Ahh, stuck here in good ol' Knoxville as you all well know. As for things about it?
-A melting pot of several different types of people. Sure, most of them are drunk, but we have everything from blonde bombshells to new-age hippies to average joes to people who think you go to hell if you play soccer
-Home to over 100 fast food restaurants, and also an organic shopping center all the way the hell out west in the douchey part of town if you're interested
-The local music scene comes out with all kinds of new americana, bluegrass, and death metal
-We have the most passionate college football fans in the country, according to some sports radio guy who says they said it on ESPN one time
-Amazing landmarks like the Womens' Basketball Hall of Fame, the counter on the interstate that says how many people have died there, and something that looks like a warty penis