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Just started this up after saying I would for a few days. I'll throw my random thoughts out in here.
Opening match - Zero Gravity vs Keith Walker and Lamar Titan.
Zero G started off very slowly which surprised me, I expected them to be like firecrackers straight off the bat but it just didn't. Lamar has some of the worst reaction times I've ever seen. Anyone seen Punk wrestling in ROH's training camp thing when he's doing those rolls? It's that bad. Walker is a phenomenal power house though, he hit the ring and tossed shit his choke suplex was sick. Zero G's suplex into a 450 is pretty god damn sweet though. Walker laying out Lamar was welcome, he's a great monster. Hey Honkey Tonk would have marked.
Meh promo from Mustafa Ali ( I think that was his name) his I'm not a terrorist line made me think of Mohammed Hassan though which was a mini markout.
smurfs in Paris vs C&C wrestle factory.
Taylor is going to the bar? What a stud, please scare some little kids. Fuck drawing those little shits back they need to learn. Hasn't Gargano been rocking short hair for a while? Leg count is a cute spot if nothing else, go Johnny G work it baby. Taylor stealing a hat from the crowd is the most interesting thing to happen so far and the ref needs to get out of the ring? You tell him Chucky. Slow but expected start, they'll pick up the pace shortly... hopefully.
Chuck has a pretty sweet dropkick, he's carried my interest in the early going who knows maybe I'm that big of afag mark. Shimmy and stomps @Stopspot got a gif of that, I think you're the only person sad enough to have seen this except me. I love Coleman working on Gargano in the corner, it's simple but great psychology. OH HELL NO DID HE SHIMMA THAT TAYLOR CONTENT @MODS FIX THIS ASHLEY. Pace has picked up now off the tag. Eddie Kingston is coming later 
Johnny with the tea bag cover
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Better than the first. Bombs were dropped.
Matt Cage promo, he has a nice tempo when speaking. I'm a fan of this guy on the mic at least, he has something special about him.
Daft Punk and kicking fans? I'm into these cheesy ass mofos. OH SHIT HES WEARING TASSLES why don't more people wear tassles in wrassling anymore?
Crane pulling out the karate kid poses? Shit I'm impressed. He's so random I dig it, he'll never get out of these kind of shows but if the guys enjoy it I tend to too. I pretty much dig this commentary team, reminds me of what kind of shit a forum podcast would produce. Ali should be heel but seems to be the face, I'm confused with this structure and don't like it. Crane has a mad style like literally mad I like it. Hero name drop OHNO. This show has a lot of overly choregraphed stuff so far, struggling to get into a lot of it. Sweet superkick to the back of the head, the noise was pretty sweet. Sweet knee drop, Millah was the MVP for that match I dig him but he poses too much. His kicking style is a joy to watch though and he transitions between moves so well.
OH SHIT JIMMY JACOBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More people need to respect this guy on the mic. His emotional range is so good, he flips between Foley and Roberts in style on a dime.
Silas be here, finally time for a real man.
End of part 1 damn.
Opening match - Zero Gravity vs Keith Walker and Lamar Titan.
Zero G started off very slowly which surprised me, I expected them to be like firecrackers straight off the bat but it just didn't. Lamar has some of the worst reaction times I've ever seen. Anyone seen Punk wrestling in ROH's training camp thing when he's doing those rolls? It's that bad. Walker is a phenomenal power house though, he hit the ring and tossed shit his choke suplex was sick. Zero G's suplex into a 450 is pretty god damn sweet though. Walker laying out Lamar was welcome, he's a great monster. Hey Honkey Tonk would have marked.
Meh promo from Mustafa Ali ( I think that was his name) his I'm not a terrorist line made me think of Mohammed Hassan though which was a mini markout.
smurfs in Paris vs C&C wrestle factory.
Taylor is going to the bar? What a stud, please scare some little kids. Fuck drawing those little shits back they need to learn. Hasn't Gargano been rocking short hair for a while? Leg count is a cute spot if nothing else, go Johnny G work it baby. Taylor stealing a hat from the crowd is the most interesting thing to happen so far and the ref needs to get out of the ring? You tell him Chucky. Slow but expected start, they'll pick up the pace shortly... hopefully.
Chuck has a pretty sweet dropkick, he's carried my interest in the early going who knows maybe I'm that big of a
Johnny with the tea bag cover
:Better than the first. Bombs were dropped.
Matt Cage promo, he has a nice tempo when speaking. I'm a fan of this guy on the mic at least, he has something special about him.
Daft Punk and kicking fans? I'm into these cheesy ass mofos. OH SHIT HES WEARING TASSLES why don't more people wear tassles in wrassling anymore?
Crane pulling out the karate kid poses? Shit I'm impressed. He's so random I dig it, he'll never get out of these kind of shows but if the guys enjoy it I tend to too. I pretty much dig this commentary team, reminds me of what kind of shit a forum podcast would produce. Ali should be heel but seems to be the face, I'm confused with this structure and don't like it. Crane has a mad style like literally mad I like it. Hero name drop OHNO. This show has a lot of overly choregraphed stuff so far, struggling to get into a lot of it. Sweet superkick to the back of the head, the noise was pretty sweet. Sweet knee drop, Millah was the MVP for that match I dig him but he poses too much. His kicking style is a joy to watch though and he transitions between moves so well.
OH SHIT JIMMY JACOBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More people need to respect this guy on the mic. His emotional range is so good, he flips between Foley and Roberts in style on a dime.
Silas be here, finally time for a real man.
End of part 1 damn.
