Random Cough

[catlady]

Make up a disease, how its contracted/spread, what the symptoms are and how it is cured. Can literally be anything.

Mine:

Disease: Kitenconjunktivitus
Spread: Watching to many kitten videos on youtube.
Symptoms: Itchy toes, tail growth, purr-cough, hair balls.
Cure: Getting licked by a puppy.

 

[Danielson]

Disease: Stoopiantitis
Spread: Talking to someone stupid
Symptoms: Dillusions, hallucinations, affective flattening, alogia, avolition
Cure: Reading a book

 

[Swift]

well i have one of the syptoms

:dawg::isee:

 

[White Panda]

well i have one of the syptoms

how2gramer. ity:

 

[Hannah Bee]

Disease: Duncaninjitis
Spread: Reading the Naked issue of Attitude UK w/ Blue on the cover
Symptoms: Change of underwear every ten seconds
Cure: THERE'S NO CURE IT'S LIKE CANCER

 

[Brother Loathe]

Disease: Laurinaitis
Spread: Only few badasses are chosen catch this disease.
Symptoms: Talk like an old man, repeatedly say your name and job.
Cure: Someone telling you, "YOU'REEEE FIREED!"

 

[Matt]

Disease: Life
Spread: Sex
Symptoms: Being Alive
Cure: Death

 

[Zach]

Disease: Gay
Spread: Being around gay people
Symptoms: Acting gay
Cure: Getting sex from a girl

 

[Jonathan]

Disease: Pandafagitis
Spread: Coming into contact with White Panda
Symptoms: Talking shite
Cure: Banning the troll

 

[Aids Johnson]

Disease: Pandafagitis
Spread: Coming into contact with White Panda
Symptoms: Talking shite
Cure: Banning the troll

This, even though Jonathan was the one who posted it. He has it also.

 

[Jonathan]

This, even though Jonathan was the one who posted it. He has it also.

I know. :upset: