Rhyme & Reason

[CM Punk]

I've been rapping for 5 minutes and im all ready better than you
You'll be lucky if I even let you lace my shoes
While youre down there dont try anything funny
Cuz I know you and youre used to sucking dick for money
Thats not how I role, but I know its how you do
In my world youre a snake and im a kangaroo
My dicks like a pipebomb waiting to go off
Aint no way im getting school by a bitch from Team Showoff
You're a wanna be Punk talking about respect
Yet every time you offered some dick you cant reject
How am I gonna respect a guy with balls in his mouth
Guess you've been taking tips from your gurl about going down south

You try so hard and it's very very sad,
You're rap really sucks and it's really really bad.
It's a fact that I have haters, but the truth is you are all alone and are a constant masturbater.
You call me gay, tell me it's a joke?
I just eat but I heard you choke.
This ain't a challenge, this is a game.
The only thing you're getting is your 5 minutes of fame.
I am the best and you are the worst, the only way people can tell is because your rap is rehearsed.
Your mom really likes to ride that mountain and after I'm done she be drinking my soda fountain.
This ain't a lie, but rather the truth. She puts her head down and gobbles my fruit.

 

[catlady]

Me > Punk :

 

[Danielson]

Oh my god dude.... epic

 

[CM Punk]

The only people calling you the man..
Are the MEN who bared ass and invited you in.
I'm sorry Punk, your secret is out.
I think its about time you go somewhere and pout.
Just go grab yourself a condom or two...
Strap on your dildo and have a party with Stu.
We all know that girl you claim to be yours...
Is your cousin Ryan, wearing your sisters drawers.

Britta isn't funny, she ain't got no money.
The only way she gets it is if she shows her bunny.
You gotta stop you're embarrassing yourself, this is very tiring for everyone including myself.
You are a slut and should be in a cage, you are really lucky that you haven't gotten to anal stage.
Or did you? I don't know, I don't buy whores.
And even if I did I would leash you outdoors.
I'mma monster and you best believe it.
The way it goes is that you are my bitch, bitch. ity1:

 

[catlady]

I wish I could comprehend what I seen Punk doing on the street.
All's I can say is he was sucking more them men's feet.
Punk, your all washed up now, you can't even come at me.
Not that you would, my names not Ralphy.
Oh snap, another man's name in your diary!
"You shouldn't leave your little black book out" Says your boyfriend, Larry.
Why don't you just admit it, just admit your through!
The only one that thinks your straight... Well... Is you.
ity:

 

[CM Punk]

I wish I could comprehend what I seen Punk doing on the street.
All's I can say is he was sucking more them men's feet.
Punk, your all washed up now, you can't even come at me.
Not that you would, my names not Ralphy.
Oh snap, another man's name in your diary!
"You shouldn't leave your little black book out" Says your boyfriend, Larry.
Why don't you just admit it, just admit your through!
The only one that thinks your straight... Well... Is you.
ity:

Slut. ity:
I'm tired.
Don't wanna write rhymes right now.
Maybe tomorrow.

 

[catlady]

Slut. ity:
I'm tired.
Don't wanna write rhymes right now.
Maybe tomorrow.

Britta : 20,000
Punk : -9999.9999.9999

 

[CM Punk]

Britta : 20,000
Punk : -9999.9999.9999

In your dreams.

 

[Dat Kid1]

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo swag swag. I'm about to kick a freestyle, Britanica run that beat back :dawg:

 

[Testify]

I don't swet
When mah
Dick is wet.

:silva:

 

[catlady]

I don't swet
When mah
Dick is wet.

:silva:

:dafuq: LOL

 

[catlady]

I'm just going to change this to a rap battle thread. That's what it has become. lol

 

[Testify]

:dafuq: LOL

Anger is a gift. #Freedom

 

[catlady]

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOIII

Word to yo mother. :

 

[Xanth]

Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This makes no sense,
Microwave.