Ruin a childhood song

[Nostradamus]

The idea is simple. You take a childhood song (preferably the most innocent one you can think of) and turn it as dark as possible, as an example, here's mine:

To the tune of "Under The Sea" from The Little Mermaid.

Inside the grave!
Inside the grave!

No one will wonder
When you're six feet under
Inside the grave!

*dododododo dododo dodo*

 

[Solid Snake]

"Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast...

I'm erect
I'm erect
How I'm walking is suspect
Let's just say
I walk this way
Because my a-
Nus has been wrecked
Not stiff-..legged, in disgrace
Caught red-handed and red-faced
Your expression doesn't calm me
Or detumesce my salami
On my pork - no control
Now the cameras start to roll
If it's broadcast live it could be called "neglect"
And now I'm feeling sick
Could someone stop this, quick!
'Cause I'm erect!
I'm erect!
I'm erect!

Spoiler

This isn't mine, I just think it is funny.

 

[The Gipper]

....I say this kinda ruins the song.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

Does this count?

 

[Solid Snake]

Does this count?

That is just someone mishearing the lyrics. Doesn't ruin the song lol

 

[Nikki Nitro]