Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Mr. PrettyGood]

I've done this game on road trips and with more than one class I was teaching (it was a standardized test day, we certainly weren't getting anything done). The idea is that you have to come up with something to beat (intentionally broad term) what the previous person used. For example, paper covers rock, but fire burns paper. So the next person to post should have something to beat fire. There are two general rules: you can't use God and you can't use anything that has already been used.

So what beats fire?

 

[Chris]

Water

 

[O-Blaze]

Towel


That can't use something that's already been used will definitely be harder to keep up with, the futher we go

 

[Chris]

Cat shreds towel

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

Veterinarian puts cat to sleep.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Ex-wife poisons veterinarian

 

[Loochblade]

...well this thread escalated quickly

Ex-Wife goes hiking, where she's get killed by a bite of a venomous snake.

 

[Chris]

Eagle kills snake

 

[Comrade Khan]

Fascism kills freedom eagle

 

[Barry Poppins]

Soviet Russia kills Fascists

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

View attachment Gorbachev.webp

Gorbachev kills Soviet Union.

 

[Chris]

Diabetes kills Gorbachev

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

Proper diet prevents diabetes.

 

[Loochblade]

The KFC Double Down eats your proper diet for breakfast

 

[O-Blaze]

Eric Cartman eats the KFC double down for a snack