The Rock: Oh So you want to get the geased, bingo hall star, Raven; Well The Rock has no choice but to sign someone to equal that star power, that's right, The Rock is signing Roderick Strong with The Truth Martini!
Mick Foley goes to talk but he's suddenly interrupted by Ric Flair on the titantron.
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Hold up Mick, Mick, I know you're not the wheelin', dealin', jet flyin' son of a gun like me but I have something to say, while all this is fine and dandy from now on, for the rest of the Male Roster; YOU GET TO PICK SIX AT TIME... SO GET ON IT ROCK, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Rock removes his shades and answers back.
The Rock: Well The Rock has to make SIX choices, the Rocky hasn't got the time to think about this, so here it goes, I'll take the bitch with a lisp, Jack Swagger; Not only that but the Rock will pick up that weird Son of a Bitch know as Jon Moxley! Followed by a giant ass whoopin from the giant Super Mex, Hernandez. The Rock isn't finished there, oh no because the Rock is also gonna be taking that Fat Asian Woman called Morishama followed by that Guerrero that can't even beat a Midget and FINALLY the Rock will take the man who even makes the Rock laugh... COLT CABANA!