Royal Rumble Women's Match?

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Since the so called "Women's Revolution" we had a bunch of matches that included womens, the Hell in a Cell match, the kendo stick on a pole match, cage matches, no holds barred matches, etc and lately the Miss Money In the Bank that I liked btw. But I heard the rumors of a possible Royal Rumble match for the women, I know it's not happening anytime soon. But what are your thoughts on that. Good idea or bad idea?
 

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A three month build between two chicks without any physical contact is f*cking boring and tedious as he**.

From Rumble to Mania all we'll get is squawking back and forth and that would be pure sh*t.

It's the same for the men, so I suggest they make it interesting by going ahead and infusing demolition, chaos and destruction.
 

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I'll be funny if they only do 15 women as opposed to the 30 men royal rumble. Just because they always do the 30 minute iron woman matches unlike the 60 minute ironman match
 

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Even though womens wrestling picked up tremendously from what it used to be a couple years ago, most of the women are still very awkward in the ring if you ask me. Especially when there are a lot of them in 1 ring. So I don't know how exciting a rumble full of women would be but I guess they can promote the shit out of it because it's another "first" they can shove down our throats

so it's a big "whatever" for me. They could easily leave it out and I wouldn't be upset over it
 

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Are there even 30 women on the roster lol.

But no, they could all work really hard for an hour and have James Ellsworth win it before he's released to make cuts.
 

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it would be great but... is there enough of them to fill 30...? I mean if you add in some from nxt and maybe a return or two yeah... but... who in the world would be up for returning in that?
 

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I'd like to see it just to see people pretend to like it.
I wouldn't have to pretend...

it would be great but... is there enough of them to fill 30...?
I'm pretty sure if you combined the RAW, SmackDown & NXT rosters,
Mae Young Classic performers and possible surprise cameos from
legends I'm sure they could make up the 30 needed...of course that's
if they need 30 and don't go with 20.
 

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Bro half of the women can't even make a one vs. one match good, how are they going to make a match that's structured as a clusterfuck good?

This could be a good idea in the future when we have legit good women making up the majority of the roster. As for right now, no.

Bayley vs Sasha in an Iron Man was shit. Sasha vs Charlotte in an Iron Man was shit. Sasha vs Charlotte in HIAC was so underwhelming it wasn't even funny.

I'm not against women's wrestling at all, but if they truly want to be treated the same as the boys, I'm going to criticize them the same.
If you replace the women with men in any of the 3 matches I just mentioned, we'd shit all over them. Because they're not good matches.

I'm so fucking sick of everyone having orgasms about the women "making history" by doing all this shit. It doesn't mean a damn thing if the matches aren't good.

Go watch Asuka vs Nikki Cross' Last Woman Standing match on NXT. That's what you do. You make history.....by having a good match in a match that's taboo for the women. That match is legitimately good. As a TV match because that's what it was, not a PPV match.


How about we get a legit great women's roster before we put them in these matches?
 

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Bro half of the women can't even make a one vs. one match good, how are they going to make a match that's structured as a clusterfuck good?

This could be a good idea in the future when we have legit good women making up the majority of the roster. As for right now, no.

Bayley vs Sasha in an Iron Man was shit. Sasha vs Charlotte in an Iron Man was shit. Sasha vs Charlotte in HIAC was so underwhelming it wasn't even funny.

I'm not against women's wrestling at all, but if they truly want to be treated the same as the boys, I'm going to criticize them the same.
If you replace the women with men in any of the 3 matches I just mentioned, we'd shit all over them. Because they're not good matches.

I'm so fucking sick of everyone having orgasms about the women "making history" by doing all this shit. It doesn't mean a damn thing if the matches aren't good.

Go watch Asuka vs Nikki Cross' Last Woman Standing match on NXT. That's what you do. You make history.....by having a good match in a match that's taboo for the women. That match is legitimately good. As a TV match because that's what it was, not a PPV match.


How about we get a legit great women's roster before we put them in these matches?
Goofball post.

You're the same guy claiming A.J. Lee couldn't hang with the chicks of today. You then said Carmella was better.

I'm going to ignore the lemon posts where you claimed Charlotte was the greatest in the history of the sport, then followed that up saying Carmella was actually the greatest.

But today, half of these chicks can't make a one on one match good.

You back track faster than a cassette tape and lie more than a drug addict trying to explain away tardiness.

You'll find a way to explain yourself. Once that little hamster in your head starts spinning its wheel, you'll spout another half truth and soon people will be questioning their sanity once again.

You should be a politician. Better yet, you should be President. You lie, gas light and almost everything you say is full of sh*t
 
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I agree with him in principal. WWE can barely produce anything worth watching for the male wrestlers, and I'm gonna watch expecting to see quality women's matches? Just on like a dude level, I'm not gonna watch wrestling if the best thing on the show is the women's divison. I look at it like the WNBA.
 

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You're the same guy claiming A.J. Lee couldn't hang with the chicks of today. You then said Carmella was better.

Ayyyyyye das me.

I'm going to ignore the lemon posts where you claimed Charlotte was the greatest in the history of the sport, then followed that up saying Carmella was actually the greatest.

I think you've told me like 3 separate times that you're going to ignore it, but you're literally the only one who brings it up.

oh btw btw you say that I harp on our past conversations. The fuck you doing right now my guy?

But today, half of these chicks can't make a one on one match good.

Nah. They can't.

You'll find a way to explain yourself.

yo you're so in your feelings 24/7. It's fucking professional wrestling. Chill. Out.

Young man, this is a forum where we talk about a fake sport. I'm here to have a good time.
I joke around a lot. Pretty much everyone else on this website gets it except for you. The fact that you actually get angry with me and your leading point here is "oh but but, but Ryan! You, you, you said Charlotte was the greatest, but, but, but then you said Carmella was the greatest! haaaa don't you look stupid! I sure caught you with that because you're being completely serious and not just having fun here. Take that!" makes you look so damn sad, even more so because I didn't even mention you here. I was talking about the topic of the thread.

You responded to me, but didn't even mention anything that I said (like you always do). You mentioned nothing about the women's Rumble match even though that's what I was discussing. Does that not seem sad to you?

Grow up. AJ Lee is overrated. Eva Marie should never return to professional wrestling ever. Charlotte is the greatest. Carmella is the greatest. That one extra I saw a few weeks ago on an episode of Raw is the greatest. The Shockmaster is the greatest. Cameron is the greatest.

It's pro wrestling, young man. You should discuss it as such, not like whatever someone says is the end of the world.

Take a break, young man. Watch a Tyson Kidd match. Finish your homework. Go play outside.