I just read someone somewhere mention that they were in a coma for 6 years and had trouble adjusting to the modern world, then turned on Raw and saw John Cena vs Randy Orton announced.
Just because I like reading your stuff, quoting #3:
Sometimes predictability isn't such a bad thing, if you predict something in advance it's just because it makes sense. The heel Henry hasn't really changed, has he? (Haven't watched) It may be predictable to say Henry's gonna turn heel and put Langston over at Royal Rumble, but that would be awesome! Going over a legit monster like Henry would be huge for Big E, then Henry's a heel and can rebuild himself just by fucking with the sound dude or something.
Just hope WWE doesn't forget about it. Long term planning in 2013 is remembering what you did on Raw by the time you get to Main Event.
Also, yes. Fuck off Big Show.