R-Truth - The Conscience Of The WWE

[Pat Patterson]

I know Undertaker has always been referred to as "The Conscience of the WWF/E", but I have never liked that title personally.

I feel it is starting to fit R-Truth. Like his name implies, he will always tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not. He told John Cena some hard facts last night about his involvement with Nexus, and I feel it was a wonderful segment for R-Truth. He is a phenomenal talent, and I hope to see more of these talks out of him in the future.

Also I saw him naked in the shower once, and it was glorious. It was like a toddler's arm. An African toddler's arm. Like Angelina Jolie's adopted kid's arm. That's how big his cock was.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

^Was he bigger than Virgil? You would know because Virgil laid his cock on your desk in order to get pushed. I read that in Tom Billington's (The Dynamite Kid) book.

 

[imported_Adam]

^Hey look, Gates trying to hop on the bandwagon. SURPRISE!

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

^Hey look, Gates trying to hop on the bandwagon. SURPRISE!

What bandwagon? Are you talking about the Wigger Jorts bandwagon? Lots of people hated him before I did....

 

[imported_Adam]

No, your trying to seem cool by going along with Pat Pattersons joke.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

This is pure gold.

 

[...god...]

Adam, shut the fuck up, jesus.

 

[imported_Adam]

This doesn't concern you. Sorry.

 

[...god...]

It concerns me because I have to read your fucking stupidity and hypocrisy on a public forum.

 

[imported_Adam]

Actually you don't if you see that the post is mine, simply pass it over. Nobody is forcing you to read the words I type.

 

[monkeystyle]

It concerns me because I have to read your fucking stupidity and hypocrisy on a public forum.

I would have banned him a long time ago tbh.

 

[Pat Patterson]

I want you all to kiss and make-up. Use tongue.

 

[Axis]

This is not funny :/