Good. Let the hate flow through you. I can imagine this in Bryan's voice and it just makes it so much better. A fine rant. Also you get the "winner" for the Brody Hoofer mention, that's always a plus.Enough of Big Show and Kane. Please. Enough. I don't even mean the usual gripes about how these two assholes can't be any more done, although that's true. Not even about how these two ratings killing jabronis are beyond played out, although that's true. No. The story of Monday Night Raw is just how bloody awful this show's writing team is. (Welcome back to the 50 weeks before Wrestlemania! :yay
Holy macaroni with jalapeno cheese this is silly. Wanna know why the Authority angle doesn't work, it's because Triple H has no teeth at all as he's holding MASSIVE GRUDGES for months and every damn week the story of Monday Night Raw is "Triple H wants to PUNISH you for what you did to the Authority! So here, deal with Big Show and THE DEMON KANE, ooooooh!!! That'll teach you to rebel against our authority!!! " Just. Fuck. Off. These two dudes can't beat ANYONE. They aren't a threat to you 2-on-1 more less in a one on one match! Shoot the Authority can have 4 guys out there and that's barely enough of a distraction for Rollins to make a break for it most of the time!
So now the "evil heel GM's" wanna put three guys they hate in a #1 contender's match... okay... but say ALL OF THEM need softening up so they must be punished by Big Show, Luke Harper, and Kane... Didn't Harper and Kane have MORE LOSSES THAN LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE ON THE ROSTER in 2014? These jobbers can't beat ANYONE. They couldn't beat Zack Ryder or Emma or Famous B or Brody Hoofer or Matt Classic or Matt Flynn or Carlton Mitchell or Ralph Wiggum or Kanye or that Gabe dude I just watched doing a Lets Play on Youtube or ANYONE. Bet half this forum has a pinfall victory over Kane. HOW IS THIS PUNISHMENT. If I was Triple H, I'd pick you. Yes, you, reading this, right now, as the guy I'd want to beat up Randy Orton for his "INSOLENCE AGAINST THE AUTHORITY" than freaking Kane.
I mean, at least with Harper you can at least say "he always loses but he throws enough powerbombs and brutal lariats and suicide dives that you're getting your ass whooped either way" Nah. This is Kane and Big Show. Lame sideslams and corner chops and slow-mo clotheslines that always miss for everyone... oh, right, Ryback just plowed through Luke Harper in 2 minutes. PUNISHMENT...
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Good. Let the hate flow through you. I can imagine this in Bryan's voice and it just makes it so much better. A fine rant. Also you get the "winner" for the Brody Hoofer mention, that's always a plus.
Prince, I was gonna watch Invasion Attack instead... but... I was just curious! :why: :urm: :downer:
Guess the upside to 3 Hour Raw is that there's no excuse to not watch a different company's PPV instead
Nice to see the WWE Champion is back to having matches on the main show again.
Speaking of - really enjoyed the Neville vs Rollins match.
this was prob the worst RAw I've seen in a while. I feel that the crowd was actually a big part of it. They seemed uninterested, bored, and non responsive to almost anything.
However, the matches were just, idk, stale if you ask me. The main event had potential and once again, WWE gave their main event like 10 mins...thus, it became a rush job and was predictable. The fact that Big Slow is taking on Roman again makes me sick...it's truly pathetic.
I'm so sick of Big Slow and Kane, it's getting to the point where i could easily not watch Raw for like months and not give a shit. I can't believe they're resorting to such a shit feud again.
I'm glad Randy won as expected. But all in all, this Raw fucking sucked. It was really bad. It's a shame, too. Rollins wins the title only to be fed a shit Raw the week after. They need to make this guy look stronger than ever. Let him be able to hold his gorund on his own. Not have big tittied Kane and fatass Show come out and save him: makes him look like a bitch.
Rollins should have to face Orton in an Extreme Rules No Interference match. Let Rollins barely win after curb stomping Randy onto a chair or something. It would make him look like an upper class heel. I don't mind the bitch gimmick now and then, but this kid needs to prove something. Hell, even when Triple dominated as a heel for like 3 years, he still won sometimes without 20 people helping him--example, Nash and Triple H Hell in a Cell.
Oh for sure, there was some things they did right. However, overall it was just shit. WWE hit a grand slam with mania if you ask me, then they start to go back to the same boring shit routine.Oh, heck yes. I wish I could disagree here, but I can't. It's 100% true.
There were like 3 things I liked from this episode, Rollins/Neville, Cena/Stardust and the PTP promo, everything else was very underwhelming.
Seriously, I said it last week 'All downhill from the post-Mania Raw' and I was right.