RRW Segments

[Drag]

no

 

[Dojo]

i am janitor kenny omega i demand title

*bullet club hand*

 

[Harrison]

AJ Styles:
Commentators "Well here he is the worst iwt wrestler we have but he has his own show"
(the blackfire clothes rip)
Commentators "OMG LOOK PUPPIES"
The Blackfire " These are not my clothes but this is your last ride to hell as you last match you will be losing to the best wrestler in the world"
(crowd cheered)
The blackfire
"For the sake of the audidence here let me just tell everyone what you are
"U never pay the rent"
"Cat Delley will never love you"
"Keemstar will make a video about you"
"Cena can't see you as your sh*t"
"On the way home i hope you get boo and hit with stuff by fans"
"Lie in your promos all the time"
"Everyone don't even like you"

so people in the crowd please get this trending here tonight #COLEYOUSUCK

 

[Ovaldinho]

Hulk Ho: glad to announce i'm IC champ now! [smiles]
WHITES ONLY

 

[Drag]

*Ghost Pillman flies into backstage with the RRW title*

"So this is RRW huh? Looks like it's time to tame the wild beat known as R. R. WWWWWWW!!!!!!"

*Ghost Pillman fades into the abyss*

 

[Dojo]

I am a WHITE MALE, Hulk Hogan I challenge YOU

 

[Harrison]

styles sits cross legged in the ring

aj styles: so the top brass dont want us here eh? well im not leaving this ring! until reag the reagmaster gets out here

 

[Harrison]

AJ Styles:

 

[Dojo]

smirks

Kenny Omega: I AM HERE TO CLEAN U @The ReagMaster

sweeps floor with broom

 

[Dojo]

Which pm are talking about?

smirks

Kenny Omega: do u kno where u r, kid? u r in the R! R! W!!!!

nonexistent crowd has 0 reaction

 

[Dojo]

kenny omega walks out to a huge deafening pop

Kenny Omega:
I'm not like most girls Who only take just what they're given Like a plastic little princess Lucky for me I'm not like those girls Who only take it all for granted All they got is what they're handed Lucky for me I'm not like most girls I'm not like most girls My path to victory's infinite Run the game and never quitting it Lucky for me I'm not like those girls Toss out the book, burn the pages My destiny's a force of greatness Lucky for me I'm not like most girls Who only take just what they're given Like a plastic little princess Lucky for me I'm not like those girls Who only take it all for granted All they got is what they're handed Lucky for me I'm not like most girls I'm not like most girls Who only take just what they're given Like a plastic little princess Lucky for me I'm not like those girls Who only take it all for granted All they got is what they're handed Lucky for me I'm not like most girls I'm not like most girls My path to victory's infinite Run the game and never quitting it Lucky for me I'm not like those girls Toss out the book, burn the pages My destiny's a force of greatness Lucky for me I'm not like most girls Who only take just what they're given Like a plastic little princess Lucky for me I'm not like those girls Who only take it all for granted All they got is what they're handed Lucky for me I'm not like most girls

 

[CBK_15]

*Adam Cole arrives at the arena in a limo.*
Adam Cole: Another day, another shithole to conquer.
*Cole walks towards the locker room*

 

[Ovaldinho]

*Hulk's theme hits to a BIG POP! The crowd go mental for his arrival. A few SJWs vexed at him for his uhh racial comments but only a minority care. He flexes on his way down the ramp to the pleasure of the ladies in attendance, even converting a few filthy SJWs on his side of the debate*

Hulk: BROTHERS! BROTHERS! BROTHERS!

*crowd chant "HI BROTHER DUDE JACK"

Hulk: Ohhhh brother I got a bother! I'm in RRW Brother and I'm here ready to kick some ass!!!

*crowd POP*

Hulk: But today I ask KENNY OMEGA to come out to the RRW dangerzone and answer my ultimatum. I want to face you, but I also want to become..your ally.

*crowd oooo and ahhhhh*

Hulk: Omega, don't be an ALPHA and come real talk with me RIGHT NOW..brother!

*Crowd go mental*

@Kylojo Ren

 

[Dojo]

as the vocals kick in, RRW's Resident Weaboo Kenny Omega walks out onto the stage wearing an "I <3 ANIME" shirt. Kenny Omega gets on the mic and speaks Japanese. He stops and looks right at Hogan and then starts talking in English.

"I am sorry, Brother? But have you EVER wrestled in Japan?! Have you even played STREET FIGHTER?! I bet you don't even like ANIME!"

the camera cuts to a snot nosed punk in the crowd with a "I HATE SEX" shit on cheering loudly for Anime and Street Fighter.

"sure you can take your prayers and say your vitamins, hit the big boot and drop the leg, well guess what?! I wrestle in Japan and that means I am the greatest wrestler which means that I am going to CLEAN you UP, Brother!"

kenny omega does a finger gun gesture at Hulk Hogan.

@Ovaldinho

 

[Ovaldinho]

*Hogan comes down to the ring to a big applause, crowd ready to see Hogan go ham on Omega*
Hogan: Listen brother, only I, and the RRW crowd *crowd chant BROTHER* can say brother, brother...brother dude jack!

*crowd chant brother dude JACK*

Hogan: Nothing but love brother, but don't you research? I wrestled in the olden New Japan...all over there in the early 90s, I wrestled well brother. Take your hentai and shove it. But please, face me, then team with me. The two greatest North Americans to wrestle in New Japan. Sounds corn on the cob to me my man!

*crowd chant Neo Japan*