TLC RATE TLC 2017

[The Gipper]

You wanna comment? Good for you. You wanna rate? fine by me. I don't give a damn. I just know that I'm better than Jacob.

Spoiler: WHAT JUST HAPPE-Wait is that copyrighted? It's a spoiler so probably not.

Emma’s funeral
Asuka killed her. Shes dead now.

Stereotypical Englishman & Weird guru vs 205’s Apollo Crews & No Way Jose
I made a weird bet that was if Team Miz won, I would face reveal. That’s more interesting than this match so far. Like are you really interested to see what happens? Are you really? Stop lyin to yourself! Cedric’s Swanns won.

The only match that Grievous actually cares about.

Mickie James was literally randomly given the title shot, wasn’t she? Also did she make her boobs smaller? Or is that just me? Just me? Got it. And Mickie just slapped Alexa’s ass. No comment. After a alright match, Bliss did the predictable win. And Mickie did a interview afterwards for no reason….I thought she was gonna retire tbh.

Kurt, Dean, Seth segment

Dean & Seth give Kurt a vest. That’s the point of the segment.

Underrated Sampson

I wasn’t here during the first Sampson segment because I was sidetracked with RWK Path To Destiny show, link right here: Show - RWK Path To Destiny Anyway Elias was starting over his own segments because fans don’t like him. And someone throws vegetables at Elias? WHAT DA HELL IS THIS RIVALRY?! Jason, what are you doing!? Kurt is ashamed.

Dumb af Enzo vs Isto of Kal

So Enzo don’t like Cruiserweights. Okay. That’s the feud? Okay. Enzo does his promo time as people go to the toilet. Also his voice is broken. He has the virus, clearly. Totally. Enzo wins and I see why Neville walked out now.

OLD OLD BULLET CLUB VS OLD NEW BULLET CLUB

AJ Styles vs Finn Balor. I want Styles to kick this man’s ass but it ain’t happening ☹I like Balor’s face paint tonight tho. Hate everything else about him though. Prediction: People are gonna call this motn no matter what happens. We will get atleast one post like this. Balor’s not even fast as the demon, he’s slower than most of the time. Also Styles’ a better leader than Karl Anderson. Okay I’ll admit great match. Balor hits the foot stomp but this was sweet….not finishing that pun. And a nice handshake to finish it off! Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buddies. And they did the 2 sweet!

At this point KoA said to save us all because I was doing the review. I dislike you KoA.

Elias Sampson vs Jason Jordan

Elias again? Wow, WWE must have confidence in this guy. Yay. Elias Sampson vs Brock Lesnar please. And Jason interrupts him before Sampson even has a chance! Why!? ….Because Sampson interrupted Jordan talking to his daddy? Really? I hate Jason Jordan. I really do. I like Sampson. Make him IC Champion. If Jinder can win the WWE title, Sampson can win the IC. Jordan wins off a rollup. But who really cares? It’s Jason Jordan. His momentum went downhill as soon as he was revealed as Kurt Angle’s son.

StrowBarMizKane vs Ambrollingle

The man with a broken neck, the guy with wet hair & the other guy with wet hair vs Reality TV Star failure, Sheamoose, The Lock Cess Monster, Spawn and the latest victim in Brocks “Fuck your push, I don’t like you” book. This will be an interesting match. Kurt why would you do this when you could have returned in a much better feud and not with 2 days of build. Like Kurt Angle vs Miz could have been interesting. Angle shouldn’t have been in this match, he was took out with one major spot then he was helped out midmatch. Really Angle? C’mon this is sad. You won the Olympics with a broken freaking neck didn’t ya? Sigh. So Miz decides to bring out….a garbage truck? THIS IS A TLC MATCH AND WE’VE BROUGHT IN A GARBAGE TRUCK?! HUH!? So Kane betrays Team Miz and chokeslams Braun through the stage then throwed the row of chairs straight on top! Hahahahhahahahaahhahahah get rekt Braun. You have been literally buried. And Dean & Ambrose have been took through tables. They are all dead! Or not. Brauns alive. Poor Barrett, he was out for a week from those falling chairs, Braun doesn’t even stay down 5 minutes. Does Braun know how to stay down, that is the question. So Team Miz have turned on Braun because….reasons. And they have killed Braun by trapping him in the compactor. Gr8. Kurt comes back. Neat. He isn’t even doing Angle slams like he used to do, it’s all slow. Why? Anyway, Olympic Shield powerbomb and Team Kurt wins

Kane & Braun = 2 Strong

 

[Crash]

A solid 8 out of 10, one of the best PPV of 2017.

 

[Death Walker]

gave it an 8 outta 10, had a shaky and rocky start but the 2 big matches (Styles vs Balor and the 3 vs 5) pulled it up.

BTW THAT JASON JORDAN VS ELIAS MATCH WAS VERY VERY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY UNNECESSARY WWE, QUIT THE $H*T!!!!

 

[Solid Snake]

@The Reagmaster I would change that poll to be more serious before @Solidus sees it....

 

[The Gipper]

@The Reagmaster I would change that poll to be more serious before @Solidus sees it....

That's completely serious, I don't understand.


P.S I can't change the options anyway RIP.

 

[Solidus1]

 

[The Gipper]

Wheres the scared rating? WHERES THE SCARED RATING?! AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Solid Snake]

7/10

It was pretty predictable but with AJ and Kurt coming into play, it spiced it up. A lot of good spots as well from what I seen.

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

This shit show was a straight up shit show

 

[Grievous 3D]

Okay...

Sasha Won...Good...

Asuka Won...Thank God...but if past booking is anything to go by
she'll be involved in a multi woman next and not take the pin...then
she'll beat Sasha to be the number 1 contender on RAW...and then
Bliss will defeat her at the Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania...

Emma still looked amazing in defeat butt...

You see what I did there?

In fact now I think about it...this event should have been called TLCB...
Tables, Ladders, Chairs & Booty...

The guys I tipped lost the Cruiserweight tag match...

"Biscuit Butt" Bliss is still the Champion and she has now in "someway"
defeated Sasha, Bayley, Mickie, Emma & Nia in title matches. I'd say Asuka
is coming for her...but knowing the WWE...they'll put Alexa over the Empress
as well.

I guess having the mic skills and being on Total Divas counts for a lot...

Asuka is doomed...

God I'm sick of Alexa Bliss...

I'd honestly take Nia as Champion at this point...Oh...and on a side note
the rumor is Nia Jax has a bad/shot back.

Also the RAW Women's Division seems unbalanced...

We currently have:

Asuka, Bayley, Sasha, Mickie & Dana as faces
&
Alexa, Nia, Emma & Foxy as heels...

I wonder who is going to turn?

Enzo wins the Cruiserrweight title...again...because the WWE hates us...
and its also their way of giving Neville the finger.

Its a shame Balor vs. Styles didn't have any build...but by God those
guys are great. I guess Balor won because he's on RAW and fighting
Lesnar...eventually.

Jason Jordan had another win...shame it came at the Drifter's expense...
but you can't push everyone I guess.

And Angle/Shield won the main event...and I'm starting to worry about
the booking of Braun Strowman.

I picked 4 of the 7 "announced" matches and the one title change...

Well...at least Asuka is on the main roster now...please don't ruin her
WWE...please...

I'm done...

I'm sorry I'm such a negative prick...but I had a rough day...

 

[SWL]

• duude, the day they announced Angle was coming back I was joking with a friend of mine about him coming out with the full Shield attire and still doing the poses with the guys as if he's Reigns. But I legit didn't expect them to actually do it, Kurt literally just replaced Reigns, from the attire, to the entrance, to the finisher. The only difference being that Reigns wouldn't have been gasped like Angle was lmao but still, that was the funniest thing seeing Angle roll with the Shield like that. But I do believe the match would have been a bit better with Reigns in it because he could have been in more spots than Angle was but they covered Angle's short comings pretty well. I mean, he wasn't doing much at the start of the match. He was basically just watching Ambrose and Rollins doing their thing.
• When Braun started beating up his own team, I kinda went "that's exactly what Braun would do, you know?". Because he's in fact not a good team player and I think that was a nice little touch.
• AJ vs Finn was great, just like expected because.. well.. it's AJ. I honestly thought that this was gonna be the way they'd introduce us to the Survivor Series 5v5 Raw v Smackdown match but I guess they just went with a clean win instead. And the 2 sweet at the end was pretty sick too, cool impromptu moment/match in general.
• Asuka vs Emma should have been a bit quicker and I feel like the ending should have also come way sooner. I wouldn't want it to be a squash, but also not an attempt at putting on a good match. Emma should have gotten a bit of offense in but Asuka should have just retaliated with all her signature moves and end it. That's how you make a good impression. And I think that's also where people like Nakamura and Roode went wrong with Ziggler, because their aim was to create a good match which it shouldn't be. They should just make their first matches look hella easy. Especially with someone like Asuka who's supposed to be super dangerous

 

[Grievous 3D]

Emma should have gotten a bit of offense in but Asuka should have just retaliated with all her signature moves and end it. That's how you make a good impression. And I think that's also where people like Nakamura and Roode went wrong with Ziggler, because their aim was to create a good match which it shouldn't be. They should just make their first matches look hella easy. Especially with someone like Asuka who's supposed to be super dangerous

Bingo! We have a winner!

 

[Prince Bálor]

I didn't have much interest in TLC apart from three matches, so...

- Asuka's debut was disappointing as expected. It wasn't bad, it was just disappointing. They booked a 50/50 match instead of presenting her as a dominant badass. This sort of booking reminded me of the same kind of crap they booked for DZ and Nakamura in Nakamura's debut... What should've been a 5 minute match showcasing Asuka and making her look special, well... They sort of didn't do that. Oh, well.

- Bálor vs Styles was great and MOTN. The 2Sweet post-match was great, also and it's going to be awesome the next time they square off, hopefully involved in a much bigger storyline.

- The ME was chaotic and fun, that's all I'm going to say. I was entertained.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

I didn't have much interest in TLC apart from three matches, so...

- Asuka's debut was disappointing as expected. It wasn't bad, it was just disappointing. They booked a 50/50 match instead of presenting her as a dominant badass. This sort of booking reminded me of the same kind of crap they booked for DZ and Nakamura in Nakamura's debut... What should've been a 5 minute match showcasing Asuka and making her look special, well... They sort of didn't do that. Oh, well.

Not Suprised with WWE creativeness as of late. Although the Styles and Kurt were a dif even if they were substitutes for time being.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

I thought it was okay.....
May hv some of my predictions wrong.