Got in a bumper to bumper accident while I was with my buddy when we were in minnesota for a few days visiting his uncle (we went to the target center for a WWE taping and didn't feel like spending money for a motel/hotel room) anyways, one of these days, I'm driving his uncle's pickup truck and we're at a holiday gas station.
It was during the "rush hour", so there was alot of traffic, my 'bud' wanted to go buy smokes, so we pull up in the lot and it is PACKED and I don't hold up well in the clutch. So I try and fit the truck in this tight space between a van and a car and I hear this really loud "CRUNCH" ....
I'm sittin' there in my biting my right knuckle cringe stance... I started backing out and we just saw hunks of metal fall off the car then my buddy is like "just go, go go go!"
so we peel out of there (almost bump into a truck) and go through the backroads and we're all trying to come up with a plan...
I was kinda mad and was sorta blaming him in my head cause I think I'm going to jail and everyone's gonna know I suck at driving or something, idk I was just embrassed, but there was still some idk, "Adrenaline" so we kinda busted up laughing/trying to idk play it off or something.
We were kinda trying to make jokes of the situation, like what the owner of the car's reaction was, we were saying something along the lines of, "I bet it was some old fat guy dragging a roll of toilet paper eating a doughnut, running out of there like 'Who the fuck did this to my car!? You little shits!". Idk, just dumb jokes there.
Anyways we pull up at his uncle's place and he's an Older dude, he doesn't really notice anything cause the truck only had a couple dents/scratches on the passenger side and I made sure to park the truck in a certain 'Can only see the driver's side' way.
He asks where we've been and we just kinda lied and shit.
We went back to Wisconsin in my car and kinda got away with a crime I think....
don't narc ni'ggaz.
