Punk ends up in feud with the Screeching Weasels

[Stopspot]

Screeching Weasel frontman Ben Weasel posted the following on his Facebook about former WWE Superstar CM Punk:

“Okay gang, CM Punk’s been running his mouth again and it’s time to teach him a lesson. Who’s CM Punk, you ask (along with the rest of the world)? Some washed up, burnt-out, has-been former wrestler who’s been reduced to hanging out on Twitter challenging guys half his size to fist fights, that’s who. I wish I was joking.

Yours truly was targeted by the big goof when he saw a YouTube video purportedly showing me hitting two women while on stage in Austin TX a few years ago. In fact I was hugging those ladies with my fists, not that it’s any of his business. But the slobbering nitwit still challenged me to a fight, I guess so women will feel like he’s a really great guy.

Well, guess what? I don’t believe our female fans are delicate flowers in need of the protection of some oily mouth-breather who runs around in his underwear pretending to fight other men for a living. I think you ladies can hold your own. Heck, I KNOW you can.

So I’m challenging all our female fans – including all our M-F transgender fans – to stand up with us on stage at our show in Chicago on 11/22 and challenge the big goon to a fight. He thinks it’s so easy to slug a chick? Let’s see him try!

This is not a joke. If you’re up to the challenge and can throw a solid punch, or even just kick a gym-muscled bully in his shriveled-up, steroid-ravaged nuts, post in this thread. Our road manager Kotton will contact you if we can use your help. Let’s shut this buffoon’s mouth once and for all!”

Pwmania.

Best thing I read all day.

lol

 

[Leo C]

1: Punk? Gym-muscled steroid user? :dawg::dawg:

 

[Majour]

Ben Weasel really just needs to shut the fuck up. The guy is total hypocrite and really needs to stop writing garbage like this.
I'm not sticking up for punk, but Weasel is a woman beating piece of shit.

 

[Swift]

lol Punk's an internet warrior/white knight

 

[seabs]

Hugging them with his fists? Eh?

 

[Rogue]

It's a work, everything is a work.

 

[The GOAT]

Funny how CM Punk loves to call out women beaters like Chris Brown and this guy, yet he doesn't mind professing to be a huge fan of Wifebeater 3:16. (Yeah, that was over a decade ago. So what. If it happened today, Punk would probably just shrug it off and say how it's "none of his business" and continue to praise Stone Cold.)

 

[Forumblawk]

... How do you hug with your fists?

 

[seabs]

1: Punk? Gym-muscled steroid user? :dawg::dawg:

:haha: just caught that.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Settle it in the ring, douchebags.

Put 'em in a cage match.

:heenan:

 

[Swift]

1: Punk? Gym-muscled steroid user? :dawg::dawg:

L

O

L

 

[Roadster]

I have a good feeling that he's never seen this slug on tv. ity1:

 

[CFCrusader]

He calls Punk a has-been but I've never heard of these guys before.

Basically, random punk ass (lololo pun) rock dude doesn't like Punk, thinks wrestling is fake, makes a fool out of himself, would still get rekt by Punk any day of the week. 10/10

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Punk is a fuck boy and nobody has ever heard of this shitty band. cool.

 

[Majour]

Punk is a fuck boy and nobody has ever heard of this shitty band. cool.

I actually have heard of Screaching weasel- have a few of their records. Punk and Ben Weasel are still assholes though