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1. Taka Michinoku (c) vs. Petey Williams vs. Psicosis vs. Kid Kash
The show kicked off with a four man elimination match for the Television Championship. It was not lost on many in attendance that four seperate countries were represented, and fans from each cheered on "their" wrestler with gusto. Kid Kash was the first to go down after being hit with a hurrancanra from the top rope by Psicosis and subsequently splashed by Taka. However, the champion was caught off guard by Psicosis, who rolled him up, used the tights for leverage and got the three count. Psicosis continued the offensive on Petey but at the end he ducked his head one too many times, allowing Petey to counter into a thunderous Canadian Destroyer for the win. After the match, Petey celebrated with a couple of Canadian fans in the front row before getting on the mic and promising to give each man a rematch.
2. Sid Vicious vs. Doink
In the shortest match on the card, Doink allowed Sid to kick him in the gut and hit a Power Bomb for the pin. Afterwards, Sid sat in the corner waiting for Doink to recover. Once he did, he got on the mic and said he's the wild card in SFW and that Sid is his new partner. Doink, apparently as crazy as the Joker, went on to say that he'll watch SWF burn before he's happy and that he's creating a new stable, The Crazies, before promising new members soon. He then whispered something in Sid's ear that caused the big guy to laugh maniacally before hoisting Doink on his shoulders and heading to the back.
3. 10 Man Gauntlet Match for a shot at the Television Championship - Participants are Archibald Peck, Sam Houston, Shark Boy, D-Ray 3000, Damien Sandow, Bo Dallas, Jigsaw, The Shard, Tursas and Iron Mike Sharpe
Next up was the 10 Man Gauntlet Match for a chance to face new champ Petey Williams for the Television Title at a later date. Former tag team partners D-Ray 3000 and Shark Boy started things off and engaged in a fair bit of comedy before getting down to business. Shark Boy managed the win on a roll up but apologized to his friend afterwards. D-Ray was upset and refused to shake his hand, which left Shark Boy upset and easy pickings for the next entrant, Tursas. After eliminating Shark Boy, Tursas proceeded to dominate, taking out Sam Houston, Archibald Peck, Jigsaw and The Shard in short order. He finally met his match when Iron Mike Sharpe entered and hit the new move he'd been talking about for weeks leading up to the PPV, a jumping double-arm DDT. Even the mighty Tursas couldn't withstand the force of the move and was quickly covered for the pin. Sharpe didn't have long to celebrate though, as Bo Dallas appeared from under the ring and rolled him up for the pin. Dallas was jumping up and down celebrating his "victory" when Damien Sandow's music hit and he hit the ring running. Dallas was peppered with lefts, rights and a running elbow before Sandow hit the You're Welcome and covered him for the pin. With that, Damien Sandow became the number one contender to the Television Championship and was quick to point out that he'd defeat Petey Williams just as easily as he'd defeated the nine other men in the match.
4. The Miracle Violence Connection vs. The Towering Infernoquakes vs. Stan Hansen & Bruiser Brody
Fans in attendance were both shocked and awed at the spectacle that took place next. Perhaps putting all six of these men in the ring at the same time wasn't the best idea, but it certainly led to what can only be described as watching something akin to a sharknado. All six men beat each other from pillar to post before spilling to the outside. There was a lot of action here, with some of the highlights including the MVC double back body-dropping Earthquake over the top ropes onto two tables on the outside, Bam Bam Bigelow headbutting everyone in the ring into oblivion (including his own partner!), Bruiser Brody beating up a fan that threw a bottle of pop at him at ringside, Stan Hansen and Terry Gordy having a lariat battle that only ended when Steve Williams hit Hansen with another lariat from behind and a grand total of six refs injured. The end came when Williams managed to get Bam Bam into the Oklahoma Stampede, scoring the pinfall for the MVC and making them the new number one contenders to the World Tag Titles.
5. Cesaro vs. Rusev
Next up was a hard fought battle that had American fans screaming at the top of their lungs in a show of support for Cesaro. The two beasts took it to each other from the opening bell, brawling all over the ring and eventually into the crowd. Neither man gave an inch and after 10 minutes of non-stop action it appeared as though the loser may be the first man to faint from exhaustion. Cesaro managed a huge European uppercut on Rusev and knocked the big man down. However, when he attempted to get the beast up into the Giant Swing, Lana jumped on the apron and distracted him. Cesaro calmly walked over and planted a huge kiss on Lana, which caused Rusev to see red. The Russian giant lost his mind and beat the hell out of Cesaro, eventually grabbing a chair and attempting to ram it down his throat. After repeated warnings from the referee, Rusev finally hit him with the chair too, causing commissioner Jack Tunney to come down and ring the bell. The match was awarded to Cesaro via disqualification, which served to further enrage Rusev as he continued the beating until he was finally dragged away by 20 police officers.
6. Strike Force (c) vs. Power & Glory w/Mr. Fuji
The battle for the World Tag Team Championships was up next, and the two teams wasted no time in getting things started, with a four-way brawl that was finally broken up by the referee. Martel and Hercules then squared off with Hercules getting the better of the situation, allowing P&G to go on the offensive. The two heels kept Martel in their corner, double-teaming him and making quick tags. Santana was frustrated but refused to enter the ring, preferring to try and rally Martel by leading the fans in a clap and chant. After Roma missed a headbutt, Martel was finally able to crawl over and make the hot tag to Santana, which sent the crowd into a frenzy! Santana quickly took out Roma and then hit the Flying Jalapeno on Hercules but Roma just managed to break up the count. Hercules then grabbed Santana while Roma distracted the ref and Mr. Fuji hopped up on the apron to hit him with his cane, only to have Santana duck and nail Hercules instead. Santana fell on Hercules for the pin and Strike Force retained the tag titles.
7. Jake Roberts vs. Mick Foley
Make no mistake folks, this one was a brawl, with way more action taking place outside of the ring than in it. Roberts, with no love lost for Foley, was merciless in his attack and really appeared to be trying to kill Foley on more than one occasion. Foley was as crazy as always, putting his own body on the line in order to damage Roberts. At one point in the match, Foley draped the steel barricade over Roberts and then hit an elbow drop onto it from the stage, injuring himself in the process. The two men then traded blows and ended up in the back and, eventually, the parking lot. Roberts carjacked a Volvo and tried to run Foley over but he got out of the way just in time, with Roberts crashing into a brick wall. Foley dragged him out of the car and the two continued to fight up a fire escape ladder on the outside of the building. Eventually the two reached the top of the ladder, taking turns bashing each others heads against the steel. They finally both fell from the top and landed on the car, bloody and battered. The referee was forced to declar the match a draw as the ambulances came to cart the two psychos away.
8. Rick Rude (c) vs. Val Venis
Up next was the Global Championship Match, which featured two of the best looking (in their own minds that is) wrestlers in SFW. The two started off in a technical match, with each trying to show the other up. Whenever one would best the other in a move, they'd then show off their bodies to the crowd. Finally, Venis did this one too many times and a quickly recovered Rude kneed him in the back. Rude then took control of the match, hitting Venis with a piledriver and a couple of clotheslines. He had Venis set up for the Rude Awakening but his girlfriend appeared at ringside, pleading with him not to hurt Val. Rude went over to tell her off but Venis jumped him from behind and pushed him into the ringpost. Dazed, Rude stumbled back into the ring and fell down. Venis kissed Rude's girlfriend and then headed up for the Money Shot, but Rude got his knees up at the last second and Val rolled on the mat in pain. Rude hopped up, hit the Rude Awakening and scored the pinfall to retain the Global Championship.
9. Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Vader
In the main event of the evening, Daniel Bryan squared off against the man they call Vader for the World Heavyweight Championship. Things didn't look good for Bryan at the beginning, as Vader beat him senseless and tossed him around the ring like a rag doll. This continued for a good 5 minutes as the fans sat in shocked silence, watching the behemoth destroy their champion. Vader had Bryan measured for a running clothesline but Bryan luckily managed to duck out of the way and Vader tumbled to the floor. Bryan, a bloody mess, managed to get up onto the apron and hit Vader with a big running knee to the outside. He then headed to the top and hit Vader with an axe handle before tossing him back in the ring. Once inside, he went to the top again and hit the missile dropkick on Vader right as he was standing up. He headed down and attempted a pin but Vader kicked out. Vader then kicked Bryan in the gut and set him up for the Vader Bomb, but as he lifted him high above his head, Bryan reversed it and snapped on the Yes Lock! Vader refused to tap though, and eventually made the ropes. In desperation, Bryan let go of the move and tried for the running knee, but Vader grabbed him in the Vader Bomb and slammed him to the canvas. Amazingly, Bryan managed to kick out after two and a half and while Vader was protesting with the ref, hit the running knee for the victory. Bryan celebrated but Vader attacked him and hit three vicious Vader Bombs before leaving the ring with the championship belt as the cameras faded.
Be sure to catch all the fallout on this weeks episode of Saturday Night Slam Masters.
The show kicked off with a four man elimination match for the Television Championship. It was not lost on many in attendance that four seperate countries were represented, and fans from each cheered on "their" wrestler with gusto. Kid Kash was the first to go down after being hit with a hurrancanra from the top rope by Psicosis and subsequently splashed by Taka. However, the champion was caught off guard by Psicosis, who rolled him up, used the tights for leverage and got the three count. Psicosis continued the offensive on Petey but at the end he ducked his head one too many times, allowing Petey to counter into a thunderous Canadian Destroyer for the win. After the match, Petey celebrated with a couple of Canadian fans in the front row before getting on the mic and promising to give each man a rematch.
2. Sid Vicious vs. Doink
In the shortest match on the card, Doink allowed Sid to kick him in the gut and hit a Power Bomb for the pin. Afterwards, Sid sat in the corner waiting for Doink to recover. Once he did, he got on the mic and said he's the wild card in SFW and that Sid is his new partner. Doink, apparently as crazy as the Joker, went on to say that he'll watch SWF burn before he's happy and that he's creating a new stable, The Crazies, before promising new members soon. He then whispered something in Sid's ear that caused the big guy to laugh maniacally before hoisting Doink on his shoulders and heading to the back.
3. 10 Man Gauntlet Match for a shot at the Television Championship - Participants are Archibald Peck, Sam Houston, Shark Boy, D-Ray 3000, Damien Sandow, Bo Dallas, Jigsaw, The Shard, Tursas and Iron Mike Sharpe
Next up was the 10 Man Gauntlet Match for a chance to face new champ Petey Williams for the Television Title at a later date. Former tag team partners D-Ray 3000 and Shark Boy started things off and engaged in a fair bit of comedy before getting down to business. Shark Boy managed the win on a roll up but apologized to his friend afterwards. D-Ray was upset and refused to shake his hand, which left Shark Boy upset and easy pickings for the next entrant, Tursas. After eliminating Shark Boy, Tursas proceeded to dominate, taking out Sam Houston, Archibald Peck, Jigsaw and The Shard in short order. He finally met his match when Iron Mike Sharpe entered and hit the new move he'd been talking about for weeks leading up to the PPV, a jumping double-arm DDT. Even the mighty Tursas couldn't withstand the force of the move and was quickly covered for the pin. Sharpe didn't have long to celebrate though, as Bo Dallas appeared from under the ring and rolled him up for the pin. Dallas was jumping up and down celebrating his "victory" when Damien Sandow's music hit and he hit the ring running. Dallas was peppered with lefts, rights and a running elbow before Sandow hit the You're Welcome and covered him for the pin. With that, Damien Sandow became the number one contender to the Television Championship and was quick to point out that he'd defeat Petey Williams just as easily as he'd defeated the nine other men in the match.
4. The Miracle Violence Connection vs. The Towering Infernoquakes vs. Stan Hansen & Bruiser Brody
Fans in attendance were both shocked and awed at the spectacle that took place next. Perhaps putting all six of these men in the ring at the same time wasn't the best idea, but it certainly led to what can only be described as watching something akin to a sharknado. All six men beat each other from pillar to post before spilling to the outside. There was a lot of action here, with some of the highlights including the MVC double back body-dropping Earthquake over the top ropes onto two tables on the outside, Bam Bam Bigelow headbutting everyone in the ring into oblivion (including his own partner!), Bruiser Brody beating up a fan that threw a bottle of pop at him at ringside, Stan Hansen and Terry Gordy having a lariat battle that only ended when Steve Williams hit Hansen with another lariat from behind and a grand total of six refs injured. The end came when Williams managed to get Bam Bam into the Oklahoma Stampede, scoring the pinfall for the MVC and making them the new number one contenders to the World Tag Titles.
5. Cesaro vs. Rusev
Next up was a hard fought battle that had American fans screaming at the top of their lungs in a show of support for Cesaro. The two beasts took it to each other from the opening bell, brawling all over the ring and eventually into the crowd. Neither man gave an inch and after 10 minutes of non-stop action it appeared as though the loser may be the first man to faint from exhaustion. Cesaro managed a huge European uppercut on Rusev and knocked the big man down. However, when he attempted to get the beast up into the Giant Swing, Lana jumped on the apron and distracted him. Cesaro calmly walked over and planted a huge kiss on Lana, which caused Rusev to see red. The Russian giant lost his mind and beat the hell out of Cesaro, eventually grabbing a chair and attempting to ram it down his throat. After repeated warnings from the referee, Rusev finally hit him with the chair too, causing commissioner Jack Tunney to come down and ring the bell. The match was awarded to Cesaro via disqualification, which served to further enrage Rusev as he continued the beating until he was finally dragged away by 20 police officers.
6. Strike Force (c) vs. Power & Glory w/Mr. Fuji
The battle for the World Tag Team Championships was up next, and the two teams wasted no time in getting things started, with a four-way brawl that was finally broken up by the referee. Martel and Hercules then squared off with Hercules getting the better of the situation, allowing P&G to go on the offensive. The two heels kept Martel in their corner, double-teaming him and making quick tags. Santana was frustrated but refused to enter the ring, preferring to try and rally Martel by leading the fans in a clap and chant. After Roma missed a headbutt, Martel was finally able to crawl over and make the hot tag to Santana, which sent the crowd into a frenzy! Santana quickly took out Roma and then hit the Flying Jalapeno on Hercules but Roma just managed to break up the count. Hercules then grabbed Santana while Roma distracted the ref and Mr. Fuji hopped up on the apron to hit him with his cane, only to have Santana duck and nail Hercules instead. Santana fell on Hercules for the pin and Strike Force retained the tag titles.
7. Jake Roberts vs. Mick Foley
Make no mistake folks, this one was a brawl, with way more action taking place outside of the ring than in it. Roberts, with no love lost for Foley, was merciless in his attack and really appeared to be trying to kill Foley on more than one occasion. Foley was as crazy as always, putting his own body on the line in order to damage Roberts. At one point in the match, Foley draped the steel barricade over Roberts and then hit an elbow drop onto it from the stage, injuring himself in the process. The two men then traded blows and ended up in the back and, eventually, the parking lot. Roberts carjacked a Volvo and tried to run Foley over but he got out of the way just in time, with Roberts crashing into a brick wall. Foley dragged him out of the car and the two continued to fight up a fire escape ladder on the outside of the building. Eventually the two reached the top of the ladder, taking turns bashing each others heads against the steel. They finally both fell from the top and landed on the car, bloody and battered. The referee was forced to declar the match a draw as the ambulances came to cart the two psychos away.
8. Rick Rude (c) vs. Val Venis
Up next was the Global Championship Match, which featured two of the best looking (in their own minds that is) wrestlers in SFW. The two started off in a technical match, with each trying to show the other up. Whenever one would best the other in a move, they'd then show off their bodies to the crowd. Finally, Venis did this one too many times and a quickly recovered Rude kneed him in the back. Rude then took control of the match, hitting Venis with a piledriver and a couple of clotheslines. He had Venis set up for the Rude Awakening but his girlfriend appeared at ringside, pleading with him not to hurt Val. Rude went over to tell her off but Venis jumped him from behind and pushed him into the ringpost. Dazed, Rude stumbled back into the ring and fell down. Venis kissed Rude's girlfriend and then headed up for the Money Shot, but Rude got his knees up at the last second and Val rolled on the mat in pain. Rude hopped up, hit the Rude Awakening and scored the pinfall to retain the Global Championship.
9. Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Vader
In the main event of the evening, Daniel Bryan squared off against the man they call Vader for the World Heavyweight Championship. Things didn't look good for Bryan at the beginning, as Vader beat him senseless and tossed him around the ring like a rag doll. This continued for a good 5 minutes as the fans sat in shocked silence, watching the behemoth destroy their champion. Vader had Bryan measured for a running clothesline but Bryan luckily managed to duck out of the way and Vader tumbled to the floor. Bryan, a bloody mess, managed to get up onto the apron and hit Vader with a big running knee to the outside. He then headed to the top and hit Vader with an axe handle before tossing him back in the ring. Once inside, he went to the top again and hit the missile dropkick on Vader right as he was standing up. He headed down and attempted a pin but Vader kicked out. Vader then kicked Bryan in the gut and set him up for the Vader Bomb, but as he lifted him high above his head, Bryan reversed it and snapped on the Yes Lock! Vader refused to tap though, and eventually made the ropes. In desperation, Bryan let go of the move and tried for the running knee, but Vader grabbed him in the Vader Bomb and slammed him to the canvas. Amazingly, Bryan managed to kick out after two and a half and while Vader was protesting with the ref, hit the running knee for the victory. Bryan celebrated but Vader attacked him and hit three vicious Vader Bombs before leaving the ring with the championship belt as the cameras faded.
Be sure to catch all the fallout on this weeks episode of Saturday Night Slam Masters.
