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Need a rant. I've been waiting on a replacement drivers licence for 4 weeks. After contacting the DVLA on two occassions they have tracked down that its been at a Royal Mail depot for 2 and a half weeks waiting to be sorted and sent. Wtf is that about? Rant over.
 

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Postman Pat's fault..

Dude's always late talking to all the people in the street...
 
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Jose Tortilla said:
Postman Pat's fault..

Dude's always late talking to all the people in the street...

Lol dude left his van door open the other day and lost half his post. spent the episode pulling letters out of hedges. lol yes i was watching it on tv at work.
 

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Our postage systems are shit, it's like at christmas "OMG 3 PEOPLE SENT CARDS OUT WE'RE ALL SNOWED UNDER THESE LETTERS" it's your fucking job get a hold of your sack :gtfo: there and deliver that shit like your heart depends on it :woo1:
 

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Cloud said:
Lol dude left his van door open the other day and lost half his post. spent the episode pulling letters out of hedges. lol yes i was watching it on tv at work.

Proper show to watch when there's nothing to do. :dawg:

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Our postage systems are shit, it's like at christmas "OMG 3 PEOPLE SENT CARDS OUT WE'RE ALL SNOWED UNDER THESE LETTERS" it's your fucking job get a hold of your sack :gtfo: there and deliver that shit like your heart depends on it :woo1:

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Dirk Diggler said:
Our postage systems are shit, it's like at christmas "OMG 3 PEOPLE SENT CARDS OUT WE'RE ALL SNOWED UNDER THESE LETTERS" it's your fucking job get a hold of your sack :gtfo: there and deliver that shit like your heart depends on it :woo1:

This.
 

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The other day the postman didn't even knock. He simply opened my door to put the package in the hallway, and he looked up to see me (alone in the house) naked.

True story. I walk naked in the house when I'm alone. Why wouldn't you knock? I sort of see why they'd do it if no one answered. He didn't acknowledge me though. He put it in the hallway, looked at me, was envious of my package, and then walked out depressed.
 
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The other day the postman didn't even knock. He simply opened my door to put the package in the hallway, and he looked up to see me (alone in the house) naked.

True story. I walk naked in the house when I'm alone. Why wouldn't you knock? I sort of see why they'd do it if no one answered. He didn't acknowledge me though. He put it in the hallway, looked at me, was envious of my package, and then walked out depressed.

Lol. Thats epic. Best i had was a builder come round at 2:30 am on his way home from the pub to quickly lift a floorboard back up as he had left his screwdriver underneath it and had remembered pissed up. So seeing a light on decided to do it on way home from pub haha.
 

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Crayo said:
The other day the postman didn't even knock. He simply opened my door to put the package in the hallway, and he looked up to see me (alone in the house) naked.

True story. I walk naked in the house when I'm alone. Why wouldn't you knock? I sort of see why they'd do it if no one answered. He didn't acknowledge me though. He put it in the hallway, looked at me, was envious of my package, and then walked out depressed.

Put a lock on your door?

The fuck is going on in that UK..:damnn:
 

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Why would I lock the door at like midday? The door was already unlocked for my brother to go to school etc. I'm just glad I was tidy downstairs ;). Made myself giggle with the awkward wink face.
 

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Jose Tortilla said:
Put a lock on your door?

The f*ck is going on in that UK..:damnn:

*Cornwall

Don't be asscoiating them with us, that's like saying Belgium is in Holland or Xanth's in Sainsburys or whatever the opposite is to that joke Jonathan keeps on saying :nogusta:
 

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IT'S NOT STRANGE TO HAVE YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED AT MIDDAY. IT'S NOT A CORNISH THING.

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FU Fry :sad:
 
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