Premier League Sack Race Mafia

[TOP GUY TIME]

Wow. Good job boys. Anyways at least one of those people on Juices vote list is a scum boi

 

[Comrade Khan]

@Shield-Maiden respect !

 

[Comrade Khan]

Good lynch .

 

[Comrade Khan]

Cannot say enough how legit that was juice lol. I'm really

 

[Chloe B]

I hope you're one of those cool roles that shoots someone when lynched. I used that one to great effect in Chimp's NJPW Mafia. Remember that one @CraigPelton ?

Oh there's been something I've been to say to you

First of all, I would like to thank the many, many posters throughout this forum that wrote PMs to Flay, The Acquired Taste, while I was banned. Secondly, I want to thank WrestlingSmarks forums for waitin’ and takin’ the time ‘cause I know how important it was, Premier League Mafia it is to the Mafia fans, it is to WrestlingSmarks, and Flay, The Acquired Taste. With that wait, I got what I wanted, Velvet Skybox the World’s Most Obnoxious Mafia Player. I don’t have to say a whole lot more about the way I feel about Velvet Skybox; no respect, no honor. There is no honor amongst thieves in the first place.

He put hard times on Flay and his family. You don’t know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when Evo don't wanna play Mafia anymore, he drew a good role and he was excited, but got lynched by fake info. Hard times are when Titania thinks there's a conspiracy against her from the top of the section hierarchy. And hard times are when a man has surfed a forum for for three years and they give him a ban, kick him in the butt and say “too many chances, daddy”, that’s hard times! That’s hard times! And Velvet Skybox you put hard times on this forum by takin’ Flay out, that’s hard times. And we all had hard times together, and I admit, I don’t look like the player of the day supposed to look. My read’s just a lil’ shit, my scum hunting’s a lil’ directionless, but brother, I am bad. And they know I’m bad.

There were two bad people… One was dashing_man and he’s dead brother, and the other’s right here. Velvet Skybox, the World’s Most Obnoxious Player title belongs to these players. I’mma reach out right now, I want you behind your keyboard to know my hand is touchin’ your hand for the gathering of the biggest body of people in this fourm, in this internet, all over the Discord server now, reachin’ out because the love that was given me and this time I will repay you now. Because I will be the next World’s Most Obnoxious Mafia Player on this hard time blues. Flay tour, ‘20.

And Velvet Skybox… Let me leave you with this. One way to hurt Velvet Skybox, is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world and that’s the World’s Most Obnoxious Player title. I’m gon’ take it, I been there twice. This time when I take it daddy, I’m gon’ take it for you. Let’s gather for it. Don’t let me down now, ‘cause I came back for you, for that man upstairs that left 3-4 years ago because the forum updated and never got the opportunity to see a real Obnoxious Player. And I’m proud of you, thank god I have you, and I love you. I love you!

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Oh there's been something I've been to say to you

First of all, I would like to thank the many, many posters throughout this forum that wrote PMs to Flay, The Acquired Taste, while I was banned. Secondly, I want to thank WrestlingSmarks forums for waitin’ and takin’ the time ‘cause I know how important it was, Premier League Mafia it is to the Mafia fans, it is to WrestlingSmarks, and Flay, The Acquired Taste. With that wait, I got what I wanted, Velvet Skybox the World’s Most Obnoxious Mafia Player. I don’t have to say a whole lot more about the way I feel about Velvet Skybox; no respect, no honor. There is no honor amongst thieves in the first place.

He put hard times on Flay and his family. You don’t know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when Evo don't wanna play Mafia anymore, he drew a good role and he was excited, but got lynched by fake info. Hard times are when Titania thinks there's a conspiracy against her from the top of the section hierarchy. And hard times are when a man has surfed a forum for for three years and they give him a ban, kick him in the butt and say “too many chances, daddy”, that’s hard times! That’s hard times! And Velvet Skybox you put hard times on this forum by takin’ Flay out, that’s hard times. And we all had hard times together, and I admit, I don’t look like the player of the day supposed to look. My read’s just a lil’ shit, my scum hunting’s a lil’ directionless, but brother, I am bad. And they know I’m bad.

There were two bad people… One was dashing_man and he’s dead brother, and the other’s right here. Velvet Skybox, the World’s Most Obnoxious Player title belongs to these players. I’mma reach out right now, I want you behind your keyboard to know my hand is touchin’ your hand for the gathering of the biggest body of people in this fourm, in this internet, all over the Discord server now, reachin’ out because the love that was given me and this time I will repay you now. Because I will be the next World’s Most Obnoxious Mafia Player on this hard time blues. Flay tour, ‘20.

And Velvet Skybox… Let me leave you with this. One way to hurt Velvet Skybox, is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world and that’s the World’s Most Obnoxious Player title. I’m gon’ take it, I been there twice. This time when I take it daddy, I’m gon’ take it for you. Let’s gather for it. Don’t let me down now, ‘cause I came back for you, for that man upstairs that left 3-4 years ago because the forum updated and never got the opportunity to see a real Obnoxious Player. And I’m proud of you, thank god I have you, and I love you. I love you!

Flay is now 100% town for me. Didn't make these long ass posts as Mafia. Unless I'm just a blueberry

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Nice promo, but it's not "he" anymore

I suppose you wouldn't know given that we've not played together for literal years but still

 

[Laughable Chimp]

can we lynch me next please?

 

[Chloe B]

can we lynch me next please?

what's going on? why's everyone trying to get lynched?

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

what's going on? why's everyone trying to get lynched?

The goal of the game is to be lynched. Anyways lynch me daddies

 

[Chloe B]

The goal of the game is to be lynched. Anyways lynch me daddies

Pardon?

 

[Chloe B]

fuck I've just double checked my Role PM and understand what's going on now

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

fuck I've just double checked my Role PM and understand what's going on now

Does your Role PM say your vote is your only power?

 

[Chloe B]

Does your Role PM say your vote is your only power?

Pretty much

 

[Comrade Khan]

Just mass claim tomorrow lol