RAW's Cryptic Videos

[Deuce]

Why not? He's been gone for to long, Deucey misses him.

 

[Prodigy]

Because he had some major injury and he's little. Why aren't you getting high with him right now?

 

[Deuce]

I could get high with Rey Mysterio? Fuck that, KiD CuDi or Bob Marley ftw!

 

[Derrick]

I could get high with Rey Mysterio? Fuck that, KiD CuDi or Bob Marley ftw!

not really

 

[Lewb]

getting high is soooooo overated. Now..... getting off your tits R-Truth style..... thats my forte!

 

[Deuce]

not really

That's disappointing, way to be a party-pooper.

 

[John McHenry]

It's ok. Deuce gets high by huffing pant cans. Seriously you got issues. Not until we start blatantly treating you like your stupid do you start to mention that you get high, and that you get so high its the reason your Blue. Well Congradufuckinglations you suck at life.

 

[Troy]

Anyway back on track.

If it is anyone other than Jericho I will be disappointed because I can't think of any other wrestler that is available to return that would be a bigger deal than Jericho. Hope they don't wait until 11:02 on the night before they reveal it, surely they have to do it within the normal two hour show. Do it five minutes before the end.

 

[Prodigy]

Calm down John, give the guy a break and let him be wacky. I'm sure he's joking...

 

[Crippler]

LESNAR

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Anyway back on track.

If it is anyone other than Jericho I will be disappointed because I can't think of any other wrestler that is available to return that would be a bigger deal than Jericho. Hope they don't wait until 11:02 on the night before they reveal it, surely they have to do it within the normal two hour show. Do it five minutes before the end.

Actually, I think it will mean 10:02 for me which is during the run on so that would work brilliantly.

You know what I think I need to take the time to discuss every speculation. It can't be KANE at this point so he's out of the running. Undertaker is a cop out anyway you look at it. These videos are too awesome for a 40 year old guy that can barely move. Chris Jericho is the best option but since too many want to believe he's really in financial turmoil getting a deal with WWE I guess I have to doubt it as well. Fuck that, Jericho is the best bet still. I also heard Lashley as of late but that would make it seem WWE put these videos out there just to wait for a somewhat big star to be interested in WWE. That isn't WWE's style, though.

Also, I'd get high with Deuce but he needs to build himself a cabin first.

 

[Heisenberg]

Spoiler: My thoughts - Warning: Contains UFC 141 Results

Anyone else think it could be Lesnar? I'm doubting it's him for the promos and I'm predicting more a royal rumble return. But he just happens to retire from UFC right before 1-2-12. And plus, the promos have said something about "a powerful force," and to me that doesn't sound like Jericho at all. I'd love it if it were Jericho, but I'd mark out big time if it was Brock Lesnar.

 

[jamie]

Let the Lesnar rumours begin

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I always thought Lesnar would return to WWE when his body started to diminish and he couldn't keep up in the UFC anymore. I thought it was a few more years away, though. I still don't think these videos have anything to do with him.

 

[Heisenberg]

They began hours ago.