My Elimination Chamber Play-by-Play:
~ Kick Off Panel time...Renee, Booker T, Carmella (Nice) and...who the hell is that? Look at his forehead...
you could paint a H on it and land helicopters on that...lol
~ Carmella is on her phone...that's annoying...Good thing she's hot.
~ Oh No...Jimmy No Chin is here...and there goes Carmella.
~ And I missed the rest of the kick off show...but I heard Mojo Rawley had a win...so yay!
~ We open the show with Becky Lunch vs. Milfie James and both women look fantastic...especially Becky.
~ Mickie's in-ring skills look sharp as...seriously...its like she never left.
~ Has anyone else noticed how Mickie's pants make it look like she's moving in slow-motion...or is that just me?
~ And Becky gets the win...Awesome!
~ And now we check in with Carmella and Jimmy No Chin and Carmella has the same expression
on her face that I did when I was watching Suicide Squad.
~ Apollo Creed & Kalisto vs. D.Ziggles is next...and Kalisto is attacked before
the match. Start move there by Ziggler.
~ And Crews and Kalisto get the win anyway...
~ Post match assault by Ziggler and now an ankle gets engaged to a chair.
~ G...The crowd chanting "Thank You Ziggler" is kind of dark.
~ Tag Team Turmoil Time Baby!
~ Rhyno & Slater and Breezango to get us started...
~ Is it me...or are Tyler Breeze & Fandango incredibly attractive? No Homo! Well...half homo...lol
~ GORE!!!
~ The Vaudevillains are in...
~ And now there out...the Usos are in next...
~ Damn...there go Slater & Rhyno...American Alpha are up next...
~ Bye Bye Usos...and post elimination assault...Oh No...
~ And here come the Ascension...
~ And somehow the Alpha of America retain...Nice.
~ Its time for Nikki Bella vs. Natalya...and orange looks really good on Nikki...of course Nikki could
wear a garbage bag and still look hot.
~ Okay...the match was solid...but a fucking double count out on a pay per view?
Are you serious?
~ Spear! Spear! Spear! on the entrance way! but seriously...a double count out?
Did the RAW creative team book the ending of this match?
~ Back to Carmella & Jimmy No Chin...
~ Nice Bray/Randy promo...Run!
~ Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper...and this was a great match that really showed how good Luke Harper
is and how much better he could get.
~ I just want to state that I really don't Orton's theme music...It just doesn't work for me.
~ Orton gets the win and no sign of Erik Rowan...so that kind of sucks...but still...it was a good match.
~ Nikki Bella interview...and Natalya attacks her again...did anyone else see Maryse in that segment?
~ Next up is the "Battle of the Booties" as Alexa "My" Bliss takes on Naomi...and Alexa has some new
ring attire and she looks awesome...
*Sigh*
~ And Naomi gets her first WWE title...and while I'm a total Alexa fanboy...its great that Naomi finally
has reached the top of the division. Congratulations Trinity...you deserve it.
~ But now I'm really curious about the Wrestlemania match...technically they could go with a fatal
four way with Naomi, Alexa, Becky & Mickie...but I'm getting ahead of myself.
~ Back to Carmella & Jimmy No Chin...how much popcorn has she eaten tonight?
~ And the Chamber begins to lower...this is going to be good. Please let Bray, Styles or Corbin win the title.
~ Ambrose, Corbin, Miz and Bray are starting out in the pods...I'm happy with that.
~ The crowd is buzzing...such a great atmosphere...
~ Nikki Bella's Boyfriend and Styles are starting this one out...
~ Ambrose is released first...
~ Bray is in next...
~ The Wolf is Loose! End of Days! End of Days! End of Days!
~ Hell Yeah! End of Days to Styles & Cena...Keep it going Corbin!
~ And the Miz is the lucky one...last released...hey WTF?!
Corbin is the first to go? Pass me my phone...I need to call BULLSHIT!!!
~ Another post elimination assault and now Ambrose goes through the pod...and End of Days to Ambrose...
I'm guessing that Ambrose/Corbin Wrestlemania match has just been set up.
~ Miz gets the pin on Ambrose...and holy shit...the Miz is kicking serious ass!
~ Ugh...Nikki Bella's Boyfriend eliminates the Miz...and that mixed tag match seems to be happening at Wrestlemania.
~
Sister Abigail to Cena! 1,2,3 Yes! Cena is gone...
~ We are down to Bray & Styles and no matter who wins...we all win!
~
Sister Abigail to Styles! 1,2,3 YES!!! HE DID IT!!!
~ Congratulations Bray...after all the horrible booking you've been through since your main roster debut...
you truly deserve this.
~ Thank you WWE...Thank you very much...
Highlights:
~ The entire Chamber match...
~ Bray Wyatt winning the title in the Chamber...
~ The Orton/Harper match...
~ Nikki Bella hooking in multiple submission holds...
~ Alexa Bliss looking fine...
~ Becky Lynch's outfit...
~ Slater & Rhyno...my favorite tag team in the WWE...
~ Naomi winning her first WWE title...
~ The crowd...
Lowlights:
~ Corbin being the first eliminated in the Chamber...
~ No Erick Rowan...
~ The double Count Out...WTF?!
~ Alexa loosing the title...(but she'll always be a champion to me)
~ Missing the Mojo/Curt Hawkins match...
~ Mauro Ranallo repeatedly calling the Elimination Chamber Hell In A Cell...
~ JBL...
All in All...I really, really enjoyed this Pay Per View...
A Perfect 9...
And I'm Done...