*Sees video, shifts uncomfortably
It's just... it's so hard! *sniffles* To stop, I mean... One moment, you're fapping to Phil Brooks and the next, you're fapping to a fucking feline! I don't know exactly where it went wrong. I do remember running out of pictures of Brooks to fap to one day and had to resort to Cena... I felt horrible afterward but I just couldn't seem to stop. It became an addiction. I'm-I'm sorry... I failed you! *falls to knees sobbing*