Remembering John Cena: A tribute.

[Wrestling Station]

He is dead. I rode by his house and found out earlier, he told me.

But he lives in a "non-taxi" street.. I believe you drove your own car there?

Cena WAS the WWE champ... well, i guess we only wish his family all the best in finding another "champ" as a new son

Big Daddy V
who??
Cena=RIP.

 

[CenaMark54]

the best champion of all time? screw that

the bastard only had 5 or 6 moves, he's a wigger, and his raps suck ass

Show your respect to the one true champ.

Although he has been gone for almost a month, each day just keeps getting harder without him.

 

[Soulpower]

the bastard only had 5 or 6 moves, he's a wigger, and his raps suck ass.

That's because he only needs those 5 or 6 moves to be champ. Look at Orton, he needs all his arsenal of chinlocks to be champ. And Cena's rap album actually sold pretty well.

 

[Mike Chaos]

Ya! People say Chris Jericho was better than the late John Cena. Bullshit! Jericho had 1004 moves... of ARMBARS. Atleast Cena was creative. Pssssh.

 

[CenaMark54]

Exactly, who cares how many moves you know. All that matters is how effective they are.

I'd rather have one devastating move like the FU, then 100 submission holds that barely wear the opponent down.

The simple fact is that Cena only needs to use 1 move. He could just walk in, FU someone, and walk out champion. He started using four others so the smarks would shut the hell up.

 

[the dark knight]

ahaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahhhhaha FU? khali's brain chop>Cena's moveset

 

[CenaMark54]

Khali's brain chop wasn't as effective as the FU.

Thats why Khali has to use the claw now. I once saw him deflate a regulation sized basketball with his bare hands.

 

[Mike Chaos]

* Gggooolldddberrrgg!!
gggooolldddberrrgg!!
gggooolldddberrrgg!! *

 

[JJdaBuckeye]

[marquee]UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMoster_ban: MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG:ghost1: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/marquee]

 

[Mike Chaos]

Ya Umanga is good too. I liked him better when he was in 3 Minute Warning.. NOT.

 

[Soulpower]

khali's brain chop>Cena's moveset

Is that so? I remember Cena surviving the Brain Chop and beating Khali not once, but twice!!! Also, this!

"Basic Thugonomics"

So, you think you're untouchable?

[Chorus (scratched) x2:]
Word life--this is Basic Thugonomics
Word life--I'm untouchable but I'm forcin' you to feel me

Whether fightin' or spittin' my discipline is unforgiven
Got you backin' up in a defensive position
An ass-kcikin' anthem, heavyweight or bantam
Holdin' camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor this the new fight joint
Like a broken needle kid you missin' the point
We dominate your conference with offense, that's no nonsense
My theme song hits, get you reinforcements
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin' night sticks
Bare-knuckled men through fight pits, beat you lifeless
Never survive this, you forgot like Alzhmiers
Two-face rappers walk away with four shiners
The raw rhymer, turnin' legends to old-timers
My incisors like a vipor bitin' through your one-liners
New DeadMan Inc., and we about to make you famous
Takin' over Earth and still kickin' in Uranus

[Chorus]

You ain't advanced enough to process,potential for medical concepts
Some objects are foreign, like Loch Ness
Arts and sex are complex regardless of your finesse or fitness is the condition of business
Your lame vision of a underground physical image
You're underneath to undermine your whole typical image
With the precision of percentages and the collision of sentences
Poetry beats your mics
We untouchable like righteous sluts with no crevasses
Streets unite, we rock righter with dumber beats
You cats couldn't come this hot ? in the summer heat
Forget two takes--kill your birds the first time
You better stay worthy of my filler of worse rhymes
I'm better than nice, check the veterans twice
You be beside your self with fear
I'll kill you and bury you twice despite the cover of night
Trackin' ya flight like guerrilla warfare
When the grass is dense
Approaching me is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense
Dead-da, when the lights, the mic is on
The crowd is dead like intermission and you on the Titan Tron

 

[the dark knight]

^^thtupid bathturd, YOU'RE SP NOW NOT CENA BUTTOCKS!

 

[Superfluous Idealist]

Now that ive actually read the lyrics from a John Cena song, I feel like ive lost some brain cells. Damn it reading it just gave me a headache! WTF!!! Cena's songs will kill me!

Thank god I never got his damn CD.

 

[CenaMark54]

khali's brain chop>Cena's moveset

Is that so? I remember Cena surviving the Brain Chop and beating Khali not once, but twice!!! Also, this!

"Basic Thugonomics"

So, you think you're untouchable?

[Chorus (scratched) x2:]
Word life--this is Basic Thugonomics
Word life--I'm untouchable but I'm forcin' you to feel me

Whether fightin' or spittin' my discipline is unforgiven
Got you backin' up in a defensive position
An ass-kcikin' anthem, heavyweight or bantam
Holdin' camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor this the new fight joint
Like a broken needle kid you missin' the point
We dominate your conference with offense, that's no nonsense
My theme song hits, get you reinforcements
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin' night sticks
Bare-knuckled men through fight pits, beat you lifeless
Never survive this, you forgot like Alzhmiers
Two-face rappers walk away with four shiners
The raw rhymer, turnin' legends to old-timers
My incisors like a vipor bitin' through your one-liners
New DeadMan Inc., and we about to make you famous
Takin' over Earth and still kickin' in Uranus

[Chorus]

You ain't advanced enough to process,potential for medical concepts
Some objects are foreign, like Loch Ness
Arts and sex are complex regardless of your finesse or fitness is the condition of business
Your lame vision of a underground physical image
You're underneath to undermine your whole typical image
With the precision of percentages and the collision of sentences
Poetry beats your mics
We untouchable like righteous sluts with no crevasses
Streets unite, we rock righter with dumber beats
You cats couldn't come this hot ? in the summer heat
Forget two takes--kill your birds the first time
You better stay worthy of my filler of worse rhymes
I'm better than nice, check the veterans twice
You be beside your self with fear
I'll kill you and bury you twice despite the cover of night
Trackin' ya flight like guerrilla warfare
When the grass is dense
Approaching me is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense
Dead-da, when the lights, the mic is on
The crowd is dead like intermission and you on the Titan Tron

That brings a tear to my eye. Probably some of the most emotional and profound lyrics ever penned. Word Life John Cena..Word Life.

 

[MattHardyV1]

Matt Hardy > John Cena.