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Re: iMPACT 9/5: Grado and Muhammad Hassan Vs Manik and Chris Sabin

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The crowd after popping three straight times for the sounds of someones entrance theme, finally react differently when they all collectively boo towards the stage as the target of their hatred emerges through the curtain. Hassan looks around with an angry look in his face before he spits down on the floor and continues walking down the ramp as he raises his microphone up.

Muhammad Hassan:

Would you three please shut up before you embarrass yourselves any further.

The crowd boos loudly, clearing disagreeing on who should be the one to shut up as Hassan continues.

You three come out here...you complain about being eliminated from a match none of you had a prayer of winning in the first place, you talk about your failures but of the four of us I am the only one who has not failed.

Again the crowd boos in disagreement, not only considering Hassan lost to Sting but Hassan being the first man eliminated out of the thirty.

I had Sting defeated without argument, when a man who had absolutely NO business out in the ring ran in and attacked me costing me the match. Khosrow has a managers license which means he had every right to be out in the ring, The so-called "Ultimate" Warrior ran down and cost me the match and yet he is not reprimanded or punished for it no instead he is added to the Tag Team championship Tournament. Then in a match that was supposed to be every man for himself, in a match I was supposed to win...it was proven once again that no matter what country your from or your background, if you are of Arab descent you are public enemy number one. That match was NEVER thirty opponents against one another it was first and foremost 29 men against one, and that is why I didn't fail. I didn't lose a one on one match I lost a two on one match, I didn't get eliminated by someone better than me I was attacked by everyone in the ring. And yet no one talks about this injustice, They gloss over it and talk about every other little thing that happened on the show. There has been one episode of Impact, and everything I've said about this brand, this company, this country, and the world has all come true as I am shafted once again for being proud of being Arab-American.

Hassan looks angrily at his partner for the show.

And yet again I am shown disrespect as I am only booked on the show because my name was drawn from a hat to tag team with...this. A man who is Scottish, a man none of you can even understand when he talks, and yet you cheer him. You cheer him because he panders to you, Any foreigner is good with America as long as they pander to the Americans in the crowd, well I am not a foreigner, I am an American and as an American I am here to say I don't need to pander to any of you. And simply because I am thrown into this Joke of a Jokers wild tag team match doesn't mean I will play along and just follow orders.

Muhammad turns to his opponents.

But that doesn't mean I'm going to lay down and quit just like so many others have, I am continuing to fight against the oppression, and just because I am not going to be a cohesive unit with this man doesn't mean you two are safe. On the first Episode of Impact I was supposed to rise against the prejudice general manager, put down the racist bigot Sting, and defeat 30 men to become the first UWF Champion of Arab Descent in history...And now that everyones made sure to cost me that, I am going to make sure to cost Everyone anything they desire. Starting with the two of you.

Hassan hands the microphone to Daivari

Khosrow Daivari:

لقد يحترم كل هذا الرجل، والآن وقال انه سيعطي كل شيء يعود لكم. واحدا تلو الآخر سوف يسقط كل من محمد حسن وبمجرد ان تتم سيكون لديك أي خيار آخر سوى الثناء باسمه، والعبادة عند قدميه.​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: Impact 9/5 - The Kliq vs. The Facepaint Warriors

The lights go out as the fans explode in excitement and cheering.

When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.

From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.

The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.

This. Is. Sting.

After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the entrance theme of the "Icon" begins to play.

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The theme is "Willing" by Times of Grace as Sting walks out and proudly gestures to the adoring crowd.

Sting makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, microphone in hand as he looks at Nash, ready to address him as "Willing" fades out to silence.

Sting: The Face Paint Warriors? I have to know who put that on the marquee because that is not what we're calling ourselves. I haven't even decided if I want to go back to teaming up with anyone, let alone Ultimate Warrior. Do I appreciate that he had my back last week? Absolutely. Do I trust him a little more now than I did before last Thursday? Yes to that as well, but that hardly means I trust him one hundred percent and that hardly means I'm completely sold on the idea of teaming up with him. If Warrior and I begin teaming up regularly, and not just because Joseph Park booked us on the same side, we will go by the team name we competed under when we were starting our careers together, the Blade Runners, not the Face Paint Warriors.

A tag team name like the Face Paint Warriors makes me feel like he and I should be wearing shoulder pads with paint brushes in place of spikes, to really drive home the fact that not only are we being marketed as rip-offs of the Road Warriors, but that we're all about painting our faces. Anyway, how I feel about the name we're being billed under is irrelevant because our team name is going to have nothing to do with how we fare in the ring on Thursday night, it will have no effect on the end result or the performance that gets us all there whatsoever so I just let my grievances go and quit focusing on that.

Tell me, Kev, is there a trend going on around here because there sure have been a lot of seven footers showing up recently. Matt Morgan, Kane, Khali, you, Undertaker, I wouldn't be surprised if Big Show found his way back to UWF soon. Speaking of The Undertaker, I think it's interesting that you liken me to him in such a way that you accuse me of trying to rip him off. For starters let me point out that being a locker room leader is not his gimmick, being the "Deadman" is. In every locker room in every federation around the world there are locker room leaders, that's just one of those positions that's necessary to the survival of the industry, so if I'm ripping him off then there's a buckoo of other wrestlers globally that are also ripping him off.

Secondly, I think it's all well and good that you wanted to take the time to get that off your chest and speak your mind on that, ya know, show respect for your friend and all that, but The Undertaker isn't who you should be defending or speaking highly of right now, it should be your tag team partner in this match, the COO Triple H. Thirdly, don't ever think you know what I'm going to say before I say it, Kevin, because you make yourself look stupid when you do that. I'm not going to say a single thing about backstage politics, because how you conduct yourself behind that curtain is of no concern to me right now, what I want to know is how you're going to conduct yourself in this ring on Thursday.

When that bell rings and you don't have your big talk to hide behind and you have to shake off that ring rust faster than you're comfortable doing, are you going to be able to go the distance, or are you going to be outshined? It doesn't matter how good wearing a suit makes you feel or how cushy a job it is to sit at a desk doing paperwork, everyone's fate at your fingertips, because when you and Triple H climb into this ring, there are no suits, there is no paperwork, we conduct business with our bare hands. When you step into this ring, you're in my office, and regardless of how big you are, Kev, that's not going to make a bit of difference if you can't defend yourself on the level that you need to to advance in this tournament and have any hope of capturing that contendership.

I don't care if you like me or what I'm saying, big guy, , I don't even care if you respect me, because the world keeps spinning if you don't and this tournament isn't about which team is more popular or which team has the most collective respect, it's about which team is better. Who works the best together when it matters most, that will be what determines who's going to leave Bound For Glory with the Tag Team Championships and that will be what determines who's going to leave Impact one step closer to those belts. Will it be you?

Sting lowers his microphone as he and Nash don't take their eyes off of one another, the crowd cheering the intensity already brewing between these two as anxiety is in the air regarding who will come out next, Triple H or Ultimate Warrior.​

 

[Sam]

Re: iMPACT 9/5: Grado and Muhammad Hassan Vs Manik and Chris Sabin

Grado: Aye mate, you're bang on!, couldn't have said it better myself...

Daivari and Hassan turn to Grado and look him up and down with disgust that he even raised his voice again. Grado clearly with no idea what Daivari said insists on slapping him on the back and nodding his head. Daivari shrugs him off as Grado continues.

Look, honestly I know where yer both coming from. I've felt persecution in my life too. Naw, honestly. I remember playing football or soccer to all you Americans here this evening, and I remember lining up to get put into teams in school. The wee fast guys?, they got picked first, the dead ball specialist was up next, the goal poacher was picked then and there was Grado, the wee chubby boy who couldn'y kick a ball in a straight line. I've felt persecution mate. I've felt persecution when I went to get a job before I embarked on this fairytale wrestling career, and I strolled doon to the Job Centre Plus and they asked me, "you got any experience?"... I said, "naw" and guess whit?... I never got a job. That's real persecution. That's real injustice. So believe me when I tell ye Mo, I feel like the two of us are on the same wavelength... I think our experiences are pure similar and I think that's going to help us win our match against these two on Thursday.

Muhammad, mostly disgusted by being called 'Mo' shakes head, the crowd is behind Grado once more as this odd-ball team brings the laughs.

But I'll tell ye, Chris Sabin, Manik, you'se are both right in sayin' I need to get my head in the game, I need to forget about Brock Lesnar, I need to forget about that dafty and focus on this match because I know just how good the two of you are. You do moves that I've never even thought about doing... no that I could ever pull them off anyway, but still. But boys, I hope ye realise what a focused Grado... a focused unit fueled by persecution and injustice means for you two. It means... that well, yer getting beat on Thursday. And it's no personal, it honestly isn'y, it's just business, I like to have a laugh, I like to have a carry on and have fun but when it comes down to it, I want to win matches and I want to win championships and on Thursday the team of Grado-Mo are going to take one step closer to making the biggest moment of wrestling history EVER... and that moments when we become UWF World Tag Team Champions!, Yass!

Grado throws a fist in the air and turns to 'Mo' who looks utterly dejected at the fact he's teaming up with Grado.​

 

[TheOneKnownAsFetter]

Re: 9/5 iMPACT Austin Aries vs. Bully Ray

Bully nods his head as Arie's finishes up, amused by what he had to say. Bully leans against the ropes as he raises his mic to speak again​

Aries I personally want to thank you; yes don't stand over there looking too dumbfounded I said I want to THANK you. I want to thank you for what was probably the biggest piece of crap , I've heard one person say standing in this ring. You come down to this ring, down to MY ring to interrupt my time & all you manage to muster up is grade school insults about my weight, my age, & the clothing I choose to wear? It's no surprise that the monkey's that run this company decided to take away your Money in the Bank briefcase; cause you don't have what it takes to stand in this ring with a superstar such as myself. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? I mean have you honestly stepped back and taken a hard look?​

Aries nods his head cocky, as he runs his hands down his suit; smirking.​

Austin Aries you're one pink shirt away from forming a tag team with Darren Young right about now.​

Austin Aries face glows red as this brings huge heat for Bully Ray; he continues​

Aries let me cut you off before you even start; because last week I did lose that match for the UWF Global Championship, I'll admit that. If I remember correctly, & by the way you stand here in this ring with me minus the UWF Global Championship over your shoulder; you did too. When it comes down to it, it doesn't matter if you were screwed by upper management like I was twice last week, or you by some grace of a miracle made the final four like you somehow managed to accomplish last week. Only ONE thing matters in this industry, and that fact is that neither one of us standing here could get the job done when it mattered.The Great Khali holds my championship gold, and it annoys the CRAP out of me, even more such then your little tirade of irrelevancy. ​

The crowd begins a "You Suck" chant towards Bully Ray who walks around the ring a bit before bringing his mic up.​

Ladies & gentlemen I assure you that is no way to talk about Austin Aries, come on now, he's trying his best.​

Aries is growing hot, as Bully keeps playing to the heat from the crowd​

Now Aries, let me put it to you this way since you seemed to have failed to grasp the concept from my promo last week; as well as the things I've said tonight. You may be younger; you may possess more talent then me, you may even dress more stylish & metro then me. All these I could probably agree are accurate statements, yes? The fact of the matter is THIS. I've main evented shows, I've been on a Wrestlemania card & stole the show, & I've wrestled all across the world & have won more titles then you could wrap your feeble mind around. I know who you are Austin Aries, but I honestly couldn't give a crap less. You'll never be the "Go to guy" because you've already proven you can't handle that pressure. When all the spotlight shines on Austin Aries, he runs into cover, disappears because he knows he'll be exposed for the mid-card filler he really is. When I win this KOTR for iMPACT & make my way to Bound for Glory against either the Great Khali or Rob Van Dam, I won't run when that pressures arrives. I will prove to everyone that runs this brand, I'll prove to everyone back in that locker room & I'll prove to the UWF Universe why I AM the most brash, the most deadly, & the most conniving & calculating superstar to ever grace one of UWF's rings with his presence. There's a reason why management keeps me off this camera, is because I hurt people. You thought you were in the fight of your life last year Austin Aries against Randy Orton, you've never stepped into the ring...with a BULLY. ​

ooc: Sorry it took a bit, it wasn't exactly what I had thought up but it's alright.

 

[Dash]

Re: 9/5 iMPACT Austin Aries vs. Bully Ray

Austin Aries
The biggest piece of crap? Really? I don't understand, what was it that I said? I mean, I know that I said Bully Ray a few times, I can see how you might mistake that for a 'big piece of crap'. Maybe I was speaking a little too fast for you? Were the big words a little too difficult for you to follow? I should have taken account of who I was talking to, that's my mistake and I apologise. But are you honestly going to stand here and complain that I picked you out by your weight and your age? This is the first time I've seen you, I have to go with my first impression of you, and Bully, the only impression I get when I look at you is that you are exactly what you look like, an overweight, old aged man. Complaining about that is like me complaining when people pick me out by my size, believe me it's happened plenty of times, but I know that I'm short, I know that I'm generally looked at as an underdog, and you know what, Bully? It doesn't bother me in the least bit because I can still take a man twice my size, hoist him up into the air and bring him crashing down to earth with a shattering brainbuster.


Austin Aries
You might be right when you say that I've never stepped into this ring with someone like you... I mean you've said yourself numerous times that I was in the fight of my life against Randy Orton last year, and this year I've been through hell, beating five other men to become Mr. Money in the Bank, winning the Television Championship as well as the World Championship. I've been in this ring with Rob Van Dam, Sting, Orton, Shawn and even Triple H, but I've never stepped into the ring with someone who leaves footprints in the concrete.


Aries looks proud with himself from that last comment and quietly laughs to himself, the crowd joins with him as Bully starts to lose his patience again.


Austin Aries
Relax, big man. There's one thing that you're right about, I lost the gauntlet last week, I'm not disputing that, but I lasted over thirty minutes longer than you, and unlike you, I actually eliminated someone. You were eliminated by the Global Champion himself, your claim that the belt should be around your waist and not his holds no water, yet here you are again, throwing words like 'irrelevant' at me. Is it supposed to bother me? Am I supposed to break down and cry? Please Bully, tell me, why on earth would I give a crap what you think of me or my career when you've yet to achieve anything in yours? You still have this clouded belief that even with your lack of experience, you're going to walk out of Bound for Glory as the number one contender to the Global Championship, but it's just not going to happen. Keep bringing up your past, Bully. It's not in the least bit surprising to me that you have to dig years and years into the past to find any achievements or accolades that you can be proud of. I can do that too, but I don't need to. I've won championships in the past, but unlike you, I've won some in the present too. You've wrestled almost ten years longer than I have, so yeah, you may have a few more championships under your belt than I have, but I guarantee you that in ten years time, I'll have held double the amount of championships that you have, because I'm the whole damn package.


Aries looks more determined than ever now as he gets into Bully's personal space.


Austin Aries
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm not looking to lose my opportunity to redeem myself, so you better bring your A game next time if you want to stand any chance of defeating me.​

 

[Chase]

Re: iMPACT 9/5: Grado and Muhammad Hassan Vs Manik and Chris Sabin

Manik goes as he look at his teammate Chris Sabin and he begins to speak

Manik: Chris, I am glad you feel the same as I. It makes me truly believe that even someone as ordinary as you can find success. You are like TJ, and that is what makes me want to believe in you some more. I feel as if we were meant to be teaming with each other, and it will be such an honor when you and I win this match on impact together as a team.

Manik turns to Hassan as he begins to speak

Manik Hassan you shouldn't be mad that you had the name of Grado drawn as your partner. No instead you should be more worried that the names of Chris and I got pulled out to face to. This country has done nothing wrong to you, or anyone. No what is wrong is your attitude here. You feel like this because maybe in your country you were a king, or a righteous hero. Now though that you came here your upset because you have to start at the bottom of the food chain. Hassan all of us are on the bottom of the food chain here on impact. America dosen't hate you. Your view on this country is so vague, but most of all the fact is your vague on who your opponents are.

You may look at us and think we are nothing more then two short people. We are more then just short people, we are people with great gifts inside of this ring, and abilities to show that anything is possible. So Hassan keep blaming this country for all the problems you seem to be having, because your real problem is Chris and I. We are the people you need to be worrying a lot on Thursday, and just like Grado if your head is not focused on us you could cost yourself a big win here in this company. So remember when we beat you this Thursday blame us, not this beautiful country.

fans cheer at Manik's righteousness as the fans chant "USA" Manik goes as he turns to Grado

Manik: Don't put yourself down Grado... You may feel as if in the past you have been not been the best at anything, but all those people who picked you last in any sport should be ashamed. People like you shouldn't be judged for what your weight is, and for those people who have judged you must feel bad now, because look at where you are now. You are here in the UWF. You are in a place only a select few can call a home. That right there should give you hope in what you can accomplish.

Come to think of it that is a nice little name you got for your team. Chris I think we should think of one up for ourselves... In fact I got one.. We will be called for now on as... The Watchdogs. What do you think of that?

Manik turns to Chris as the fans cheer as Manik turns to Chris Sabin waiting for a response on the name.​

 

[Bully Ray]

Re: iMPACT 9/5: Grado and Muhammad Hassan Vs Manik and Chris Sabin

Sabin: Yes Manik that would be quite good but let me cut to the chase here! Hassan you come out here and disrespect all of us in this ring. But the last thing I heard is that you're not Global Champion are you? Isn't that guy called The Great Khali? And just cause Grado here is Scottish you disrespect him? You stand up for people to stop disgracing the Arabs when you're doing the same to the Scottish? In my books that's called hypocrisy! Yeah I know how there's discrimination here in this world and yes there is a lot! But it doesn't mean you can just make the fun out of Grado? You two need to focus on us two and not on each other! That's a piece of advice!

Yes me, Manik & Grado failed last week! But so did you right? It matters all about are abilities not about the race, creed or colour! Don't blame this nation for your failures as honestly most of them have done nothing! If anything blame your failures on the people who beat you in that ring! And tonight that could be us!

Chants of USA start to break out once more!

Sabin: Manik me and you have an opportunity tonight to shine and tonight to prove to the people why we're the real deal and we own it! In life you get opportunities sometimes you lose but sometimes you win! And tonight we've go to take that opportunity and get the win! We need to move on to bigger things! Forget the past Manik! As the future is what we need to think about!

Sabin stares at Manik then Grado followed by Hassan who he gives a long mean stare.​

 

[SBS]

Re: Impact 9/5 - The Kliq vs. The Facepaint Warriors

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The music of the COO and Smackdown Superstar Triple H hits the PA System and the crowd explode into cheers. The cheers get even louder as the Game makes his way out from the back and onto the staging. He is once again dressed in one of his finest shoots and has a look of determination and fury on his face as he nearly runs over a camera man on his way down to the ring. No pop or circumstance tonight, instead Hunter walks up the steel ring steps and steps into the ring. He is given a microphone from Lillian Garcia and begins to speak.

Hunter: Gentlemen sorry I’m a little late to the festivities, but when you run the day to day operations of this company your schedule can get pretty hectic especially on a Monday because we all know what comes tomorrow and that’s Raw. I know you were getting worried Kev but don’t fret, I haven’t let you down before and I’m not going to start now. However, to say my focus right now is on this match on Thursday would be far from the truth, I’ve got much bigger fish to fry at the moment. However when Thursday gets here, and my entrance music hits, I will be here ready to go and this match WILL have my 100% attention.

The crowd roar in approval that they are going to get the Game Triple H on their show to do battle against two legends.

First things first here, Kev buddy, don’t be breaking the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] wall. That guy’s Sting, I’m Triple H, and your big sexy… Well maybe thirty years ago. The point being I don’t want people calling me Paul. In this ring, in this business there are a few names I want to be known by, Hunter, Hearst, Helmsley, The Game, The King of Kings, but someone calls me Paul in this ring they are going to get hurt, and that goes for you as well Sting.

The crowd laugh at Triple H throwing his birth name under the bus. Triple H isn’t laughing however as he turns to look at Sting.

I bet the Icon here is wondering why in the hell we’re even here in the first place. I got to admit it wasn’t my idea and believe me I’ve had some good ideas. No, I got to chalk up Kev and I being in this tag tournament to him. You see last week on Smackdown Kev saved my ass from a nasty beating. So when he came to me asking for a favor, to be his tag team partner in the tag team tournament it wasn’t like I could say no. And hell if I’m honest I wouldn’t mind adding UWF Tag Team Champion to my already impressive resume. And why the hell not when I have a 7 foot bad ass like Kev here covering me. It means everyone in this tournament is on notice, because when Daddy Diesel and the Game step into the ring as Tag Team Partners, our opponents are going to be in for one hell of an ass kicking!

The crowd pop again but this time with less luster realizing Triple H is talking about the Icon being one of those asses kicked.

Now Sting, I wanna get this right out in the open before I go any further. I look at you and I see someone I respect. You helped me keep Anarchy going long after it should have been put to pasture. You helped make it what it is today. But this isn’t Anarchy and I sure as hell ain’t Vince Russo. I hope unlike him the feeling is mutual, and guarantee you, it will be an honor to beat you and advance in this tournament.

The crowd applauds the mutual respect between both men.

And then there is your partner, the Warrior. If he’s as difficult to work with in the ring as he was trying to get him to sign a contract well I don’t like your chances Stinger. Seriously you see this mane there are a few grey hairs there thanks to that sorry SOB. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to take either of you lightly. Cause you see I understand the face paint, I get it. It’s a badge of honor, of integrity, and respect. Its almost like a calling to bigger and better things. It is important to you, to Warrior and a lot of the UWF faithful. But come Thursday night, I won’t give a damn and respect isn’t going to stop me from whipping your ass. We’re finally going to see who is better, the Icon or the King of Kings. Kev and I are ready to play, so tell me Sting, are you ready to play the Game?

Before Sting can answer however he is interrupted by….

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[TheOneKnownAsFetter]

Re: 9/5 iMPACT Austin Aries vs. Bully Ray

Bully Ray smirks, as he pulls tic tacs from his pocket & offers them to Aries, who knocks them to the mat​

Next time you come into my personal space, how bout a breath check. Your breath is almost as poor as your mic skills. "Im the total package", "you're old & out of shape" I mean did you even listen to what you said the first time? You've somehow managed to waste more of my time, by repeating the exact same thing you said before. I mean hell, didn't Eddie Sharkey teach you anything before you made it to the big leagues? Austin Aries, I have you figured out; and it wasn't that hard to do, by just standing here and listening to you ramble on about my career or my looks. Austin Aries, you're angry about something but about what? It finally donned on me though. It struck me like a lighting bolt. Could it be that simple? ​

Aries seems puzzled as Bully Ray continues​

Aries you're angry because you know, as well as I know that you fear standing across the ring from me, I can see it in your eyes. It radiates from your body. You claim you can lift guys twice my size, we'll see tonight on iMPACT. It should be me that has to lift you, because like anyone else you're ever in the ring with; you have to be carried. Countless of times when you've decided to come into this ring, you've lacked the fortitude to entertain these fans; you rely on the man who stands across the ring from you to give you that glory. To put you in those five star matches; to win you awards. You beat five men for the Money in the Bank briefcase; but at the same time managed to lose it & a chance to compete against any World Champion this company has. It burns you up inside knowing that you won't be able to beat me; that once again Austin Aries will take his place rightfully at the back of the line. The fact that I will be victorious in our match, the fact that a guy whose twice your age will prove once again that he is the most gifted superstar this company has ever saw. I came to this company for a reason; and that's to finally get MINE. For years I've stood back as guys like Sting,like Hulk Hogan & so many countless others took my rightful place on top, because of backstage politics. Not anymore, and not HERE.​

Bully Ray paces the ropes, as the situation is getting heated​

You see Aries, it would be what you want if I just rolled over & allowed you to take this match, to take MY spot at Bound for Glory, nun uh not going to happen kid. The last time I held World championship gold was in TNA; and I did everything I could to gain that title. I screwed you over, I screwed Sting over, I screwed Hulk Hogan over, and I screwed Brooke Hogan. There wasn't anyone in that locker room that could stop me then, and there's no one in this locker room now that can likewise. It's not about the past though Austin Aries; I'll give you that. You lasted thirty more minutes then me in the Gauntlet match last week, but you also had managements favor in going in towards the end. Our match this week will be different. There's not thirty other guys trying to interfere with my glory, no; no there isn't. It's just yourself and me Austin Aries. You won't have Hulk Hogan's blessing or help to hit me with a low blow to steal a match, no not this time. Tonight we will truly see who the Greatest of All time is. CM Punk can claim he's the best but I've beat him. When I beat you tonight Aries there won't be a man in that locker room who can say they're better then Bully Ray. ​

Aries rolls his eyes.​

I'll tell you what though Aries, I'm feeling generous & I'm known as being a very generous man. When I go on to Bound for Glory; when I claim my spot on top of the mountain; I'll allow you the greatest honor. You can be my little personal assistant of sorts. You can go get my dry cleaning, you can lace my boots up, & Ill even allow you just once to hold MY UWF Global Championship; but just once. Make sure you get a nice polish on it, I want my name to glimmer on that title. I'll even allow you to accompany me to ringside for my title defenses, my generosity like my aspirations knows no boundaries ​

Bully Ray lowers his mic, awaiting a Austin Aries response.​

 

[Dash]

Re: 9/5 iMPACT Austin Aries vs. Bully Ray

Aries appears excited as his eyes light up and he yells out in a sarcastic tone


Austin Aries
Gee Bully! You mean it? For real? You're not messing with me here right? I actually get to accompany you down to the ring, do your laundry AND polish your title? Man, I have to get my head around this... I mean sure, when I was younger I used to work in my uncle's law firm as his assistant, so I do have the experience in that field... But that's still a lot of responsibility you're trusting me with here.. I'm not sure I can do it. Now don't get me wrong, I'm honoured that you would give me the opportunity to shine alongside your bright star, but I'm just not sure how long I could survive in your make believe world. I think I'd rather stay in the real world. I mean from the sheer fact that in this alternate reality of yours, not only do you beat me, but you leave Bound for Glory with the Global Championship around your waist, it doesn't really seem like a place I would want to be. So I think I'll be sticking around here. By all means, you can continue to live in your twisted reality, eat all the mushrooms you want, save the princess of the kingdom, run away from the big scary bully and go on adventures with D-Uigi. I really couldn't care less, because I'm fine staying here with my spot in the king of the ring, but once you're ready to enter back into the actual reality again, let me know because I'll be waiting.


Bully Ray seems confused as Aries continues.


Austin Aries
You're right about me being angry, Bully. But it's not because I'm terrified of stepping into the ring with one of the mario brothers, no, it's because I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to one side, telling me that I'll never achieve anything and questioning my ability to perform! I prove the critics wrong each and every day when I get into this ring, I can do things that no one else in the world would even dare to attempt, not only can I capture the audiences attention, I can hold onto it for the duration of my match. You want to say that I rely on the man that I'm competing against to elevate me to new heights, but you're wrong, in fact it's the complete opposite. With my in ring ability, my technical skills, I can make anyone look good as a wrestler. You might propose a challenge, Bully. but I'm still confident that I can make your ass kicking look spectacular. Like I said before, I'm not bothered that Hunter stripped me of my briefcase, he can keep it, I'd rather show you and the rest of the hypocrites in this arena tonight that I deserve to be in the main event picture. It's almost sickening that we showcase our main event with a known drug addict and a man who doesn't even understand what the championship around his waist means. iMPACT need someone to rise up to the top, someone who can carry the brand on their back and in process save the championship from a future of disaster, that someone is Austin Aries and I don't plan to let them down.


Aries turns towards Bully and motions for him to come closer, Bully reluctantly steps forwards as Aries lifts the microphone to his lips once more.

Austin Aries
I can tell that you must have trouble when it comes to maths, all those numbers next to each other jumbles up your mind, so let me help you out here, I'm thirty five. I know you weren't exactly hit with the good looking stick, but I'm pretty sure that you're not seventy years old! Although I suppose that would explain the symptoms of dementia. At most, you're forty five, maybe fifty, so no Bully, I won't be beaten by a man that's double my age, unless Joseph Parks decides to throw Ric Flair into this match, but even then I still won't be beaten. You're mistaken when you say that I want you to lie down and hand me the victory, you clearly haven't been listening to me. I want to prove myself, I want to show the world exactly why Austin Aries belongs in the main event, to do that, I need a challenge, I want to fight someone who's prepared to give me their all, to throw everything they know at me. I don't want to stroll through to the finals of this tournament, that would be nothing short of a disappointment to me.


The crowd start to chant 'Austin Aries' again as they can see his words come from his emotions.


Austin Aries
At the end of the night Bully, all I want is a match I can be proud of. Obviously walking out with a victory would be a bonus, but honestly, I want a match I can look back at and say, I gave it my all. Just like last week in the Gauntlet Match, I may have entered at number twenty one and I may not have won, but I can look back at that match and say, I gave it my best shot and I put my name out there by eliminating Brian Kendrick and lasting as long as I did. I proved my worth in the thirty minutes I spent in the ring, and that's all I wanted. All you can look back at is betraying your brother and being decimated by The Great Khali. Oh, how proud you must be!


Before Aries can continue, Bully slaps the microphone out of his hands and yells “THAT'S ENOUGH!â€￾. Aries stares down at the microphone, clearly not appreciative of Bully's interruption.

​

 

[rawisrey]

Re: iMPACT 9/5: Grado and Muhammad Hassan Vs Manik and Chris Sabin

Muhammad Hassan:

My country, Manik? Perhaps you should take your mask of so you can clearly hear, My country is America, Your partner and I were born in the same city. I didn't Come here, I'm not some Mexican who crossed the border or some Canadian who was brought here. I am an American, and that is precisely my point. I am not given the same opportunities as an American, not because I am a foreigner but because I look like one. Because my ancestors were born somewhere else, I'm suffering through bigotry and prejudiced and yet unlike all the others in the past none of you look at it and feel bad for me, no you all encourage it.

The crowd chant USA once more, and Hassan screams out

Keep Chanting it! Because those letters belong to me you morons, I am an American, and I am the Last True patriot because I don't give up on the country that oppresses me. You call me a hypocrite Sabin when I never said a bad thing about the Scottish, I stated that a man from Scotland came to this country and the people cheer him when I am a man from American who happens to be of Arab Descent and they boo me for that. I am pointing out that the people are hypocrites, I have no problem with the Scottish people so the reason I dislike this joke is not because he is Scottish it is because he is a joke.

Hassan turns towards his Partner.

A joke who will NEVER understand what it's like to be me, because unlike you and others who claim to be discriminated against, I am discriminated for who I resemble. What you described was not being good at something and being told that, just like all these people you consider that oppression but it isn't because you got the chance to try and fail and then try again. I am not given that, You are bad at what you did so you were picked last for that reason, I wasn't picked at all because I am Arab American even if I was the best there was. That is my issue, and that is why I will open the eyes of the world. And lastly, My name is Muhammad, a proud name of my people, and you will show me the respect I deserve by addressing me as such.​

 

[Slim]

Re: Impact 9/5 - The Kliq vs. The Facepaint Warriors

[video=youtube;9hSBdcPVuCs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSBdcPVuCs[/video]

That iconic theme hits and the crowd roars as out comes The Ultimate Warrior sprinting to the ring in typical Warrior fashion.



Warrior runs up along the apron and shakes it wildly before entering the ring still vamped up and has mic in hand.



The Ultimate Warrior:

BELIEVE! BELIEVE! The Warrior is here! And we are here to eradicate the evil that is here. We are here to destroy all the inaccuracies that you two are telling these people. We are here by the strength and power of all the little Warriors all over the universe that fuel me each and every single day, every single hour, every single minute, every single second. We are here to make sure that the likes of you… Hunter. And you… Big Man that the evil that you two are looking to unleash will blow up in smoke.

The Warrior… The Ultimate Warrior is not going to be difficult to work with. The Warrior is going to be totally… unpredictable. Completely reliable but absolutely uncontrollable. You cannot contain the power of the Warrior. You cannot comprehend the true power of the Warrior and that is why you believe the Warrior to be hard to work with. But The Warrior is here and The Warrior will reek havoc. Together The Ultimate Warrior an Sting are reuniting after decades apart and together we will destroy every essence of evil that has bestowed UWF and it starts with you two.

You Big Man think that you can just run over everybody because of your size but you haven’t come across true absolute power like that of The Warrior. You haven’t experienced this kind of power that comes from the Planet of the Warriors. You haven’t come close to seeing what this immense kind of power can do. But you will be a first hand witness. You will be one to experience the pure awesomeness… of THE WARRIOR!

And YOU Hunter. You will once again experience the power of the Warrior. The Warrior knows you remember years ago when you thought you could defeat the almighty Warrior but you came up short and years later you are making that same mistake. Years later you are still underestimating the awesome might of the Warrior. Years later you are still thinking that you have what it takes to overcome everything that The Warrior can bring but you are wrong. You are wrong Hunter. You are WRONG!

We will do what is right for this world. We will do what is right for all of mankind and we will… DESTROY YOUUUUUUUUUU! RAWWWRRRRRR!

Ultimate Warrior lets out a snarl and growl​

OOC: First real attempt at The Warrior. DUDE look at this all star line up for this match. Haha awesome.

 

[The Hoov]

Re: 9/5 Impact: King of the Ring Qualifier Kane vs Brock Lesnar

[video=youtube;YToXwtyqmjM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YToXwtyqmjM[/video]


The crowd lets out a mixed response as the theme of "The Beast" Brock Lesnar pumps over the PA system. After a few bars of music, Lesnar emerges, accompanied by his manager Jim Cornette. Brock walks from one end to the stage to the other, never letting his glare leave Kane's face.

Cornette walks out with a microphone in hand and calms "The Beast" down. He looks down at the ring and addresses Kane and Bearer.

Jim Cornette: I can't believe my eyes! Look at what is in the ring at this very moment, folks, because it's the biggest example of a circus act you'll ever be able to see in the UWF! It's a masked freak and his big fat father who carries around an urn with a flashlight inside! Paul Bearer, you obese pissant, I will not stand by and let my client be blasted and buried by such insignificant individuals as yourselves. You better keep your trained monkey on a leash and control him a little better. Now, where was I?


Brock pulls a microphone out of his pocket and begins speaking himself.

Brock Lesnar: This is where we were. Kane, Big Red Machine, huh? Kane, you're looking at a machine. You're a burned freak in a mask, hiding yourself from the world. I don't hide who I am. Not one bit. I wear it on my t-shirt and trunks. It's my brand. I get paid millions to be who I am every single day. My name is Brock Lesnar and I believe we've met. Last week in that Battle Royal, we briefly met. If it wasn't for that idiot Grado, you'd be looking at the Global Champion and no one, not even you Kane, could do anything about it. Pain? You know pain? I know pain very well because I dish it out like nobody else. The term "Here Comes The Pain" wasn't just a t-shirt slogan. It was the thought in each and every opponent of mine's head when I walked down this ramp and that bell rang. Kane, your "emotional" pain is nothing compared to the physical trauma I can leave you in if I so choose.


Jim lifts his microphone back up and goes back on the verbal attack.


Jim Cornette: Thank you very much, Brock, for those eloquent words. But, there's another variable in this match besides that 7 foot moron. Paul Bearer, if you could quit daydreamin' about twinkees for one second and pay attention to what we've got to say, it would be in your best interest to do so. Paul, you two can bring all the hocus pocus you want, bring all the smoke and mirrors you want but none of it is gonna be worth a damn against this man. Brock Lesnar is the real deal. He doesn't need a gimmick slapped on him. He is a legit bad ass, folks! But, Paul, you can be rest assured that I'll be there at ringside, tennis racket in hand and if you even jiggle your fat anywhere near this match, I'll cram it down your big fat gullet until you choke on it! Because this is for more than just bragging rights. This is for a spot in the King of the Ring which means a future title shot. That means Brock Lesnar can finally right the wrong that occured last week and Brock Lesnar can become a world's champion and I guaran-damn-tee in this match, Kane won't be anything but a slight speedbump in the road to the promised land!


Cornette lowers his microphone and he and Lesnar both glare down at the ring where Kane and Paul Bearer are waiting.​

 

[SBS]

Re: 9/5/13 iMPACT: Title match: Khali vs RVD

[video=youtube;R4PDSBm5ERc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4PDSBm5ERc[/video]

The music of the Great Khali plays throughout the arena and the crowd immediately get on their feet for the Global Champion. The first ever Champion has the belt on his shoulder and the belt looks tiny on the massive chest of Khali. Ranjin Singh stands by the Champion’s side looking small as ever but he has a huge smile on his face as he is now translating for the Champion of all the Globe! Khali walks slowly and purposefully down to the ring and hops up onto the apron. He literally steps over the top rope and into the ring. He doesn’t even notice Van Dam as he stands in the center of the ring holding up the UWF Global Championship for all the world to see. After several seconds he turns towards his opponent and Ranjin Singh speaks.

​

Singh: So it was you Rob Van Dam who drew the short straw this week and now must face your NEW UWF Global Champion, The Great Khali! When the Punjabi nightmare heard the news of his first title defense being only but one week after winning it, most Champions would be furious. But not the Great Khali, for the Great Khali is eager to step into this ring and cause destruction and chaos all in the name of being known as the Greatest World Champion the World has ever seen. Rob Van Dam, it all starts with you. The reign of my brother begins with him laying you out and beating you down.

The crowd boo loudly not happy with Singh’s words they are clearly in attendance all fans of the Great Khali.

You should feel honored Van Dam, to be the first true victim of the Great Khali. 29 other men could not stop the Great Khali, do you honestly think you stand a chance against the 7 foot, 500 + pound King? Of course you do, you are a competitor, a man who has longed for victory for a long time. You however are not going to be claiming victory this week, oh no, for the victor shall be the Global Champion. Your competitive nature will be crushed beneath the massive fists of the King. Your spirit broken by sheer force and brutality only the Global Champion can muster. Rob Van Dam you will be the first sacrifice made by Joseph Park to the Great Khali but I promise you, you won’t be the last.

The crowd can’t believe what they are hearing. No way in hell did Park give Van Dam to Khali as a sacrifice. Even with the height difference Rob Van Dam does not back down.

Let me ask you something Van Dam, The Great Khali would like to know what it is you fight for? I already know what you fight for, and that is yourself. In your little World all you care about is Rob Van Dam and to hell with everyone else. Do you know what the Great Khali fights for Rob? The Great Khali fights for the proud nation of India. A third world country that will soon rule the world, with its over 1 billion inhabitants. Each and every soul their looks up to the Great Khali, cheers for the Great Khali, and like last week when the Great Khali won the World Title belt, he did so for the nation. We spent the week over their sharing the Global Championship with the poor and the downtrodden. To them it was the greatest moment of their lives, just as it was The Great Khali’s finest moment when he eliminated the most men in the Gauntlet for Gold on his way to becoming Champion. The Great Khali is the biggest and strongest superstar in the UWF today, and yet he still fights for something you and the rest of you Americans have forgotten, the love of country.

A “USA†chant begins but quickly fails. The crowd doesn’t give a damn about India only the Great Khali and Ranjin Singh seem to give a damn!

The Great Khali is no dog, he is King, he is a patriot! Though if he were a dog he’d be worth more in value and even more fierce than anything you could do. The Great Khali however like a dog is very territorial, he does not like to give up things that belong to him, and such is the Global Championship. So no Rob, I will not put a “leash†on my brother, for there is no leash that can hold back the Great Khali, there is no force on earth that can stop him. The Great Khali will step into the ring with you Thursday night and the Great Khali will destroy you! Van Dam, the Great Khali wishes to let you know, it will be an honor to put you out of your misery or as you like to say, the Great Khali is going to smoke your ass.

The crowd boo really loud as Singh smiles having stolen one of Van Dam’s catchphrases. The Great Khali grabs the microphone out of his brother’s hand, wanting to get something off of his chest.



The Great Khali: रोब वैन डैम आप एक गीला कुत्ते की तरह गंध और तुम भी एक तरह लग रही है. मैं अजेय हूँ तुम मेरे खिलाफ कोई मौका नहीं खड़े हो जाओ. मैं अपराजेय हूँ, और जब आप भारत के राजा के कई पीड़ितों के पहले किया जाएगा. प्रभाव की विश्व चैंपियन. और अपने आप करते हैं, लेकिन द ग्रेट खली का सामना कर जब आता है कि अपरिहार्य हार को आत्मसमर्पण कर सकते हैं कुछ भी नहीं है.

Whatever the Great Khali said, it was said with a fire and tenacity that means the Great Khali means business tonight. Ranjin Singh takes the mic back.

Singh: The Great Khali says that you smell like a wet dog. He reiterates the fact you stand no chance against him, and he tells you, come Thursday night, you will do nothing but surrender to the inevitable fact that he, the Great Khali, King of India, Global Champion, will make you his bitch…

With that Singh and Khali share a look, the Global Champion is ready for Thursday night, but is the challenger?​

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF Presents: Impact 9/5/13

Pretty good show. Pretty good. I am confused as to ... Sting tags in Warrior and Warrior takes down Triple H but then we don't hear anything else about them but Sting and Nash? Then Trips hit the pedigree on Sting and pinned him? Sting wasn't the legal man.

But other than that the show was pretty good. The Judge Judy stuff... I'll admit isn't my cup of tea but it was done pretty well. Resulting in a pretty nice looking tag match for the PPV.

But Impact is still rolling folks.