WWE Creative:
Noob idiot #1: "So, SmackDown ratings are down yet again
(. Let's move the SD main eventers who can't draw into the RAW main event??
Noob idiot #2: "AWESOME IDEA! We could have Big Show be the super duper shock moment guy at over the limit and take out Cena for his first ever heel turn!!"
Triple H: "*cough* What about my bestest m8 Sheamus? He has to bury someone...?"
Noob idiot #3: "How about we make a really rare tag-team match on RAW and have him practically bury all the lumberjacks?"
All in Unison: "YAY FOR CREATIVE!!!!"
Heyman: :facepalm1: