Realtionship status.

[Danielson]

I vote ask her if she will lick your taint for breakfast. Do it

 

[I Mc Hunt]

Also tell her you want to do lines off her forehead when you're balls deep.. Girls dig that shit, I swear

 

[Danielson]

Also tell her you want to do lines off her forehead when you're balls deep.. Girls dig that shit, I swear

True

Ask her if she's hurtin for a squirtin. Just say some fucked up shit. Chicks are freaks, don't let em fool ya

 

[Grams and Ounces]

Aye, honesty isn't always the best policy, but in this it is.. Its just pretty important to remain confident and keep the mood light.. As in you're just asking spur of the moment..

Yep, that's what i will be doing, had to do extra work yesterday because some idiot customer decided to make a big Christmas order last minute so never got the chance then.

Also tell her you want to do lines off her forehead when you're balls deep.. Girls dig that shit, I swear

True

Ask her if she's hurtin for a squirtin. Just say some fucked up shit. Chicks are freaks, don't let em fool ya

I will call these plan C.

 

[I Mc Hunt]

Aye, you'll be grand mate.
Worst case scenario, you give the girl a compliment.

Best of luck

 

[catlady]

Aye, you'll be grand mate.
Worst case scenario, you give the girl a compliment.

Best of luck

I think that should be what you start with. lmao

 

[I Mc Hunt]

Hmmm I dunno,
The coke/forehead line has so many levels..
Where are all the female Wwe fans? They should be all over this helping the lad out

 

[catlady]

Hmmm I dunno,
The coke/forehead line has so many levels..
Where are all the female Wwe fans? They should be all over this helping the lad out

ity:

 

[I Mc Hunt]

I'm completely inept at understanding smileys, so I'm going to take that as an unexpected compliment

 

[Cloud]

Do what I did get drunk invite urself to her house after a night out get naked get in bed and pass out.

Thats how I got my gf.

 

[I Mc Hunt]

So the basic thought is..
Get drunk, get naked, do some gear and hope for the best.
Seems foolproof to me

 

[Cloud]

So the basic thought is..
Get drunk, get naked, do some gear and hope for the best.
Seems foolproof to me

I never mentioned doing gear but the drunk and naked parts worked for me lol. Knew she was gonna be special when I awoke next day to a bacon butty and a brew. An her laughing as she told me my actions from the previous night.

 

[Toto]

Also tell her you want to do lines off her forehead when you're balls deep.. Girls dig that shit, I swear

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[I Mc Hunt]

Haha na mate, the gear was some advice I gave him a bit ago, I was trying to sum this thread up into one epic action he can do.
congrats on getting your girl though, I got mine in a boring 'would you like to go for a pint' way, and all she does these days is do my head in.. I must try your way on someone lol

 

[Dat Kid1]

Just ask Jonathan. I'm sure he'll find a way.

Lol'd so hard