So jakes still dying so i shall do the smackdown rate thing. Of course it's a good show when i do the reviews. it makes sense.
Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn segment.
We start off with Owens of Kevin making a appearance on Smackdown Live. You know how this segment goes at this point because it happens a lot. Blah Blah Blah I’m the heel. Sami Zayn shows up and says Blah blah blah I’m the face. GM D-Bry comes out and books Owen vs Sami Zayn. I kinda wanted Zayn and Owens to team together tbh because wasn’t Battleground 2016 the last time they fought? Did they have a pointless match since then? Eh, whatever. FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!
Baron Corbin vs Tye Dillinger
Hey remember when Tye Dillinger was popular on NXT? Now remember how he was ruined within a few months of Smackdown? Yea…..Get ready for that to happen to No Way Jose and Aleister Black. You heard it here first! Anyway AJ Styles does commentary because….I haven’t been keeping up so I’m guessing he’s in a feud with Corbin? Anyway Corbin throws water into the face of the Face who runs the Place and then throws Mr. Ten right into Styles over that announce table. Corbin wins by pinfall before cheap shots Tye, bailing out of the ring as Styles jumps inside. And Corbin challenges Styles to a U.S Title match at HIAC
Jinder Mahal
OH HEY! HERE COMES MR HYPOCRITE! You can’t be racist and act like you keep being called racist stuff Jinder! I hope you learned from that! And he’s saying the same thing….again. Not the racist part but just…..Jinder! Be a bit original with your promos man! Well atleast he’s “apologising” so Nakamura comes out and just kills everyone. He even hits the KINSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on Jinder. Nice.
UCE……OS VS BROS THAT HYPE
In a good fast paced matchup that actually kept me entertained. Jey superkicks Mojo and Jimmy pins him ftw. Or Jimmy hits Mojo with the superkick and Jey splashs Mojo ftw. IT’S ONE OF THEM, dammit! Also Big E had a mic in his popcorn. Popcorn talk does that thing as well. Someone youtube popcorn talk. Stop reading this and do it. Xavier wants those tag belts be defended in Hell In A Cell. We don’t get much of a response. That’s happening a lot.
Rusev Day! Except Rusev day has already past in the UK because timezones
Aiden English sings the anthem. I don’t think he’s Bulgarian but whatever. The Mayor to…Plovdiv. Really? Of all the towns, we choose….Plovdiv. Anyway he does some stuff. Rusev gets a key. I’ve never understood what the key to the city actually is tbh. It’s confusing. Rusev cuts promo about destroying legend of legend killers. And Aiden sings another song about Rusev Day. It’s a funky beat that’s available on Itunes. Already better than Swift’s Look what you made me do. But Orton has to ruin everything by RKOing everyone.
The Charlotte with Flair vs The ella who’s Carm
I always hated Ellsworth. Just wanna point that out there. So Charlotte big boots Carmella ftw and Natalya showed up. And did a evil laugh which slightly scared me.
OMG THE FASHION FILES ARE RETURNING! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Ziggler and RODE.
Ziggler comes out as The Undertaker. Okay, we get your point at this point man. You don’t like people who have fancy entrances but no ring work. We get it. Also here comes Bobby ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE. They have a alright back and forth until the decide to face off at HIAC.
Kevin Zayn vs Sami Owens
It goes down. Shane shows up. Zayn gets powerbombed onto the apron which means hes dead. no contest. Owen attacks Sami more afterwards. Shane gets hit with a chair to the face boom.
We start off with Owens of Kevin making a appearance on Smackdown Live. You know how this segment goes at this point because it happens a lot. Blah Blah Blah I’m the heel. Sami Zayn shows up and says Blah blah blah I’m the face. GM D-Bry comes out and books Owen vs Sami Zayn. I kinda wanted Zayn and Owens to team together tbh because wasn’t Battleground 2016 the last time they fought? Did they have a pointless match since then? Eh, whatever. FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!
Baron Corbin vs Tye Dillinger
Hey remember when Tye Dillinger was popular on NXT? Now remember how he was ruined within a few months of Smackdown? Yea…..Get ready for that to happen to No Way Jose and Aleister Black. You heard it here first! Anyway AJ Styles does commentary because….I haven’t been keeping up so I’m guessing he’s in a feud with Corbin? Anyway Corbin throws water into the face of the Face who runs the Place and then throws Mr. Ten right into Styles over that announce table. Corbin wins by pinfall before cheap shots Tye, bailing out of the ring as Styles jumps inside. And Corbin challenges Styles to a U.S Title match at HIAC
Jinder Mahal
OH HEY! HERE COMES MR HYPOCRITE! You can’t be racist and act like you keep being called racist stuff Jinder! I hope you learned from that! And he’s saying the same thing….again. Not the racist part but just…..Jinder! Be a bit original with your promos man! Well atleast he’s “apologising” so Nakamura comes out and just kills everyone. He even hits the KINSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on Jinder. Nice.
UCE……OS VS BROS THAT HYPE
In a good fast paced matchup that actually kept me entertained. Jey superkicks Mojo and Jimmy pins him ftw. Or Jimmy hits Mojo with the superkick and Jey splashs Mojo ftw. IT’S ONE OF THEM, dammit! Also Big E had a mic in his popcorn. Popcorn talk does that thing as well. Someone youtube popcorn talk. Stop reading this and do it. Xavier wants those tag belts be defended in Hell In A Cell. We don’t get much of a response. That’s happening a lot.
Rusev Day! Except Rusev day has already past in the UK because timezones
Aiden English sings the anthem. I don’t think he’s Bulgarian but whatever. The Mayor to…Plovdiv. Really? Of all the towns, we choose….Plovdiv. Anyway he does some stuff. Rusev gets a key. I’ve never understood what the key to the city actually is tbh. It’s confusing. Rusev cuts promo about destroying legend of legend killers. And Aiden sings another song about Rusev Day. It’s a funky beat that’s available on Itunes. Already better than Swift’s Look what you made me do. But Orton has to ruin everything by RKOing everyone.
The Charlotte with Flair vs The ella who’s Carm
I always hated Ellsworth. Just wanna point that out there. So Charlotte big boots Carmella ftw and Natalya showed up. And did a evil laugh which slightly scared me.
OMG THE FASHION FILES ARE RETURNING! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Ziggler and RODE.
Ziggler comes out as The Undertaker. Okay, we get your point at this point man. You don’t like people who have fancy entrances but no ring work. We get it. Also here comes Bobby ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE. They have a alright back and forth until the decide to face off at HIAC.
Kevin Zayn vs Sami Owens
It goes down. Shane shows up. Zayn gets powerbombed onto the apron which means hes dead. no contest. Owen attacks Sami more afterwards. Shane gets hit with a chair to the face boom.
