (who has a knee problem). After the matches, he shakes Kerry's hand, which has confused fans who couldn't see that this was them basically screaming "VIRGIL IS GOING TO TURN FACE SOON!!!!". There's also at least one instance of him beating Dusty Rhodes in about a minute (talk about going out on your back).
Now I can't stop thinking about Virgil in Ring of Honor.

Update on Chuck Austin, a jobber who was recently injured while losing to the Rockers.
They feared he had a broken neck, but apparently it was a broken back. It needed 6 hours of surgery to take the pressure off the spinal cord.
I'm sure this will all blow over and not hurt WWF at all.

Portland Wrestling has suffered some setbacks.
They had to cancel their Christmas show because of bad advance ticket sales and poor road conditions pretty much guaranteeing a low on-the-day gate. It's the first show they called off since the 70s. They also fired both Scotty the Body and John Rambo (not the same Rambo from the CWA card). Dave thinks there's something to this because you don't just fire your top guy.
Sucks to be Portland right now... Also, did copyright law not exist in Portland? They had a Rambo, they had Beetlejuice...

Hulk Hogan wants to get his weight up by WrestleMania VII.
He's gone on record as saying he wants to weigh 330 lbs.
I wonder how he'll get there...

There are claims of an agreement between the Savoldis (who run ICW in Boston) and Kevin Von Erich.
As part of this agreement, ICW will be renamed International World Class Championship Wrestling, and feature Kevin and Kerry Von Erich. Another indie claims to have Kerry booked for April. He is, of course, contracted to the WWF, so it's clear what that says for his future status.
Kerry, in fact, would not leave the WWF in 1991. So much for that, then.

The Steiner Brothers' deal with WCW is up soon, and they haven't re-signed.
A big sticking point is that WCW wants to cut their merch percentage and include a clause in their contract that means they don't get paid if they're out injured long-term. They want to avoid the situation they had with Sting and Sid's injuries, but Dave calls them out for not protecting the workers who get injured on the job.
Why the hell would they re-sign? As I recall it, this sort of clause ends up working against WCW as it causes people who are injured to work through it so they can keep getting paid, aggravating their injuries.

An oddity in a show taped before Starrcade.
Doom were apparently mentioned as being former tag team champions, even though they hadn't lost the belts. There were plans to have them drop to Arn/Windham either at Starrcade or at the Christmas show at the Omni. Neither took place. Obviously, this had to be edited out of TV, but they missed one mention. Also, the Horsemen are getting cheered over Doom despite being the heels.
This isn't even the weirdest oddity with the WCW Tag Titles caused by pre-tapes in 1991...

The Juicer (Art Barr) is done with WCW.
His rape conviction followed him to Atlanta and WCW were successfully pressured into dropping him. Dave rightly predicts there's no way back in to the US wrestling scene for him, as his license in Oregon won't be renewed and other promoters will fear the same backlash WCW got.
So, off to Mexico it is for Art Barr. Imagine the matches in a world where he didn't rape a 19-year-old girl in Pendleton (reminder that he did).

Notes on the upcoming Vader/Stan Hansen match.
If this goes off, it could be hugely interesting in Japan, because what you have is NJPW's top foreigner vs. AJPW's top foreigner. But the political problems involved in that means we probably get a non-finish. Vader's pushing for a contract like Stan Hansen has, where he gets a guarantee for 100 dates in between his Japan work.
Turns out Dave was right re: the non-finish.

Inside Edition is doing a segment on Michael Wallstreet.
If you're wondering why such a lower card guy is getting profiled, it's apparently because he's the sort the "Forbes Magazine types" relate to.
And, if they're relating to a heel, they should take a long, hard look at themselves.

Lawrence Taylor's involvement in an upcoming WCW show isn't selling.
He's going to be in Lex Luger's corner for a match against Curtis Hughes, but the problem is that Hughes isn't strong enough a heel to interest casuals. Doesn't help that WCW hasn't really advertised it on their shows.
If you'd had LT wrestling, on the other hand...

GHB is seeing use as a drug among wrestlers.
This is largely due to its spread from the bodybuilding community. It's supposed to stimulate muscle growth without the liver effects of steroids or the facial deformities associated with HGH. But there's no evidence for this, and there are major side effects, including limited oxygen to the heart or brain (causing a high), sedation, and seizures. The FDA pulled its approval late 1990 for this very reason. A major incident saw a wrestler (it's not said who) collapse on a plane and start choking on his own vomit, forcing an emergency landing.
Those are not exactly the effects you want a wrestler to have.

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After this, there's a lengthy fantasy booking section that's quite interesting and I wish I'd seen the earlier parts of. Then, the letters. The most interesting letter is a lengthy bit of correspondence by Karl Gotch, responding to the words of Bruno Sammartino, and trashing him at every turn. If you've got an Observer sub yourself, you should really read it.

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January 14, 1991 - (Not) Going Global

The deal for Joe Pedicino to buy the USWA has fallen through.
As it turns out, Jerry Jarrett's insistence on keeping the rights to the ESPN TV slot was the deal breaker, as the deal was originally intended for Pedicino to get national TV exposure and not necessarily to pick up talent.
Both sides have different stories on why it broke off. Jarrett claims he got tired of waiting for Pedicino to come up with the money, and soon after, got a phone call from the AWA office, whom Pedicino had already told his story. Turns out Jarrett was enthusiastic about the deal, because under the terms he'd still be allowed to promote in Tennessee and Texas. and it was staggering money for an outfit that wasn't profitable anyway.
Pedicino has made various claims, including that his lawyers convinced him that he was paying lots of money for nothing, and that he didn't want to buy into the Von Erichs' lawsuit against Jarrett. The real story is apparently about Pedicino sending securities to Jarrett that he'd overvalued. Or something, it's all quite complicated.
This isn't going to stop Pedicino forming the GWF anyway, and the money that was going to go to Jarrett ($3.4m) is going to be used to buy slots in top markets. His first TV taping date is set to be announced at the NATPE convention.
The question is: does Pedicino actually have the money? He claims he has $25 million from Nigerian investors, but no one believes him on that. The thing is: he gains absolutely nothing from claiming money that doesn't exist. The point of a con is to make money, and everything Pedicino's suggested would require him to put down money up front. Almost everyone in wrestling wants the money to be real, because you can do a lot for a long time with $25 million, and more competition is a good thing, rising tide, etc etc.
Reading this in 2021, it's hard not to wonder whether Pedicino has been the victim of a con trick, given how much of a cultural meme "Nigerians with impossible amounts of money" has become. Even pre-email, it fees like a scam. Can't argue with the idea that wrestling needs more competitive promotions in any era. Especially in 1991, when the big two seem to be on the downturn.

In the news is the tragic death by suicide of Ed "The Bull" Gantner at age 31.
He got his start as a pro American football player from the USFL, and got into wrestling when that folded (same backstory as Lex Luger and Ron Simmons). He had multiple kidney failures, the first of which ended his career, which is pretty clearly stated to be due to the abuse of steroids. He is said to have fallen into despair when his body rejected a donated kidney from his sister. Dave predicts that the issues with steroids will only lead to further tragedy.
...and he's right on the money.

Bobby Heenan was arrested after collapsing on an aeroplane.
Doctors asked airport police to check his bag and found 48 grams of marijuana along with pipes containing resin. He was arrested the next day after being discharged. He was fully cooperative with police, and went back on tour the day afterward (Thursday), not being pulled from shows due to a kayfabe stipulation that he'd be suspended if he didn't attend. This incident didn't make any press until the weekend.
The surprise there is that he wasn't held and allowed to go back on WWF tour.

The WWF/SWS joint show has been confirmed: WrestleFest in Tokyo Dome.
Tickets go on sale soon, with ringside seats being priced at $370 (setting a new record for most expensive wrestling seats ever). Pretty much all the main WWF stars will be there. The main event is set as Hogan/Tenryu vs. Road Warriors. Obviously, more enticing would be Hogan vs. Tenryu, but the logical finish is Tenryu going over and WWF don't want that. Politics might still screw that match, because the Road Warriors especially would not want to lose in Japan.
Meanwhile, WCW is running its co-promo show in the Tokyo Dome the week before. They've got cheaper tickets but theoretically a weaker card. There's been talk about Shinya Hashimoto facing Chris Dolman, the former SAMBO champion who was most recently with UWF.
Ah yes, backstage politics, gotta hate them. The Dolman thing never actually happened, but what if?

Eddie Gilbert appears to have walked out on USWA.
He no-showed a card that he was set to main event. He's had repeated meetings with Lawler, and seemingly changed his mind about returning multiple times. His issues with USWA are problems over pay, and being sick of having to appease a bunch of people despite being the booker. USWA is losing money, so the pressure is there too.
Later in this issue, there's mention that Eddie did come back to USWA, to work an undercard match he was set for, but walked out before the 8-man tag main event he was also meant to work. So, not inspiring any confidence that he's here to stay. Word is he'll be joining the GWF crew.
Yep, looks like that's it for Hot Stuff. The Gilberts and Lawlers will certainly not get along in future.

PPV numbers are compared... sort of.
Paul Kagan's newsletter came out with the PPV numbers for 1990's shows, but they're the numbers released by the promoters themselves so they're exaggerated. It's not really a fair comparison, in that case, as not all promotions exaggerate equally. WWF took spots 2-5 (behind only the Douglas/Holyfield boxing match). WCW's Starrcade is reported as a 1.1 buyrate, which, considering it's the inflated number... Yeah, Starrcade may have done sub-1.0, which is unthinkable for a company of that size.
Yikes, not happy reading for WCW.

NJPW has signed up a wrestling Olympian from Switzerland.
He'll train under Brad Rheingans in Minnesota with a view to debuting him later this year.
Mentioning this one because try as I might, I couldn't find who Dave is talking about. Can you help?

The real reason why Madusa has apparently "retired" from AJW is revealed.
She broke off with her management company, which is the one that made the AJW deal. She wants to do kickboxing as well as wrestling. Debbie Drake has been signed to effectively take her foreigner spot.
Prolonged legal action presumably incoming. Because that's just what an Observer needs: legal action!

Cien Caras is out of action because of an eye injury at the hands of a fan.
A fan threw a peso coin at him (apparently this is heavy, though I couldn't find a weight for a Mexican peso) and it got him right in the eye. There are fears that his vision won't come back well enough for an in-ring return.
Fear not, Cien Caras fans, he comes back and wins big things. Some personal cultural context here: there were a few incidents at football (soccer) games in my country involving thrown coins as a weapon. Thankfully no serious injuries like this from what I can remember, but this shows the consequences of actions like that.

In lighter Mexican news, Norman Smiley has been spotted by EMLL.
Negotiations are ongoing for him to work there in future.
Soon it'll be time for one of the most popular foreigners in Mexican wrestling to work his Black Magic...

Eric Embry is back in Texas for USWA.
Word is that he no longer has the book in WWC, but maybe he's just here on vacation. Dave goes on to describe an angle where he was attacked by Gary Young, bladed, and... "you know the story". Not really, no. The crowd for Embry's return was weak, and the TV announcer blamed it on bad weather (and not, you know, a weak card and falsely advertising Jeff Jarrett while he was in Japan). Also we get a mention of a manager called JC, who is rumoured to be Jamie Dundee.
Seems about right that he's lost power in WWC, as he'll go on to drop the tag straps two days later. He's back in USWA full-time soon. Also, first appearance in this thread of JC Ice.

In the AJPW rundown, there's a mention of a worker called Skywalker Nitron.
He previously worked in the NWA, where he had 3-inch lifts in his boots despite being shoot 6'7". He had a tag match with the Funks which was described as Terry and Dory being "miracle workers" to get a 3-star match out of their opponents.
Later in the rundown, Nitron and his partner faced Giant Baba and Andre the Giant in a match given -***1/4 (yikes) and predicted to be a tape-trader's item like Wajima vs. Magee.
I only bring this up because this would be Tyler Mane, one-time tag partner of Kevin Nash and who would appear in the first X-Men movie. His role was originally intended for Nash but scheduling conflicts prevented it. Mane's gone on to have a pretty decent career as a character actor. Also, this appears to be that minus-star match. Figures I could find this one but not Liger/Casas.

A certain wrestling promoter's son was at the Fiesta Bowl.
The backup quarterback for the winning team, Louisville, was none other than Erik Watts, son of Bill Watts.
Erik Watts, huh? Wonder if he'll follow his father into the wrestling business. I'm sure he'll be able to get by on his own merits.

The IWCCW merger is official.
The Savoldis have picked up what's left of WCCW and absorbed it into ICW to create this bizarre Frankenstein's monster of a wrestling promotion name. They've had two notable actions so far. First, announcing their first TV tapings for February 1 at Walt Disney World (advertising Kerry Von Erich, who is not known to be leaving WWF). Second, letting ESPN and all the other TV companies know that unless they give all of USWA's TV slots to IWCCW, they'll join in the lawsuit against Jarrett.
Carny behaviour at its finest, right here.

Honky Tonk Man's debut in Herb Abrams' UWF is set.
He's set to debut on January 9.
Please don't do this, Honky...

JW Storm, the WCW/WWF jobber, has had a boxing match called off.
Apparently, since he's a wrestler, the Minnesota commission feared that he could not afford to lose so the outcome would be fixed.
Don't worry, Minnesota. You'd know if a boxing match was worked, because it's unwatchably bad. (See: Piper vs. Mr. T)

Hulk Hogan's commercial for Gillette is already a hit.
He was signed up to endorse their Right Guard deodorant and apparently that's taken off well.
Here's a link to the commercial. Calm and civilised Hulk in 1991 just feels wrong.

The WCW vs. GLOW Family Feud week is in the books.
WCW's men won four days out of five, and apparently let the women win the fifth out of pity. Dave muses whether the FTC can go after you for throwing Family Feud.
This one has a WrestleCrap induction. Warning: contains gratuitous sexual tension.

Dusty Rhodes has begun as WCW's booker, and is already making changes.
First off, the Clash XIV main event is now not Flair vs. Pillman, but Flair vs. Scott Steiner. Ron Simmons is being turned face. Arn and Windham are no longer challenging for the Tag Titles, with Arn instead in the TV Title picture. And, of course, Dustin Rhodes is being brought in.
Sounds like me at the start of a TEW save.

Brutus Beefcake made his return to WWF in an interesting role.
He played a masked wrestler, doing a run-in but not actually getting involved in the match. This is his first appearance since the parasailing accident.
Here's a compilation of masked Beefcake attacking heels. This came across so random and never led to anything.

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After that is the fantasy booking section, and then the letters. Some not really interesting, some arguing with other letters. One interesting one compares Art Barr's rape conviction and Chris Champion's arrest over the alleged assault of an 11-year-old girl (nothing came of this as far as I know) then did a "separate the art from the artist" / "with fame comes false accusations" thing. It was 1991. Finally, we get this.

Was it just me, or did former Mid Atlantic greats Rip Hawk and Swede Hanson remind you of Simon Bar-Sinister and Cad from the old Underdog cartoon show?

I'll leave that up to you.
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I doubt so badly that EMLL ran a show during that time period with nothing but crap matches. Maybe the best guys weren't on it but still, they had a hell of a talent crop. NORMAN incoming too!!

I think Abdullah the Butcher and Dory Funk Jr. have wrestled in 7 different decades as well.

I should have that Liger vs. Casas, I can upload it tomorrow, pm me if interested.
 

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January 21 1991 - Sting of Defeat

At the WCW show at the Meadowlands in New Jersey, Ric Flair beat Sting to win the World Heavyweight Title.
This story dominates the issue, and begins with a lengthy bit of historical context starting from Sting's win back in July 1990. On-screen this was being hailed as the dawn of a new era (and people in the back were saying Ric was holding back the company, but they won't admit it today). However, the feeling among reporters was that Sting had an impossibly tough act to follow, and had essentially been handed a poisoned chalice in the title.
It wasn't really Sting's fault, even if you take following Flair out of the equation. House shows were weakened by the sense of "if not on PPV, it doesn't matter". The competition from the WWF was too strong. The company had a bad reputation for no-shows and unsatisfying screwy finishes that it hadn't quite shaken. Hardcore fans ("heel fans", as Northeast promoters called them) were beginning to value workrate over the face/heel dynamic and reject whom they'd been told to cheer. There were pops on the night, yes, and focus groups liked him, but focus groups don't make you a draw.
Flair as a backup would have worked fine, as he guaranteed a good match even if the card sucked... if not for the fact that they seemed to be burying Flair. But in November, the plan was decided to switch back to the Nature Boy, even as an interim champion. Originally, the switch was meant to be at Starrcade, with the Black Scorpion match, but Sting wanted to go over in that angle, so it was agreed the change would happen here.
Part of the reason for Sting's failure is probably that the importance of the role of the "title" vs. the role of the "champion" had changed significantly. Back in the territory days, the World Champion didn't have to be the super top guy, because the belt was the hype. World Title matches were the hometown hero going for the big one. Nowadays, the World Title is just the top title of the promotion, and so the champion himself has to be a draw. And Sting, in 1990, was nowhere near the draw Flair ever was.
The only problem is that Flair's now the wrong side of 40. He's still in great shape and works great matches, but everyone is acutely aware that he won't be around forever. Someone will soon enough have to be groomed for the title, starting about now, but they can't be hotshot because that can overexpose them, and it's impossible to fully predict who will get over and how. In that case they'd need a backup. For Sting, Flair was meant to be that backup, but since they'd spent the past 6 months making him just a guy, that couldn't work.
Expect negativity about Sting when the Observer Yearbook for 1990 comes out, as his championship reign was a flop for various previously stated reasons. There's one more reason mentioned - that fans had come to subconsciously expect top matches from the World Champion after so many years of Flair on top, and for all the good Sting was in-ring, he was never Ric Flair. Flair got a huge face reaction for the win, but it was yet another weak heel finish, so we're going back to that era again.
Here's the yearbook if you're curious. It does feel like Sting was left out to dry in this era, though it's nice to remember that he will eventually become a genuine top guy on his own merits.

More happenings at that Meadowlands show.
Tom Zenk was billed as TV Champion and wore the belt, even though he'd already lost it to Arn Anderson, as the switch hadn't aired yet. Michael Wallstreet won his match, with Alexandra York in tow and the Inside Edition cameras on him (January 8 issue). Bobby Eaton turned face after splitting from the Freebirds (with whom he was teaming); Eaton got the only pop of the match, as the crowd didn't care about the team of faces (El Gigante, Ricky Morton, and Tommy Rich). Lawrence Taylor's appearance with Lex Luger was for the Lex Luger vs. Curtis Hughes "football match" (an over-the-top-rope challenge in gridiron gear) which sucked. Taylor was banned from even touching either man because of NFL commitments.
The "send them home happy" main event was Windham/Arn vs. Doom in a cage match, which definitely did not send the crowd home happy. The match was billed on TV as a Tag Title match, but turned out not to be, as the Horsemen won in sub-4 minutes to a big pop, but Doom were still champions. The crowd felt beyond ripped off at this. Gate for the show was 5000 paid, with the actual turnout lowered by bad weather and road conditions. The money obtained was outdrawn by the WWF show the same night, and that's even considering the $40000 worth of tickets that went unused on the WWF side (they've allowed them to be used on the next Nassau card, which is a nice bit of goodwill).
WCW really is in a downward spiral, and it's only going to get worse as 1991 rolls on.

Two recent title changes in Mexico's UWA.
Super Astro beat Yoshihiro Asai (the young Ultimo Dragon) for the UWA Middleweight Title in a match that went 31 minutes. A few days later, Villanos beat Los Brazos to take the UWA Trios Titles.
Of course, there won't be footage of Astro/Asai, but sounds like it would be great (and is the reason why I brought up this point).

Legendary boxing promoter Don King met with top EMLL names earlier this month.
Along with promoters, he saw several wrestlers including Fuerza Guerrera, Mascara Sagrada, Octagon, Pierroth Jr. and Los Brazos.
No further information given, and pretty sure nothing comes of this, but can you imagine EMLL getting international pop off this?

On a Mexico City card, there were some minis matches of note.
In particular, Gulliver beat Little Goliath in a hair vs. hair match, and a woman called Filli Estrella worked not one, but two intergender minis matches in one night (losing to both men).
I think the cultural response of the time there would have been quite interesting. They'd probably see no issue with exploiting little people as an attraction, but balk at intergender wrestling. Feels like times have changed since then.

USWA has a potentially make-or-break feud coming up.
The Fabulous Ones and their manager Jim Cornette turned on Jerry Lawler, and this looks to be the story going forward. The feeling is that if this can't draw in Memphis, then nothing can (though it isn't guaranteed that this even can).
Remember that bounty storyline with Eddie Gilbert, by the way? They explained away that it was claimed by Cornette and the Fabs, who came to him with threats of violence... and he just went away quietly. The bounty itself was placed by Terry Funk who wanted to crock both Gilbert and Lawler. It was meant to be a tag feud with Lawler and a face-turned Gilbert vs. Fabs, but Gilbert was replaced with Jeff Jarrett when it was found he was leaving anyway. When Gilbert found out about this, he made the decision to walk away early.
This promotion just seems more and more in disarray every week.

Meanwhile on the Texas side of the USWA...
Eric Embry's return got big heat in one of those brawl-around-the-arena matches. A Jarrett/Bill Dundee vs. Austin/Cal Stud match ended with their respective valets, Tessa and Jeannie, brawling in the ring. Tessa challenged Jeannie to come back without her "bleach blond steroid using studs" - there were quips in the crowd that that was rich considering how obviously bleach blonde Tessa is. The Texas branch of USWA has no actual booker, with Bill Dundee working it on an interim basis. Embry wants to do it but there's no decision yet.
This promotion really could do with some more centralisation.

Herb Abrams' UWF came to New York for the first time; results were mixed.
A TV taping took place on January 9, and drew 900 (650 paid). There were quite a few decent names there, with Greg Valentine, Paul Orndorff, and Steve Williams being among those who worked matches. Honky Tonk Man and Rick Rude were present, with Rude getting a big pop for challenging Orndorff and Dr. Death, and Honky getting basically none for setting up a feud with Valentine. They apparently have dates in the area going through to March, heading to Disney World in April.
A storm on the horizon, though, in the form of WWF lawsuits. A big part of the complaints involves UWF using what WWF considers its trademarked names and gimmicks, and using Rude and Honky who are still under contract even after bolting. This could be important if it sees the courtroom, as if Vince loses, pretty much all non-guaranteed contracts in the business might as well be written on toilet paper. But, why would they bring the litigation if they thought there was a chance of defeat?
Honky's stance on the matter is that it's nonsense. He's been working the gimmick pre-WWF (as Honky Tonk Wayne), and it's essentially an Elvis impersonator which WWF could never copyright. Abrams has claimed to have asked for proof of the copyright on the wrestlers' names, but received nothing.
(A small coda to the notes on honesty from last week - they announced on WWF TV that Honky wouldn't be appearing in his future matches.)
A planned show the day after, January 10, was cancelled because the building wasn't set up right. And that's not just an excuse - even though the show would have only drawn 3-400, Abrams wouldn't have cancelled as he'd already paid to bring everyone to town. The January 12 show managed to draw 800 and featured Cactus Jack wringing a 3-star match out of UWF homegrown jobber Sandy Beach. Overall, Abrams kept a good profile with some wrestlers, but others weren't as kind.
Oddly functional by Herb Abrams standards! Nice to see them not falling flat on their faces.

AJPW's recent shows featured a team called the Favorite Brothers.
Johnny and Frankie Favorite, they were called, and they did not put in a good performance. They beat the team of Johnny Ace (!!) and Richard Slinger before losing to the Fantastics. In the latter match, the Favorites were obviously too green for this, with the fans even laughing at them.
Not exactly fan Favorites, then? This is actually a nice historical item; Frankie Favorite is a young Glen Ruth, a.k.a. Headbanger Thrasher!

NJPW has seen a few interesting things happen.
First off, Tatsumi Fujinami vs. Luc "Rambo" Poirier ended in a no-contest as Vader attacked both men. This is to set up Vader's programs with both (Rambo continuing from CWA in Europe). Then, Kengo Kimura pinned Masahiro Chono in a tag team tournament final match, which was apparently a huge upset. Anything can happen in the NJPW. Next tour involves several foreigners, including "Ham Ham Bigelow" and "Tiger Jest Singh". It's unclear whether those are scanning errors or cheap shots at guys Dave doesn't like (see: Junkfood Dog).
Talk about the Forbidden Door, NJPW was already doing it with the European shows.

SWS has run into serious issues.
The promotion was never a darling of the fans to begin with, but seems to have gotten more unpopular. It drew a record low wrestling crowd to the Tokyo Bay NK Hall, for a card that was said to be the worst in Tokyo in years. The best match was a match involving the Rockers, who completely carried their opponents. Naoki Sano beat El Dandy in a match which should have been good, but (1) it was more shoot style than flying and (2) Dandy got hurt and they had to go home early. Fans outright mocked the show in multiple matches involving Jeff Jarrett and Koji Kitao, who both had terrible nights. Crowd hated the sports entertainment-like finish of the headline match, as SWS was meant to have a sports-like image. The show on February 22 is being treated as the last chance for the promotion to be credible.
This surely bodes well for WWF's partner show with them.

Meanwhile elsewhere in Japan...
Match of the year contenders in AJW, as Bull Nakano beat Akira Hokuto (4.75*) and Aja Kong/Kyoko Kimura beat Manami Toyota/Etsuko Mita in a match that gets the full 5 stars. Elsewhere, in FMW, Onita/Sambo Asako beat Mr. Pogo/Gladiator in a bloody fight that got 4.5*.
I'm just mentioning this because these are matches I would love to see. If anyone has recommendations for other Mike Awesome FMW stuff do send them. It's a part of his career I haven't really explored.

Amid the NATPE TV convention, Joe Pedicino is trying his hardest to get the GWF set up.
Pedicino, along with representatives of WWF, WCW. and UWF, were in attendance at the convention, trying to sell their syndicated shows. Pedicino's actually been talking to Max Andrews in an attempt to backdoor his way into a TV slot after he failed to take USWA's.
He's also been struggling to sign Steve Beverly as the lead announcer for the show. They were in talks, but nothing was concrete when Pedicino announced it. Beverly quit WCW (where he worked the hotline) after controversy over the talks, but Jim Herd insisted he stay as he was a draw for the hotline (more than Sting or Luger). For now, Scott Hudson will announce the show.
There's so much disarray goes into every wrestling promotion, it's a wonder any are successful at all.

The North Carolina local news covered Tully Blanchard's turn to religion.
One question was how he felt about the Brother Love character (basically a scam televangelist). His actual reply: "Of course I'm offended and I'm against it, but you have to understand, it's not the character, it's the person who owns the organization and has segments like that on TV. That person is just an employee of the devil!"
Fuck, Tully, tell us how you really feel about Vince...

WWF's main storyline could be derailed by the soon-to-be very real war in the Middle East.
Of course, that is the storyline with Sgt. Slaughter as an Iraqi sympathiser. The USO denied a request to send Hulk Hogan to Saudi Arabia to rah-rah for America. Most concerned is the Iraqi Embassy itself, that believes fan violence could break out when the war gets hot, and wants Slaughter to stop invoking Saddam's name for heat.
This sort of response almost makes the "terrorist threat" excuse for the venue change believable. Almost.

Ricky Steamboat has signed with WWF.
He's on a two-year contract and expected to start soon.
Hopefully they don't do something silly like turn him into a literal dragon.

In other WWF news, the latest tapings took place.
Brutus Beefcake did his masked man run-in gimmick, but the segments sucked and apparently won't air. The justification for the mask is that Beefcake won't be allowed to wrestle unmasked because there's a steel plate in his face (in reality, he needs the protection or else his face will collapse with one blow). Most wrestlers don't want to work with him in this state for fear of injuring him.
Receiving tryouts at these tapings were John Nord (Berzerker), Chris Chavis (Tatanka, working a similar gimmick as "War Eagle"), and Konnan. Konnan is said to be a target as they need a Latino star to sell in LA (as, remember, WM7 still has 70,000 empty seats).
Also: in another of those cheap shots, Dave refers to "Tugbloat" working a negative star match.
Any excuse not to work with Ed Leslie. to be honest.

Dave then tells us about an interesting "coincidence".
WWF changed their bookings to book a show at Arizona State University, the night before WCW's WrestleWar '91 held nearby. A stacked card too, headlined by Savage/Warrior in a cage match.
Unnecessary counter-programming: it's nothing new.

Update on Chuck Austin, the jobber injured in that Rockers match.
He's had a broken back and may not walk for at least a year.
But there's no way he'll sue, right? Right?

Dusty Rhodes' plans for WCW are becoming increasingly clear.
They're announcing at all shows that Rhodes has retired, and he's joining the commentary desk on World Wide Wrestling, so that's seen as a sign that an unretirement is happening some time.
Sid Vicious is being set up as the next top face, being sold as a babyface monster with his matches ending in ambulance jobs. In the meantime, the World Title program after the Clash is Flair vs... well... El Gigante. Multiple angles have also been shot with Ron Simmons teasing breaking off from Doom.
Flair vs. El Gigante? That's one opponent that even Flair could never carry.

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Highlights of the letters pages are: someone offering wrestling tapes for photos of Drew Barrymore; an analysis of how EMLL seems to book in 3-month cycles; and someone complaining about WCW ringside tickets being $25. So much has changed...

NEXT ISSUE: Royal Rumble in the books, controversy over the Slaughter character, big change of plans for WCW
 
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January 28 1991 - Saddam Ruins Everything

This issue starts, strangely, with a humour piece about the success of bald men in wrestling.
Vince loves bald men, and the push of Slaughter proves it's not muscles you need, it's a slaphead. Look at all the old champions. Thesz, Sammartino, Graham, even Hogan now. They didn't start getting over until they started thinning. The reason why is it apparently makes the male audience feel more secure in enjoying. "He's better looking and more successful than me, but at least he's going bald". Wrestlers take steroids to make their hair fall out; the physique is an unintended side effect. This explains why Warrior and Sting, with full heads of hair, disappointed as champs.
The reason why this leads the issue? The Gulf War has officially gotten hot, and Dave figured the readers needed some levity, especially with fears of loved ones who are shipping over to the Middle East. The fact of the war is going to become a running theme in this issue.
It's actually a really interesting read, basically a Kayfabe News article or Headlie in 1991. If you have a subscription, enjoy it.

Royal Rumble is in the books, and Dave thought it was really good.
Probably the best WWF PPV ever, he calls it. Match of the night was Rockers vs. Orient Express, which gets 4 stars, and Shawn Michaels is described as one of the best in-ring talents in the business. The only downtime was a "two minute nerve hold in tribute to the wrestling career of Mr. Fuji". Oh, you, Dave.
In other matches, Big Boss Man and Barbarian's match started out terribly but somehow recovered to 2.75* by the end. Sgt. Slaughter beat "Anabolic Warrior" for the WWF Title in a match that saw interference from Randy Savage and Sherri. Dave feels Sherri's such a talent that she should be getting top draw money, and it's hard to disagree. After that match they put on the Mountie in his debut (because just having a break would risk a riot). The DiBiase/Virgil vs. Rhodeses match and breakup angle is described as a one-star match with a four-star finish.
The main event was the weakest Rumble yet, with Hogan winning in an inevitability as he'd already guaranteed his victory to DA TROOPZ. Greg Valentine was the iron man, getting his ass kicked for 44 minutes as a punishment for working with Herb Abrams (yes, this is the actual reason).
Wow, if this was the best WWF PPV yet, how bad must Dave have hated the others?

Of course, the elephant in the room: Sgt. Slaughter's Iraqi sympathiser gimmick.
Dave opens this part by reprinting his column for The National in full, just in case it got censored by editors. It's essentially what we know re: Slaughter so far. The idea was that having enemy of America Slaughter win, only to lose to Hulk Hogan in a crowd of screaming MURICAManiacs, would be the megadraw Vince was looking for.
Then the actual war happened, and the entire affair became ten times as tasteless. There were a few front-office workers considering quitting over this matter. There was talk about changing things up to avoid a potential PR nightmare, but Vince forged ahead.
His solution was to have them say on screen that they didn't condone Slaughter's actions. The question following that is fairly obvious: wrestling is scripted, so if you don't condone the actions, why is the guy who runs the company calling for them to happen? Slaughter himself wasn't a fan of the gimmick, but he knew his career was coming to an end and was gunning for a backstage role after that, so he thought he should be a good little boy for now. Also, a reminder that the USO turned down Hulk Hogan's patriotism tour.
After that column is over, Dave begins to reach his most scathing. He makes it clear that Slaughter being the champ is not the problem (maybe he figured someone would claim he was just mad about a finish). In fact, Slaughter himself is not to blame (he's just an employee, and as established above, the boss had leverage on him).
The blame must go to Vince McMahon, because he's being insincere while simultaneously bringing up serious, life-or-death matters. If you just want to sell tickets, you can very well do that without exploiting the deaths of thousands of people, which is the red line. He even compares it negatively to previous Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic winners from Fritz Von Erich (and a future winner in Atsushi Onita's recreation of the Brody stabbing). At least they only used the death of one person at a time to sell shows.
Hulk Hogan has to shoulder blame too, because he's such a celebrity he transcends the wrestling business and "becomes" his character. His words carry naturally more weight, and yet his actions are as carny as ever. His tours of scared and even grieving families are essentially just promotional visits for WM7. TL;DR - Vince and Hogan are being two-faced, and they need to either back up their "care" for the war effort by pivoting away from exploitation, or they need to stop pretending to care.
Whew, that was a lot. That's almost half the news in the issue. This is the sort of time I'd hope for someone in the company to be brave enough to break ranks and speak against this stuff. Okay, now on to news that isn't depressing...

EMLL is going back to running Arena Mexico, so expect more stars at those shows.
Among the various names expected by late February are Kamala and Skywalker Nitron.
Yes, I did only bring this up because of Skywalker Nitron, whom we've seen before. He should become a sort of mascot for this thread.

Update on Cien Caras' eye injury.
He saw a doctor about the eye that was hit by a thrown coin, and the prognosis isn't good. EMLL's top heel is now headed to the US to see if American doctors can do any better.
People actively choosing American healthcare. 1991 was a different time.

Vader is the new IWGP Heavyweight Champion, pinning Tatsumi Fujinami.
This was their best match in many months, and Fujinami's best since he returned. The decision to put the belt on Vader was last-minute and pretty much unexpected. He's now a double champion after retaining the CWA title over Rambo.
Belt Collector Vader, you love to see it.

Akira Maeda's latest UWF revival is starting to take shape.
Having apparently gained the right to use the UWF initials, their front office will open in about two weeks. Maeda's dedicated himself to this new promotion, not even finding time for the gym. The promotion is looking to be bankrolled by the Japan Federal Express. Oh, and they've signed Chris Dolman from right under NJPW's nose. NJPW went to have a letter printed in the press about Dolman having already agreed a deal and not being a man of his word... sounds like you just suck at closing.
This is certainly one to keep an eye on, because combat sport will change dramatically soon...

Back to Iraq, sort of, as Antonio Inoki has inspired the popular imagination.
He's in politics now, and gained a lot of national fame from going to Iraq to negotiate hostages from Saddam. So much so that four books on him have come out in the next six weeks.
He actually did this. A wrestler actually brought hostages back home, which is a fact I'll never get over. Maybe if Saudi Arabia ever decides to go rogue, WWE could defuse the situation by sending Goldberg over. I know it would work on me.

One of AJW's greats is having her final show this March.
Noriyo Tateno, of the Jumping Bomb Angels, is set to retire on March 17 (after having turned 26, as is the tradition). She's not looking to stop wrestling, though; she might go to FMW or JWP. However, her preferred destination is to break in to the United States, so LPWA may be her direction.
I always thought it was stupid that AJW forcibly retired women at 26. Sure, it forces a rotation in and out of main event talent, but what if the talent is just too good to lose? You're handing someone in their prime to another company. Also reinforces sexist attitudes, etc etc.

Meanwhile elsewhere in AJW, Aja Kong and Bison Kimura lost a hair vs. hair tag team match.
According to Dave, without their hair, Kong looks like TNT from Puerto Rico and Kimura looks like Sinead O'Connor. They were tag team champions at the time, and it was a non-title match, but they vacated the belts anyway.
I bring this up because I've played a few old databases in TEW, and I've noticed this before. There's definitely a resemblance between Aja Kong and the facepainted gimmick of Savio Vega...
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In USWA news, Kevin Von Erich is back.
He made his return on January 20 at the Metroplex Arena. Kevin did a few TV commercials with his daughter about being a wrestler again, and it even made the Dallas newspaper.
In 1991, where you could be a wholesome family man on screen... by the end of the decade, the business has gotten so edgy that that could never happen.

The next Clash of the Champions has been moved.
It was meant to be at the CNN Center, but got moved to Gainesville because of tightened security at CNN's headquarters (you guessed it, that annoying little Gulf War again).
This has likely scuppered a planned special entrance. Had the show been held at the Center, Ranger Ross would have rappelled down from the ceiling, and that appears to be off now.
It keeps happening, that damn Middle Eastern conflict ruining wrestling...

WCW are going back to old tactics, with good results.
They've sent a guy to work in each town where there's TV tapings a week ahead of time, to promote locally. Full houses and improved crowd enthusiasm have caused this move to pay off. He's also been claiming he has a mystery team to face Doom, which turns out to be the Fabulous Freebirds (with Diamond Dallas Page as their manager). The promoter man's name? C.M. Christ.
I saw that name and thought... Bit of a gimmick change for Punk, isn't it?

The Jesse Ventura/Roddy Piper show, Tag Team, has its pilot date set.
The hour-long pilot will air on January 26 at 10pm on ABC. No mention of whether hopes are high for it.
From what I've heard, it was total shit. Oh well. That concept had potential though.

In Oregon news, Bart Sawyer is leaning into his pop culture-inspired gimmick.
He lost a hair vs. hair match, and tellingly it wasn't a full cut, only enough to get his hair to look more Bart Simpson-like. On top of that, he's dyed the rest of it Simpsons-yellow.
Simpler times, when the Simpsons were actually cool. I know I'm comparing to the Attitude Era again, but remember when Golga liked South Park and that was treated as weird and creepy? Yeah, different time.

WWF continues to hunt for a Native American character.
Charlie Norris got a tryout in all the stereotypical dress, much like Chris Chavis did last week. WWF really want this role to be filled, because they're responding to the success of Dances With Wolves. Supposedly Norris is closest in line for the job as Vince's vision is a guy who dances, rather than wrestles, and Norris is a better dancer.
Very literal interpretation of the movie's title there. Maybe they'd bring him out to dance with guys in wolf suits? (Not completely joking there - WCW will go on to do something similar with bears.)

Chris Benoit isn't returning home after his tours of Japan.
The man who works as "Pegasus Kid" is so dedicated to his development, he's staying in Japan in between tours to train with Jushin Liger.
That's a lesson about hard work, kids. Except that hard work won't normally give you so many concussions it turns your brain to mush and convinces you to kill your family.

Joe Pedicino's adventures in getting the GWF on TV appear to be a success.
His promotion of GWF at the NATPE Market and Conference saw him pick up 18 TV slots, as well as possibly getting a syndication deal, though that's not confirmed. He won't see the airwaves for a few months at least, as no new TV will be filmed until March. He seems to be the only success story of that convention, though, as most executives went home early, because of the announcement of... yep, that Gulf War again!
It just keeps coming back, doesn't it?

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The rest continues the theme of being very unusual, with an extended creative writing piece about Dusty Rhodes coming back to WCW, ending the Gulf War, and feuding with Jose Gonzalez for some reason. It's all very bizarre, and not as humorous as it's meant to be. It's part-written by Mark Madden, though, so not unexpected.

One more thing: It's mentioned that Dave was timing everyone's entrances to the Rumble. He wasn't lying - a table of the times is at the bottom. Road Warrior Hawk is first, at only 4.67, with Animal not far behind. The longest walk goes to Mr. Perfect, who took over 30 seconds. Then there's a bunch of topical references to people who weren't involved in the Rumble, of which my personal favourite is Art Barr ("6.95, but he plea bargained it down to 4.96").

NEXT ISSUE: WWF attempts to start a feud with Dave and there's very little actual news as a result.
 
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