Battleground RATE BATTLEGROUND 2017
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What should if happened in the end was when Khali shook the prison, Orton fell the other direction onto to floor outside. Everyone would of fucking died of laughter.
In all seriousness though I find it hilarious that WWE tops what is probably the worst PPV of the year with one of the worst wrestlers of all time. Just is very fitting
Can't really disagree with most of what has already been said about this PPV. Indeed a downright poor show for the most part, I found it practically impossible to go above 3/10 which, quite frankly, might even be generous of me but I figured I'd give that much to at least show some love for the very few actual good things we saw...
- It almost takes...skill to open the show with what was easily MOTN in the tag team championship match but...hey....it's WWE, anything can happen....Even a shitty show despite an almost 5 star opener...Congrats to both teams for their excellent performances and of course an extra congrats to the New Day for winning the belts...Yeah, THEY ARE FUCKING BELTS VINCE....
- The only other fun part of the night in my view was the Fashion Files segment and, well, obviously the ending with their spoof of Paranormal Activity. Well, if we made it from classic TV shows to the movies, I am willing to bet right now that the next installment of the Fashion Files will feature Jigsaw and do a spoof of SAW. If they do, I will ABSOLUTELY MARK OUT being the SAW movies were one of my favorites of all time, which obviously makes me a very happy man by the way for the next one coming out in October....
- It really bums be to think they could have easily done a classic for Summerslam between Naomi and Charlotte, the two most athletic women in the division but chose Natalya instead. In all fairness, I ain't against Natalya winning and perhaps it was WWE just wanting to keep the face/heel dynamic or the record she will be breaking for PPV matches as mentioned above but while that is all fine, I still question the overall booking of Charlotte, pretty much from the day she got drafted to the blue brand...
- If Mike Kanellis is eating the pin on his first PPV match, you know this gimmick is doomed for failure...
- I literally finished watching the PPV about half an hour ago and haven't checked any news sites or whatnot so....question: was that a botched ending in the US Championship match? Certainly felt like an off ending to me....And why are we playing "hot potato" all of a sudden with it? What was the purpose of this quick back and forth?
- Aside from a couple of good spots, the main event was extremely boring and then...Great Khali, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
2:
- Would they actually consider Khali vs. Orton at Summerslam? If so, well, at least it will solve the bathroom break issue....
- It almost takes...skill to open the show with what was easily MOTN in the tag team championship match but...hey....it's WWE, anything can happen....Even a shitty show despite an almost 5 star opener...Congrats to both teams for their excellent performances and of course an extra congrats to the New Day for winning the belts...Yeah, THEY ARE FUCKING BELTS VINCE....
- The only other fun part of the night in my view was the Fashion Files segment and, well, obviously the ending with their spoof of Paranormal Activity. Well, if we made it from classic TV shows to the movies, I am willing to bet right now that the next installment of the Fashion Files will feature Jigsaw and do a spoof of SAW. If they do, I will ABSOLUTELY MARK OUT being the SAW movies were one of my favorites of all time, which obviously makes me a very happy man by the way for the next one coming out in October....
- It really bums be to think they could have easily done a classic for Summerslam between Naomi and Charlotte, the two most athletic women in the division but chose Natalya instead. In all fairness, I ain't against Natalya winning and perhaps it was WWE just wanting to keep the face/heel dynamic or the record she will be breaking for PPV matches as mentioned above but while that is all fine, I still question the overall booking of Charlotte, pretty much from the day she got drafted to the blue brand...
- If Mike Kanellis is eating the pin on his first PPV match, you know this gimmick is doomed for failure...
- I literally finished watching the PPV about half an hour ago and haven't checked any news sites or whatnot so....question: was that a botched ending in the US Championship match? Certainly felt like an off ending to me....And why are we playing "hot potato" all of a sudden with it? What was the purpose of this quick back and forth?
- Aside from a couple of good spots, the main event was extremely boring and then...Great Khali, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
2:- Would they actually consider Khali vs. Orton at Summerslam? If so, well, at least it will solve the bathroom break issue....
Battleground was such a letdown. It was easily the worst SmackDown PPV since the brand split. 2/10
The New Day vs The Usos was great and MOTN. It was the absolute highlight of the show.
But, everything else after that was just bad. The matches were largely meh and boring and there were a lot of crap endings that made the show unwatchable.
So, yeah, The New Day vs The Usos was great and the show can easily be turned off after it.
The New Day vs The Usos was great and MOTN. It was the absolute highlight of the show.
But, everything else after that was just bad. The matches were largely meh and boring and there were a lot of crap endings that made the show unwatchable.
So, yeah, The New Day vs The Usos was great and the show can easily be turned off after it.
So I forgot battleground was on yesterday.....
Remembered this morning so I watched the main event while I sat on le toilette. And honestly my shit was better than that hot garbage.
So I rate this a 1... because.... idk exactly why but at least it's a rating lol.
Remembered this morning so I watched the main event while I sat on le toilette. And honestly my shit was better than that hot garbage.
So I rate this a 1... because.... idk exactly why but at least it's a rating lol.
Fucking loved this PPV. The new rules for the Flag Match helped. It used to be that the first dude to get his flag was automatically the winner. Forcing them to run it up the ramp created more drama, and a compelling reason to get into THE PLUNDAH, as Dusty would say.
AJ vs KO was kick ass obviously.
Nattie challenging for the belt is long overdue.
Nak and Corbin's bloodfeud continues, and Nak did a sweet ass TORNADO SHINING WIZARD.
PUNJABI PRISON!!! FML I loved this match so much. I haven't been watching Smackdown, so I didn't really know much about the stips or how it was supposed to work. The deal with the doors and the limited window of opportunity to escape was a fun way to add suspense. I was rooting SO HARD for the Bollywood Boyz to show up. You knew they had to. If you're not some dipshit who's just started watching wrestling, you knew the Super Singh Bros were gonna come in and mix it up for their champ, The Maharaja. They did not disappoint. That bump by Samir was NASTY. Straight up nasty af.
The icing on the cake is big bubba GREAT KHALI coming down and choking Orton's dumb ass against the cage so Jinder could win. I was cheering so f'n loudly the entire time for Jinder. He works such a great main event / pro style now.
I assume the next on his list of heroes to destroy is John Cena. John Cena can summon all the nationalist RAH RAH USA garbage he wants, he still will not dethrone The Maharaja.
10/10
AJ vs KO was kick ass obviously.
Nattie challenging for the belt is long overdue.
Nak and Corbin's bloodfeud continues, and Nak did a sweet ass TORNADO SHINING WIZARD.
PUNJABI PRISON!!! FML I loved this match so much. I haven't been watching Smackdown, so I didn't really know much about the stips or how it was supposed to work. The deal with the doors and the limited window of opportunity to escape was a fun way to add suspense. I was rooting SO HARD for the Bollywood Boyz to show up. You knew they had to. If you're not some dipshit who's just started watching wrestling, you knew the Super Singh Bros were gonna come in and mix it up for their champ, The Maharaja. They did not disappoint. That bump by Samir was NASTY. Straight up nasty af.
The icing on the cake is big bubba GREAT KHALI coming down and choking Orton's dumb ass against the cage so Jinder could win. I was cheering so f'n loudly the entire time for Jinder. He works such a great main event / pro style now.
I assume the next on his list of heroes to destroy is John Cena. John Cena can summon all the nationalist RAH RAH USA garbage he wants, he still will not dethrone The Maharaja.
10/10
Punctuation isn't something which can just be conveniently ignored
After watching the Punjabi Prison match, I would rather see Hulk Hogan vs Grado in a strip naked no censor match.
0 Worst PPV of the year. Glad I slept through this shit rather than watch. I can't convey how stupid this crap it.
@Green Power Ranger You're rate threads are awesome, but not enough to give this crap fest PPV any more than absolute zero
