S.H.I.T. Reborn - Superstars Having International Tussles (The New Sim League)

[Sky]

Hey, remember KIF's Sim League? You may not want to remember KIF, but remember his Sim League? That was cool. We all had wrestlers to follow and the results were randomised. So I'm doing it again. Yay!

S.H.I.T. - Superstars Having International Tussles
I'm Sticking With This Name, Deal With It

How It Works
You choose one wrestler from all of history. It was previously three, but I want to maximise the number of people who can take part.
Two rules for wrestler choice.
ONE: your wrestler can never have been a World Champion. That is, they can never have won any of the belts listed below.
TWO: male wrestlers only (just because what counts as a women's World Champion is kind of murky when you go into history).

Spoiler: Disqualifying Belts

Any wrestler who has won any of the following may not be submitted.

Original World Heavyweight Championship (Gotch/Hackenschmidt era)

WWE Championship
(WWE) World Heavyweight Championship
WWE Universal Championship
WCW World Heavyweight Championship
ECW World Heavyweight Championship (original ECW only, not WWECW)
NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship
AWA World Heavyweight Championship
TNA World Championship
AEW World Championship
ROH World Championship
MLW World Heavyweight Championship

IWGP World Heavyweight Championship (and its predecessor belts)
Triple Crown Championship (and its predecessor belts)
GHC Heavyweight Championship

CMLL World (weight class) Championship (as CMLL recognises all of its weight classes as equal, all of the singles CMLL championships with "World" and a weight class are disqualifying, from Heavyweight all the way down to Micro-Estrella)
AAA Mega Championship (and its predecessor belts)

I reserve the right to do what I like with a worker that becomes disqualified during SHIT's operation. You may select a new one afterward.

Roster

Bad News Brown (Booty)
Biff Busick (BookerMan)
Brian Adams (BattleTank)
Brooklyn Brawler (Wang)
Bryan Clark (Looch)
Dan the Dad (Jeff)
Darby Allin (Skyefire)
Earthquake (Barry)
Griffin McCoy (Blaine)
Hardcore Holly (EC)
Haystacks Calhoun (#RicSolarFlair)
Hirooki Goto (DC)
HOOK (Blaze)
Irwin R. Schyster (LHR)
Jake Roberts (Crocker)
James Ellsworth (Sabs)
Jason Jordan (OMB)
Jey Uso (Butters)
Jimmy Jacobs (Gurry)
Maven (BSE)
Naked Dominik Mysterio (Jimmy King)
Naked Mideon (Storm)
Orange Cassidy (Wiseman)
Rene Dupree (Beavie)
Rikishi (Mando)
Rockstar Spud (Gipper)
Roddy Piper (Lethal)
Scott Hall (Cwalker)
Test (Y2Jayne)
The British Bulldog (Dale)
The Machine (Deezy)
Tyson Kidd (Roy Mustang)
UltraMantis Black (Cake)
Umaga (RDT)
Viscera (Chris)
Wade Barrett (Nostradamus)

Alliances

Spoiler: Teams

Bad to Worse - Bad News Brown and Scott Hall
DIFQ (Do It For Quake) - Earthquake and Jimmy Jacobs
HOOK and Hammer - HOOK and Wade Barrett
JOB Squad International - Brooklyn Brawler, James Ellsworth, and Rockstar Spud
KroniK - Brian Adams and Bryan Clark
My Dark Son - Dan the Dad and UltraMantis Black
Samoan Murder Party - Umaga and Rikishi
The World's Fattest Tag Team - Viscera and Haystacks Calhoun
Top Militia - Griffin McCoy and Rene Dupree
Yeet My Meat - Jey Uso and Naked Mideon

Titles

SHIT Supreme Championship

Spoiler: Supreme

1. Wade Barrett [0 defences] - beats Haystacks Calhoun at SHIT Debut Event: King SHIT
2. Brian Adams [2 defences] - beats Barrett at SHIT Dynamic Duos

SHIT Tag Team Championship

Spoiler: Tags

1. DIFQ (Earthquake/Jimmy Jacobs) [3 defences] - beats World's Fattest Tag Team (Haystacks Calhoun/Viscera) at SHIT Dynamic Duos
2. Samoan Murder Party (Umaga/Rikishi) [0 defences] beats DIFQ at SHIT St. Anger

SHIT Chaotic Championship

Spoiler: Chaotic

1. Tyson Kidd [0 defences] - wins a 10-Man Junkyard Royale at SHIT Sweet Insanity
2. Jake Roberts [1 defences] - beats Kidd at SHIT Shadow Work

Show List

Spoiler: Shows

SHIT Debut Show: King SHIT
SHIT Dynamic Duos
SHIT Raditude
SHIT Sweet Insanity
SHIT Shadow Work
SHIT St. Anger

 

[Bobby Barrows]

John Tenta

 

[Vegeta]

Give me Hook.

 

[Chris]

Can I get a waiver for Chris Candido bc his NWA title run was during some of the darker days of the title and he has legacy with the original sim league

 

[Sky]

Can I get a waiver for Chris Candido bc his NWA title run was during some of the darker days of the title and he has legacy with the original sim league

Eh if I give a waiver to you I'm gonna have to give waivers to everyone sorryyyyy

 

[Sky]

John Tenta

Which gimmick do you prefer for him? I can do Earthquake, Shark, or bizarrely-old-looking Japan Tenta

 

[Chris]

Fair, then let me role with Viscera again

 

[Vegeta]

Honestly, I wouldn’t care personally and wouldn’t try to waiver my way to anyone else lol.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Which gimmick do you prefer for him? I can do Earthquake, Shark, or bizarrely-old-looking Japan Tenta

Specifically Canadian Earthquake, for there is no better.

 

[CakeWalker]

damn David Arquette was my go too.

UltraMantis Black

 

[Vegeta]

damn David Arquette was my go too.

UltraMantis Black

It’s so wild they David Arquette is a former world champion, when so many other people who should have been one, aren’t lol

 

[RDT]

Umaga

 

[BattleTank]

This looks fun. I’ll go with Kona Crush

 

[Storm Trooper]

Naked Mideon

 

[Sky]

Gonna tag the squad real quick

Spoiler: Tags

@Moose
@Butters
@El Jefro Blanco
@Jungle Daddy
@Jake Awesome
@Hoss Alexander
@Sky Tiger
@#Waddles
@The Gurricane
@Wiseman
@Jimmy King
@WelshyBOI
@Skyefire
@Buffy
@Dubble J
@Nostradamus
@Swerve
@Y2Jayne
@Lady Redfield
@Cwalker
@Vampire Quinn
@Dale
@Sabretooth
@TOP GUY TIME
@Wangman Page
@John McHenry
@Mandalorian
@Roy Mustang
@Stojy
@Lethal
@Crocker
@Tommy Bedlam
@The Gipper
@DoflaMihawk
@BSE
@Emb
@DammitC
@Jobber Doink