Heyman's promo was shite. I can't believe you were entertained by that hogwash.
I expect three hour shows to be better. There are plenty of people, including yourself, who could book the dumb sh** better.
lol First Savage is shit on the mic, now Heyman, too... who next?
I mean, yeah, Heyman's promo was mostly the same type of promo that he's given before, but what else do you expect him to say? Brock Lesnar just destroyed and conquered John Cena, of course he's gonna brag once more about how what a dominant force Brock is. But when it comes to great promos, it's almost never the actual written dialogue that makes it so great. It's HOW you say it, how well you articulate it, how you present it, etc. The Rock's insults are a great example of this. They were pretty childish most of the time, and calling someone a "big pile of monkey crap" is hardly a creative put-down, but The Rock had a talent for making almost anything he said funny.
David Simon, creator of The Wire, once said something similar about two actors in particular that were part of the cast of The Wire... He talked about how they were so captivating with the way they said dialogue that they could have read you off their grocery list and it would have sounded interesting. In fact, this is an ability that all great actors have, and I find Heyman is magical in that same way when it comes to giving promos.
When you get down to it, most promos, just like most matches, are the same. They're very formulaic and if you've seen or heard a few of them, then you've probably seen or heard at least half of 'em or more.
