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Jose Tortilla

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Dirk Diggler said:
*Cornwall

Don't be asscoiating them with us, that's like saying Belgium is in Holland or Xanth's in Sainsburys or whatever the opposite is to that joke Jonathan keeps on saying :nogusta:

I.... I..... I totally understand what you're saying..

I am sorry.
 

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Our house is always unlocked during day if ppl are in.
 

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:Dafuq:

Y'all don't have anything like this?

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Where you can simply only open it from the inside and open it with a key from the front?
 

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Why would we? No one bothers to rob anyone in Cornwall; there's nothing to rob. I'm surrounded by fields and like two houses consisting of old people. Security is something I need not worry about lmao. Unless of course the sheep go insane and try to rape me! :((
 

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Nope. Plus pointless as we leave ours unlocked so ppl can get in like family and friends etc its chocka at my place all the time always full of ppl.
 

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Dirk Diggler said:
:gtfo: this is a Britfag and friends thread over, you gave the world FTJ you've done enough damage.

#YOURWELCOME! :pipebomb:
 

Jose Tortilla

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Crayo said:
Why would we? No one bothers to rob anyone in Cornwall; there's nothing to rob. I'm surrounded by fields and like two houses consisting of old people. Security is something I need not worry about lmao. Unless of course the sheep go insane and try to rape me! :((

 

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Jose why would you have a door that can only be opened from the inside :dafuq:

Also yes, Royal Mail does suck.
 

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Crayo said:
GOAT show. I love you so much more that you know about it.

Johnny >

:obama:

Jonathan said:
Jose why would you have a door that can only be opened from the inside :dafuq:

Also yes, Royal Mail does suck.

:mad2:

You can open it from the inside with the door handle, and open it from the outside with a key. The doorknob is stuck to prevent SOMEONE TO COME IN YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED!

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Jose Tortilla said:
:obama:


:mad2:

You can open it from the inside with the door handle, and open it from the outside with a key. The doorknob is stuck to prevent SOMEONE TO COME IN YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED!

...

What if you lose your key and there's no one inside?
 

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Jonathan said:
What if you lose your key and there's no one inside?

Thats kinda the same as if we lose our keys lmao.
 

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Jonathan said:
What if you lose your key and there's no one inside?

Just not lose your key?

It ain't that hard, dude. I just keep my shit safe with me.