When I was a teenager, I went into a pet store really wanting my first-ever pet. Didn't have the money to get one, so I meandered there a little bag full of water, grabbed a fish, put it in the bag and ran towards the door as fast as possible. On the way out I slipped and fell so the fish fell out of the bag and watched as I ran out the door before they could catch me.
Felt like such a failure here in my early stages of kidnapping. Never thought I'd wind up meeting my match when it comes to lack of kidnapping expertise... but dammit, Bray, you may have done it.