Roses are red violets are blue...

[Shane]

This is a little game I came up with. The object of the game is to write a poem. The requirements are that it has to start with "roses are red, violets are blue"

And... GO

 

[Austin Bates]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to cum on you?

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Actually they are purple
Your sister has nice tits
Bye

 

[Deezy]

I don't write poems, they harder than my dick.

 

[Crippler]

Roses are red, Violets are blue
THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH, YOU FAT MOTHAFUCKER

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

 

[Deezy]

Violets are for the poor.

Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Violets are for the poor.

Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.

So fucking deep.

 

[Aurtle The Turtle]

 

[Deezy]

Getting that Valentine's day premium offer from pornhub?

 

[Smart Marx]

Getting that Valentine's day premium offer from pornhub?

Shit, they doing that again this year?

Might not be on for SmackDown Live tonight...

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Shit, they doing that again this year?

Might not be on for SmackDown Live tonight...

Yep. Better lube up.

 

[Deezy]

My boy!​

Been on a bender,Booze hooks n blow.......I'm a rock star!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Roses are red
Violets are purple, I think
This idea is unoriginal
So let's just fuckin' drink

And now this thread is for original puns.

 

[Deezy]